A Human Stumbles Into Equestria

A few hours after waking up.

"So, who is she again?" I question Celestia, as I exited the small bathroom, clothes now gripped my body.

thank god for that pony that made these clothes, I wonder if I'll meet her today?

"She is my student, and one of the ponies that helped save your life, but also, more importantly, one of the elements of harmony." She finished sitting down on the bed.

"Your still gonna need to fully explain that to me.... even WITH the explanation last night I'm still confused." I said as I scratched my head. "I mean, I know WHAT they are, but you never told me what they DO. Simply that they help defend Equestria." I said crossing my arms over my chest.

"All in do time Nate, I will will introduce you to my student first, then we will go meet the other elements. That way, you can get your answers, I promise." She said as she stood up from the bed.

She looked at me. More specifically, my clothes.

"I see Rarity did well on her work, as she always has." She smiled.

I nodded slightly. Even though I never met her, I will admit, the woman- MARE, (need time to get used to that...) knows her clothing.

"Well" she said. Standing up. "We should get going, my student gets very excited about new types of things, and you are VERY new. She will probably ask you questions." She told me.

"Questions? Alright, I can a handle a few questions." I said.

She giggled. "More like a lot of questions, just be prepared by a verbal bombardment." She snickered and whisperd to herself. "~oh I can't wait to see how she reacts to you, she's always so adorable when she geeks out~"

"She can't be THAT bad." I reasoned.

She giggled, again. "Trust me, she is." She luaghed lightly when I groaned.

"But don't worry, I won't let the questions take up the whole day, we still have a lot to do." She finished, grabbing the door knob, twisting and opening the door.

"Now walk with me, the day is still young." She said as I nodded, and started to followed her to the check out.

40 minutes later.

So I was currently trying not to scream out loud.

why?

Because when we got to where Twilight lived. which is a library, I soon found out when Celestia told me. I had expecte at least a normal goddam house , or even a library.

But nope.

I got a fucking tree house.

Now.

When I say TREE house, I mean TREE house.

As in a house made of a tree.

Fuck me this just keeps getting more and more confusing. First of all, how? How to you even make this happen? How much money did it cost? And more importantly.

Why the fuck hasn't anyone burned it down yet?

I mean, with a world of magical pony looking people you'd think some one would accidentally start a fire. Actually, how do you keep this fucker LIT without catching fire?....my brain hurts.

But before my brain could combust inside my head. Celestia spoke.

"This is my students library." She spoke, lifting her arm and gesturing towards it.

I was still not believing this. "Celestia? Why is the house a tree? How does THAT work?" I pointed to the 'house' "it makes NO sense."

She looked at me, smirked and said "magic." while wriggling  her fingers front of her face "Wooooh. Spooky." She laughed when I smacked my forhead. Of COURSE that was her explanation...

I sighed. "Fine. Whatever, let's just get inside this abomination."

"My students house is not an abomination!" She luaghed. She then walked up to the front door and knock.

*knock*

*knock*

*knock*

She knocked three times and spoke a little loudly through the door. "Twilight? I'm here!" Almost as soon as she finished yelling. The door flung open to reveal suprise another pony. like seriously, it's like a 20 year old virgin with a furry fetish created this world. i almost laughed.

"Princess!" The purple pony cried out as she hugged her mentor like she hasn't seen her in years.

"Hello twilight," she said giving her a quick nuzzle. "How are you doing today?" She asked as they broke off the hug.

"Oh! I'm great! Spike cleaned up the library, so now that your here it's nice and clean." She spoke in excitement. Then she gasped.

"Oh my gosh are you the one we found in the forest? Oh my gosh I have SOOO many questions!" She spoke as she grabbed me by the hand and practicly PULLED me through the door. I yelped, not only to how far she pulled me, but also because of how strange her hand felt. It felt... weird.

The princess chuckled at my expense. " now, now twilight, give him some breathing room."

Twilight looked up at her. "Okay!" Then sat me down on a couch while she sat across from me.

Is it normal for them to smile like that?

She took a deep breath.

Then exhaled.

"TELL ME EVERYTHING!." The little mare yelled, her voice reaching an almost scream when she spoke.

Celestia simply smiled. "He can't tell you EVERYTHING Twilight, I still need him for later on today."

Twilight let out a small squeak oh my Christ, that's adorable. "sorry princess." Twilight mumbles, slightly embarrassed.

Celestial kept her warm smile. "It's fine twilight, you can still ask him questions, just make them count we only got about one and a half hours with you." I winched ONLY?! I tried not to groan once again.

"Ooh this is going to be so exciting! Ok, my first question is..... where are you from?!"

And with that, hours of questions such as "What's your species?" And more painful, awkward ones like "how do you reproduce?" Were answered. Celestia seemed to in enjoy me being uncomfortable when answering THOSE a little to much....

Why me?

1 hour later.

After she had no more questions, and I had no more answers. She decided to stop with asking me things and we started to talks about who we were. I found out she was the element of magic, and she found out I was a guy who got drunk and lost in a forest.

i know, I'm not important, she is. You don't have to rub it in my face.

Dick.

Celestial looked at the time and sighed softly. "Ok twilight, I think that's anough questions for today, Nate still needs to meet the other elements before the day is over." She said.

Twilight looked a little sad. Her eyes widened a little bit. But didn't say anything to her.

i wonder if cuteness can be weaponized....

my thoughts were cut off.

"Come Nate, the next pony we will meet will be the element of honesty, she lives on a farm. It's A little bit of a walk, but we should be there shortly." She said opening the door. I stood up and walked towards the door as well.

Twilight called out to us. "Bye princess! Bye Nathan!" (yes, Nathan's my full name.) and with that we set out.

"Princess, where is the farm?" I question looking to my left.

"Oh silly me, I forgot to tell you. Her farm is over by Sweet Apple acres." She continued "it's almost impossible to miss, with the hundreds of apple trees." She finished speaking.

"Ok" was my simple reply, as I continued to follow her down the path.

"I don't know why you asked me were it was.... I would be guiding you there." She pointed out.

"Oh. I just wanted to know where we are going. I was just curious." I explained.

"Solid point." She spoke. And with that,

We started to make are way closer to Sweet Apple Acres.

And then I realized something...

"Sweet Apple Arces? Are you fucking kidding me?"