Multi-Author Brony Musician NSFW Story

Dramatic reading by Belgerum

PREFACE:

So Lauren Faust was in a park. She was immediately raped by her fans. She received one sperm from each one and reached the pregnancy high score.

“THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS!”  yelled the semen covered Faust.

“NO! SPARTA WAS LAST CHAPTER”

PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK PENIS DICK BALLS PENIS COCK ANUS ANUS KYOGAS PENIS RAPE CRUSH KILL DESTROY PENIS DICK PENIS PINGAS PENASUS COCK BALLS PENIS ANUS BONER PENIS PENIS BUTTHOLE PENIS BRONY.

Swag.

“You guys do know that I’m gonna read these, right?” Said the author.

“Yes, we’re aware.  :D” said everyone in the fic, subsequently breaking the fart wall.

(READ IN BRITISH ACCENT:) “Fuck I just laughed so hard my penis flew out my nose.” (End British accent)

PART 1: 2012 A SKRILLEX ODYSSEY

Skrillex was sleeping with Kyoga and Artattack. There was no sex. They were just sleeping together.  But then they all fucked in a brostep/clopstep ambient clusterfuck.

Then they all sat down at skrillex’s macbook and raped it while Twilight Sparkle chewed on his FUCKING NOT CLASSY beaten headphone chord with her pony teeth.

“YES OH MY GOD! YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD!” Yelled Skrilly, as he broke a sweat with his manly bangarang dick. (Skrillex is a girl) (we know) (fart wall).

“CAN YOU FEEL THE ROUGH NECK BASS?!” He croaked with an air of modern talking. his hair waved back and forth like the fabled majestic sea-lion fuckface, as told within the ancient Nordic prophecies. Once exhausted of his magical dropping energy, Skrillex proceeded onto his next project.

“Kyoga, say hello again, to ALL MY FRIENDS.”

“Oh shit.”

With that, a torrent of pubic parasprite lice in the image of Zecora burst forth with the ferocity of a thousand suns, charging towards Kyoga with a amazing grace and agility.

“FUCK! CALL 911 NOW!” Kyoga screamed, as he became slowly devoured by the ferocious parasprite lice.

It was almost noon by the time the lice had settled back into Skrillex’s "cinema". Surveying the wreckage around, Skrillex contemplated the trail of destruction he left behind.

“Looks like,” he paused, reaching in his pubic triangle to retrieve his pair of sunglasses.  He put on the sunglasses with an air of calm about him  “Someone dropped the bass.”  YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No one has entered the Devil’s Den since.

Then Feed Me walked in and was like “oh hell no niggas, you don’t know clopstep!” he then turned into a pony and fed himself with his dubstep dickfuckery cock.

PART 2:  THE KYOGA BOSON

“HEY GUYS YOU LIKE MY DICK ITS THE HIGGS BOSON HURR HURR HURR” said a very swaggish Belgerum. Little did everyone know that Belgerum’s dick was really Kyoga’s disembodied cock. Belgerum didn’t have a dick at all. He had a vagina.

We interrupt this fanfic to bring you an important message from the science community.

It was discovered today that Kyogas genitals ARE the missing mysterious god particle.

Scientist say they are 99.6969% sure they have finally found them. However they say further tests are needed in order to be completely certain, but pop the bottles of champagnezee anyway. In other news, a gigantic penis is attacking the city. We bring you Dick Button live from the scene.

“Thank you Tom, the situation is looking pretty grim... as you can see behind me, people are being killed numerous way, by being crushed, fucked to death, drowning in semen, and passing out from the stench. wait a minute... what’s that noise? OH MY GOD NO SPARE ME I HAVE A WIFE AN-“

“How much boson could a higgs boson boson if a boson could higg bosons? Indeed it will be forever a mystery,” Said the giant penis before destroying the camera.

“Thank you, for that....  surprising report...  and now the weather.”

Best pony is best pony, Obviously. Best Pony should Pony The Best Pony’s Best pony, who Pony’d Best Pony who Best Pony’d Best Pony

So anyway, there was a big explosion and the world went boom. But Equestria was fine cause its in an alternate universe. So everypony moved there and had a huuuuuuggeeee orgy.  There were alicorn dicks flying into all kinds of alicorn vaginas. It was crazy.  All the alicorns got fucked up the butt by Discords 1,000,000 studded dildos. Then they all died and Celestia hoof’d her clit up and made 1,000,000 more ponies. And that’s how Equestria was made.

So then everyone was happy for a while and the 1,000,000 ponies fucked to make more ponies, raising the population to 2,000,001 ponies. The 2,000,001 ponies settled down in Equestria and started to grow potatos, which they then turned into “Absolute Everfree Vodka”.

Fuck that was boring.

PART 3: THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

Once upon a penis, in the magical magazine of Playpony, there were two regal hookers who had sex together, and created babies for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her alicorn hooker vagina to raise the penis at the stripper bars; the younger prepared her anus to begin the orgies. Thus, the two whores maintained balance for their kingdom and their male strippers, all the different types of penises.

But as time went on, the younger whore became resentful. The penises relished and played in the vagina her elder sister opened, but shunned and looked over her beautiful anus.

One fateful day, the younger whore refused to lower her anus onto a penis to make way for the orgy. The elder sister tried to fuck her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked virgin of darkness: Virginmare Moon.

She vowed that she would curse the land with eternal blue balls. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to whoredom: the Elements of Whore-money. Using the penis of the Elements of Whore-money, she raped her younger sister, and left her pregnant in the whorehouse. The elder sister took on responsibility for both pussy and ass, and Sex has been maintained in Playpony for generations since.

Hmm... Elements of Whore-money. I know I've fucked those before... but where?

My horny penis.

My horny penis.

penis penis penis penis PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

MY HORNY PENIS

I USED TO WONDER WHAT A DICK COULD BE

(My horny penis)

UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED IT’S SEMEN WITH ME

BIG PHALLUSES

TONS OF COCKS

A BEAUTIFUL DICK

ROCK HARD AND STRONG

SHARING SEMEN

IT’S AN EASY FEAT

AND STDS MAKE IT ALL COMPLETE

(YOU HAVE MY)

MY HORNY PENIS

DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE ALL MY WILLING FUCK-FRIENDS

FRIENDS FRIENDS FREI FREI FRIE FFFFFFFFF

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PENISES ARE MAGIC!

SEMEN!

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EPILOGUE:

So I just walked into the living room and my mom and her friend were talking about their vaginas.  :\

Cool story bro.

THE END

(Oh God Why)