Multi-Author Brony Musician NSFW Story

Dramatic reading by Belgerum

“WELCOME TO THE OLYMPIC ORAL VAGINA SWIMMING COMPETITION!” said LFP.

YOUR A DICK LFP I AM NOT YOU ARE TOO GOD WE SUCK ASS LOL YEAH WE DO.

“YAY” shouted Bmo. But then he remembered he had aids and was a zombie because he was dead.

“LETS GET READY TO BUTTSEX” Yelled Kyoga’s disembodied zombie aids dick.

“PREPARE FOR..... ZOMBIE AIDS!” Screeched Bmo, thrusting his 10 foot penis into Kyoga’s bloody dick.

Fak u. Fak lal f

“Belgerum... Why am I in this?” complained LFP, as he was ear raped by a neon green elephant OC and liked it.

“Because you touch your dick at night to furry inflation porn.” Replied BMO, putting Kyogas disembodied penis on the end of his, and admiring the 4 foot extension.

It was then that everyone realized that Kyoga’s dick was filled to the brim with explosives and grape jelly. It was also noted that BMO’s dick was covered in gasoline and butter, to make sliding in and out of the tight dick vagina easier than your mom on prom night.

Unfortunately, all of this stupid penisfuckery angered the infamous god of dicks, Mike Hawk.

“WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER”

“Who?” asked Owlicious.

“Yes, Who!” Replied Mike Hawk’s holy dick. Not receiving a straight answer, he got a gay one, inviting his friend Jack Hoff (The god of fapping) to help him punish the foolishly sexy, ass crazed mortals. So the two gods went off to have gay sex in the middle of the pacific ocean, leaving the mortal dicks to fuck each other to death in peace and tranquillity.

However, all was not well. For the evil forces of sanity were rising up once more. It was at this time, that an ordinary man stood up for what he believed in, and set off on an epic quest to save the world.

To counter the sanity, BMO immediately began to jack off, using Icy Hot as lube and spraying a can of chloroform into his nostrils for extra pleasure. But he was suddenly crushed by a 1,000 pound dick falling from the sky. The dick belonged to none other than a ponified version of Ash Ketchum, lord of the Balls.

Meanwhile,in ponyville, Rarity was feeling left out. Nobody had written her into this fic yet, and she craved desperately for a vagina to stick in her dick. So what did she do? She committed suicide by stabbing herself in the armpit with Kyoga’s dick. Then, knowing the dick was filled with explosives and Grape Jelly, she lit a match and held it up to her beard.

“FUFUFUFUFUFUFUGUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!” said zombie killer Kyoga, waking up from the stimulation.

“I shouldn't fap because you just twist my dicks into something random” said LFP, hoping to get some lovin’ from Princess Luna’s chin.

“I shall fuck you, Belgerum.”

“I would love that, dear friend.” responded Belgerum, a hint of seductiveness in his voice as he flung his arms around LFP, grabbing  him into an embrace while allowing their lips to meet in a passionate kiss. As the two bodies met with emotions that neither knew they had for each other, LFP blushed as he felt his gigiga-penis go rigid between his legs, and poke the inside of his lover’s thighs. He looked into Belgerum’s eyes, as he grinned, guiding the head towards his lovingly moist vagina. Just before the moment of truth, where their passions would go aflame, and their love would take flight, LFP whispered into Belgerum’s ear, “YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!”

Jim walked in and felt he needed to defecate in someone’s mouth.  “Someone come here and open your mouth,” he said fervently.

Luckily, a stray cat just happened to be walking by. Jim mistook it for a wild kyoga. He grabbed it with his thighs and ‘let loose’ all over the inside of its mouth.  The cat was suddenly filled with the most rank diarrhea and promptly exploded, leaving its entrails all over the semen stained sidewalk.  Jim was so sexually aroused by this that he began to lap up the mix of semen, cat entrails, and diarrhea off the sidewalk with a gusto never heard of before.  Then he got sick and barfed all of it out again and spontaneously came.  Green colored semen erupted from his now erect penis.

Fortunately, Pyro was nearby, and killed it all with fire.

Emp then ate a higgs boson and went to hell.

“I’M A GAYFISH!” said kyoga as he fapped furiously to the two sexually arousing scenes unfolding before his very eyes.

