A Human Stumbles Into Equestria

Third person POV

"What do you think happened to him?"

"The Elements said they found him in a forest covered in injuries, mostly from two timber wolfs..."

"How did they know that two timber wolfs did this?"

"Two of them were found dead, close to where they found him."

"He killed them?"

"It would seem that way, most of the injuries were scratches, signs of a fight as well. But we're not here to talk about that."

"You said mostly"

"Some of the wounds weren't all that recent. In fact, some of them looked to have happened before the attack."

"How could you tell?"

"On some of the smaller cuts, there has already been noticeable swelling. As well a scabs forming around the area of damage."

"And how bad was the damage, Doctor?"

"He's not in the greatest shape. But not the worst either. He had multiple lacerations around the chest and pectoral region, as well as a deep bite wound on the forearm. Which thankfully didn't manage to damage any vital veins in the arm. As well as a slight fever, it was rather cold last night. But it was nothing the medical team couldn't fix."

"What were the elements doing out in that forest? If it's in my place to ask."

"The princess wanted them to go. There was a very large, VERY large magical surge in the forest. The princess wanted to make sure that it wasn't any remnants of the Nightmare Moon."

"How did you know this?"

"When I asked why they were in such a dangerous area, the Element of Honesty told me the reason.

"Oh that's just not fair, you know she's a terrible liar. Why would you even press her for information like that?"

"I didn't press her. She was just the first one to give me one."

"I thought Twilight was the magic wiz?"

"Nurse. Twilight told Applejack to tell me why they were out there."

"O-oh, sorry."

"It's quite alright. Now, any more questions you might have?"

The doctor asked, only to see the nurse staring at the patient.

"I never really got a good look at him. He is an odd looking one, isn't he?"

"That's a rather... odd thing to mention nurse."

"Sorry, it's just i have never seen anypony like him."

"Purhapse you could ask him about the way he looks then."

"No! I don't mean to sound rude. He just looks... different."

"It's alright nurse. Just be carful of what you say next time. You could've offended the poor lad if he had been awake."

"Sorry"

"It's alright. Now help me prep him. Princess Celestia will be coming by to ask him questions about why he's here."

"She will?"

"Yes. She wants to know more about the lad. He is a rather strange one."

"Oh, who's the offensive one now?"

"I mean why would've he been in the Everfree forest? Everypony knows that it's a dangerous place. And there is nothing out there, but wild animals trying to claw your eyes out. Even the princesses don't like  to go near the forest."

"With good reason. Mabye... he got lost?"

"I've never seen him before. So it's a likely chance."

"So what do we do with him, now?"

"We will simply wait untill the princess comes by, and show her to the patient"

First person POV two hours later

Ow.

Just.

Ow.

My muscles were strained and sore. And my body felt like total garbage. But I was alive. And that was saying something. But I still was to tired to move, and to tired to even care. Right now I was the most comfortable I have been since last night. The soft bed that I slept on felt perfect right now.

To bad for the annoying beeping.

And I was having such good dreams to.

I was about to groan when I heard voices.

"And what do you know of him?" The first voice sounded female. Rather easy on the ears as well. Sounded almost like a mother talking to her child.

"Not much. Only his injures and body image. Which by the way, gave the doctors, me included, quite the scare. We thought the poor lad was a lot worse than he actually was... enough about that. He hasn't woken up yet so we don't know his name. Or his reason for being out there. But what we can say is that he is healthy, and alive."

"You can't exactly be healthy without being alive, can you doctor?"

"She got you there, doc."

"S-sorry princess, wrong choice of words."

"princess?"

"It's alright. Is he well enough for me to vist him? Ask him some questions?"

"Yes princess of course. We can't deny you of something you wan-"

"Yes...you can. If I was being irrational, anypony could. Just because I'm royalty doesn't mean I'm better than anypony else. And you'd be right to remember that."

"R-Right"

"Calm doctor. I'm not here to hurt you. Now, show me to this mysterious stallion."

"Oh. Erm, y-yes right th-this way princess."

I wanted to see these people, the seemed liked and interesting bunch. To bad that when I tried to open my eyes, I got a face full dizziness and a head full of pain.

I groaned.

"Well, it seems he's awake.

Third person POV

The door to the Nates room was swung open by the good doctor, and the princess standing beside him.

"Leave us."

"Okay, erm. R-right princess."

Nate was having an internal battle with his body. He couldn't open his eyes, or really even move his body. He was way to sore.

His balls were itchy too.

Okay maybe not the best narration on my part.

Anyways...

"Can you speak?" Said the women.

All she got was a groan and nod.

"Do you know where you are?"

"Hoshpitol" Nate now just realized he was VERY much out of it.

"Good, do you know who you are?" The women asked.

"Nate."

"Nate? An... odd name. But thats not why I'm here. Why were you in that forest?"

Now you see Nate, is usually a very sensible man. However he was so far gone, he thought the women was insulting him.

"Dit you juest cawll my name gay?" It was so silent, you could here a plane going into the twin towers. Oh god I'm going to hell, that's not funny

"W-what? No. I-i was just saying it was a od-" she was cut off.

"Youh callved meh gay, that's like tortally nut cool mhan."  The women seemed to panick slightly.

"I didn't mean to oftend you!"

"Yer har forgiven. I hallways loved you baby gerl." And with that Nate went unconscious.

Again.

"what"

The door opened.