MÄYÖR MÄRE HÄD SEX WITH Ä TURTLE ÄND IT WAS GREÄT

“PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS”

“ENJOY”

Then they all went to disney world. Belgerum went on the rollercoaster and died from all of the bloody knives swinging from the axes swinging from the roller coasters axes. Unfortunately for the world, his penis did not. The monster clown picked up Belgium's penis and began to chew on it thinking it was cotton candy, the penis was so red after all the damage it took on the roller coaster everyone thought it was cotton candy.

After this horrible chain of events, Emp was left standing over a pile of cotton candy, which he mistook for Belgerum’s penis. He began putting the cotton candy into his butthole, imagining himself fucking Belgerum.

Suddenly, Seth from EQD came into the fanfic. He immediately got tackled by a giant cyborg dick, and fucked hard by it and it’s twelve friends. The dicks were too big for Seth, and as he felt the first enter his vagina’s butthole, he could feel the head of the dick go so far into him, that it came back out his mouth.

“I want to destroy your mana pool with my magic wand,” Seth whispered to Trixie, as his live feed was being uploaded to EQD at that very moment. Unfortunately, Trixie would not stand for it, and bitch-slapped him, and left him forever alone and a virgin.

Meanwhile, everyone else was enjoying their sex lives.

3M0 DJ’s girlfriend walks in and they start goin’ at it on the floor. Hot hot hot.

Unfortunately, Matthew N. and Derpy were having oral sex in the postal truck driving by. Distracted by the dick she was sucking, Derpy accidentally the delivery truck and drove through the wall of the house where 3M0 and his girlfriend were having sex. They were both flattened and died together under the truck. The impact of the truck also scared Derpy so much that she bit down on Matt’s penis. While Matt’s penis was as hard as steel, and could not be cut off by her teeth, it still hurt like hell, and Matt yelled loudly.

Derpy just didn’t know what went wrong!  All that blood, what had she done?  Well, it was tasty anyway, so she ate her fill. She just couldn’t stop though, so her obsessive eating lead to her fattening up to the size of a whale.

“I AM IRONMAN” Said Daring Do while being fucked up the ass by Reignboe Dash.

“OMG HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE” said MY BUTT (who is best pony).

“LOL” said Indigo Spectrum while holding a PENIS and poking everypony in the elbow.

“OMG GAIZ KEEP IT TO PORN” said Chromatic Chaos Pony, who is not in this fic. Chromatic took his banhammer and shoved it up Belgerums anus, killing him in 5 years due to rectal cancer. It was then that Belgerum realized that life is precious while it lasts, and decided to spend the rest of his life fucking cartoon horse holograms.

BUT WAIT THERES MORE. OXYCLEAN PENETRATES HARD TO REACH AREAS LIKE KYOGAS ASS, CUZ KYOGA WANTS TO BE IN THIS FIC SO BADLY.

BUT THEN NICHOLAS CAGE RAPED JUSTIN BEIBER IN THE CAPS LOCK. (yay~)

Unfortunately, he had aids. But nopony caught it because he used Scootaloo as a condom, thus earning her a cutie mark.

ALL HAIL PLANKTON

PARIS HILTON IS BEST DJ

But then Celstia yelled out, “YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE KYOGA SO WE PUT KYOGA IN THIS FIC SO YOU CAN RAPE KYOGA WHILE YOU RAPE KYOGA.”

And then Kyoga was raped by everyone ever. And he drowned in bodily fluids.

HOWEVER, KYOGA SURVIVED BY EVOLVING GILLS AND USING THEM TO BREATH IN ALL THE FLUIDS AND HE WAS LIKE “WTF INDIGO WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN THIS SHIT FANFIC.

“I DUNNO LOL”

HOLY SHIT! OUT OF NOWHERE CUMS SOUL-TENSION-BENJAMIN!

“Yo Ben,” said Indigo. “Why does your name have to be so fucking long man.”

Soul-fucking-tension-Goddamn-Benjamin responded, “HA FUCK YOU INDIGO IM ACTUALLY RAINBOW DASH!” said Rainbow-Dash-fucking-Soul-Tension-Benjamin

Then Indigo’s head imploded into oblivion and Kyoga was happy because he thought this was the end of the chapter. But then everyone in Ponyville went up to Kyoga and starting raping him. He died in 10 years because he had contracted HIV.

THE END