"Oh princess Celestial! I forgot to tell you that the sedatives haven't worn off yet, so he may not be the best for questions right now."

"Oh, W-well I suppose I could wait until the sedatives ware off..."

"I'm sorry princess, I didn't mean to waste your time."

"It's quite fine. Doctor, he just... made me worry for a second there."

"What? What did he say?"

"Nothing of importance I assure you." She said that a little to fast.

"Oh, okay. Well you can wait inside here if you'd like."

"Much appreciated doctor, now you must have other duties?" Celestial said raising her eyebrows slightly.

"Oh right!" And with that he left.

"Well that was a very... awkward exchange." She spoke quietly to her self.

Totally original dream sequence. First/third person POV

turns out. Drugs can effect your dreams too.

Don't quote me on that.

We stood there, on the bloodied battlefield. We had won are attack against the Canadian bacon men, and A bunch of clones of the Shamwow guy.

"Are you ready? Jon Snow" said my champion, the Kool-said guy.

"Yes" I raised my lightsaber in the air.

This would be my greatest challenge yet. I have faced demons. I have faced ghosts. I have faced the spirt of Richard Nixon. But this? This was my greatest challenge of them all.

Standing next to me. Was my best friend. Papa John. Smiling while I prepared to start my speach.

I spoke in my thick Russian accent. (Jon Snow is DEFINITELY not Russian)

"Today, we march on the mushroom kingdoms gates! To rid are planet from the scum know as the white knights and their tyrant king!"

*claping*

"The king only knows one name... and that name is. HITLARY CLITON!"

*loud cheering from a bunch of Optimus Primes*

"Today we will take back are lands of Skyrim!"

*more loud cheering*

"AND THEN WE WILL FINALLY FIND OUT WHO CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG!!!"

"CHARGE THE GATES!" With a flick of my wrist and a pointing of all my fingers. I yelled my battle cry.

"BOI IF U DONT GET"

That's all they needed to hear. We charged the gates. With me riding my giant chinchilla, and Kool-Aid man taking out is giant dragon strap on. And Papa John? He brought the greatest weapon of all time known to the battlefield.

All he needed was to say the special words.

"Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa Johns."

As soon as those words left his mouth. Every single Shamwow, and Canadian bacon men shivered.

They knew what was coming. They heard the stories. They couldn't stop it.

Suddenly a giant floating spider made of cheese and pepperoni, starting raining justice from above with its natural organic ingredients.

Oh god the screaming.

"Oh god!"

"It's to much!"

"Every Shamwow for themself!"

"No! Not my eyes PLEASE, ANY THING BUT THE EYES!"

It was chaos, and I loved it. That's what these bastards get for killing my mother. Lacey Green.

"Go Snow! I will hold them off!" Papa John said to me in his British accent.

As we made are finally bush to the thrown room we were met with heavy resistance. But not heavy enough.

We killed every.

Last.

One.

As me and Kool-Aid man burst through the throne room doors we heard slow clapping.

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

"You did well, Jon Snow!" The tyrant know as Hitler's Cilton spoke in a mocking tone.

"But before you can kill me, you must defeat my champion."

Just as the king said that they heard shuffling behind them.

It was The Legend27.

"No! What have you done to my brother?!" I spoke in rage.

The tyrant cackled "he bows to me now, he's not your brother any more."

"Now, I will finish you. The Legend27! ATTACK!"

My once brother threw boulder after boulder at me. Trying to squash me under them.

The battle took 90 days to complete. (Thank god for speed ups)

The battle was hard and gruelling, brutal and almost impossible. But I did it. I defeated The Legend27.

He was unconscious and unharmed.

Now for the tyrants turn to bleed.

The king smirked at me. And did a becken hand motion. Filled with rage I sped my way over to the tyrant, ignited my light saber a meant to end her reign once and for all. Only to have to blocked by no other than the Kool-Aid man.

My face was full of shock.

"Why?" I spoke in a voice full of sadness.

"Because she had grape Koo-Aid. I'm sorry."

With a flurry of blades and dildos. We fought. To the death.

I was weak.

I managed to damage him enough to get him on his knees. But I couldn't kill him. He was my friend. My brother.

I let him go and turned around to face the tyrant. I didn't notice Kool-Aid man clutching his weapon and charging.

I was about to turn around.

Only for Papa Johns to get in the way.

"NO!!!" I spoke in total shock.

He turned to me and smiled "better ingredients. Better pizza... P-papa Jo-Johns."  With a gasp he fell to the ground.

I never felt so much rage.

I let out a blood curlting yell. And slaughtered them. It was so quick. But they were dead. Even the king.

I ran to his body and let out a cry. "No" I tried to hold onto his body only for it to fade from existence.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" I choked as hot tears trailed down my cheeks.

"Why? Why had it have to be...*hic* my only lover....."

Weird dream over.

Third person POV

Celestia sat at the end of Nates bed, waiting for the drugs to wear off. She watched as he moaned and groaned in his sleep, and muttered incoherent mumbles about 'papa johns'

He was currently an odd creature. Oddly handsome though in a certain... exotic way.

She waited 3 whole hours for Nate to start stirring from his sleep.

"Hrmmm." He yawned "were am I?"

"Finally you're awake"

"Sorry for keeping you waiting nurs-... WHAT THE FU-"

End of chapter 2

CLIFF HANGER!!! :3