Chapter 1: We Aren't In Arizona Anymore Sammy!
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Supernatural: Strange New Frontier
Chapter 1: We Aren't In Arizona Anymore Sammy!
Sam and Dean spend the morning just like everyone else. They wake up, they brush their teeth, they puke in the toilet from the long night of tequila shots and whiskey, and they look for something to hunt. But today was not like other days. No.....Today is a special day indeed! Today is the day where Sam and Dean's normal routine goes right out the window because of today.......
THEY ARE HORSES!!!!
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"SAM WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DAMN FEET!?" Dean shouted in a blind panic as he held onto the side of the Opala for balance.
"Calm down Dean! Panicking isn't going to help us!" Sam shouted as Dean tried to stand on his own two.....hooves?
"SAM HOW THE HELL CAN I CALM DOWN! WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANY DAMN FEET MAN! AND YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE!" Dean exclaimed while gesturing to his brother.
"So do you, Dean!" Sam retorted as Dean's eyes got even wider.
"I'M A DAMN HORSE!!" Dean said in a panic as he looked in the rear view and saw his new body.
Sam sighed while he tried to piece this strange puzzle together. Meanwhile, Dean was trying to find a way to wake up from this new nightmare. He had seen hell, purgatory, been tortured for a multitude of reasons by humans, angels, demons, stripers, that was another story altogether. This, on the other hand, was much worse!
"Sam! What the hell happened to us man!?" Dean asked as he made his way to the trunk.
"We were following a case in Arizona and found that Discord guy in a house. He asked us for help saving his world and next thing I know I wake up next to you in the Opala and we look like this." Sam explained as Dean lifted the false bottom in the trunk and found all his gear.
"Yeah.....Discord.....That bastard must have been a Djinn or something. How the hell else are we here?" Dean explained trying to rationalize the situation.
"If that was the case why would he put us in the middle of the forest in these bodies? It would be too obvious!" Sam said walking over to his brother.
"I don't know and frankly my dear I don't really give a damn. We find that ass hat and we put a bullet in his friggin skull." Dean exclaimed as he handed Sam a pistol.
"Dean....It seems pretty clear a pistol isn't gonna kill him."
"Yeah well, I'll try anyways just because he pisses me off." Dean said closing the lid on the trunk.
Dean walked over to the front seat of the Opala, however, the second he got in the driver's seat he looked over to see Sam giving him...."The Look".
Dean had been riding with his brother long enough to know every time he had this look on his face, it always meant the same thing. He felt his body tense up, it was bad enough that he had to abandon his baby.....but to leave her in the middle of the woods!
"Common man! Seriously!" Dean said with a scowl as Sam nodded his head.
Dean grimaced as placed his head on the wheel and with a heavy heart.......He looked at his brother with disdain.
"I'm gonna get you back for this!" Dean said pointing at his brother.
Later....
Sam and Dean made their way down a dirt road after placing the Opala in a patch of overgrowth to keep it hidden. But not before carving a devil's trap over it. Never could be too safe, after all, for all they knew that car was all the ammo they had!
The further the brothers walked the more comfortable their bodies became with this sudden change. It was surprising how easily they became accustomed to their new bodies, however, it wasn't just that. They felt......lighter than usual almost as if their bodies had lost a substantial amount of weight.
Once again Sam noticed how bright everything was. I know it's a weird thing to notice but it was freakily bright out! It was like the sun was beaming down on top of them like a spotlight for crying out loud.
"Hey, Sam is that what I think it is?" Dean exclaimed with a worried tone as Sam turned is attention towards where Dean was pointing.
In the middle of the road was a picket sign pointing towards two separate pathways. As the brothers got closer they read what had been carved into the signs and cringed. On the left side leading further down the dirt road was some place called ponyville. While on the right side heading towards the mountains was somewhere called canterlot.
"Horse puns......Seriously?" Dean said shaking his head trying to fight off the urge to break the sign.
"So, which way?" Sam asked as Dean stared at him for a second.
The brothers only knew of one way to settle a choice like this one. A timed honored tradition that hunters used every day. A technique used by hunters for generations to settle disagreements, fights, and debates on who gets the last turkey sandwich.
"Rock!"
"Paper!"
"Scissors"
"SHOT!!"
Sam smiled in satisfaction as choosing paper as Dean foolishly picked rock. Sam has been able to read his brother for years and he was a master at this game, much to Dean's displeasure.
"Who the hell decided paper beat's rock anyways." Dean said with a sneer as they took a left and headed towards Ponyville.
"So give any thought into what were looking for?" Dean asked as Sam shook his head.
"Right now I just wanna find out where we are. If we can't even wrap our heads around the idea were in another world how can we hope to hunt some super monster." Sam exclaimed as Dean nodded in agreement.
They had been in many cases over the years and this one was easily the most confusing. Discord dropped them in the middle of nowhere with no information on what their hunting or how to kill it. Not to mention the new bodies they got!
Suddenly the brothers began to pass a few apple tree's before finally coming into view of a town which they could only assume is ponyville. It was a small town made out of simple material which shocked the brothers slightly but at this point, they were keeping an open mind. It was like something out of a storybook.
"Sam...Please don't tell me that's what I think it is?" Dean asked with dread dripping from every word.
"Yup I guess that's ponyville. Funny.....I was expecting it to be more...horse oriented but the houses look pretty normal." Sam said with a raised brow as Dean just shook his head.
As they walked into town they finally had their first encounter with the people and to no surprise, everyone was anthro horse people. Each of them had different color coats some bright red, other's blue, or others multicolored! From what they could tell the people here were freakishly tall about 7 foot for the males and 6-5 foot for the women.
AND THE WOMEN!! Dean was the first to notice how curvey they all were! It was like a village of damn super models! The guys, on the other hand, were either as lanky as a twig or a damn built like a tank! Especially a certain red stallion with an orange head of hair, now that guy looked like he could snap a person in half!
Suddenly the brothers realized that they were the center of attention as everyone, or in this case, everypony, was focusing on them pretty intensely.
"Um, we didn't do anything wrong did we?" Dean asked as Sam looked around and shook his head.
The villagers talked amongst themselves as the brothers suddenly noticed the red flush on some of their faces. It was then that the brothers instantly looked down at their clothes and realized how small they were.
"Dean?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"We're basically naked aren't we....."
"Yes.....Yes, we are...."
As if by divine intervention struck right then and there the brothers vanished in the blink of an eye. The village was left in shock by their two strange new visitors, especially at a small cafe. A mare wearing an old morning dress watched the event take place while sipping on a cup of tea.
"Winchesters......."
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Supernatural: Strange New Frontier
Prolouge: Winchester Round Up!
Sam and Dean Winchester two of the most famous hunters in the world. Defeating every kind of monster, demon, angel, leviathan, and anything in-between. These boys turn the monsters of the night into road kill. However, their lives have been far from easy. Loved ones, family, friends, co-workers.....Every single person who get's close to these boys will die.
However, now a new case has appeared. One that will test the boys in every way they know how. Will they survive the tests and discover what they have lost along the way? Well I guess there's only one way to find out and that's by watching.....
THE ROAD SO FAR....
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It had been a weird couple of days for the brothers recently. Hunting things wasn't anything new for them but this particular case has been weirder than anything the brothers have had to deal with.
"Sammy...I just have to ask...is that real?"
In front of them was a house. But it was definitely not a NORMAL house. This house for all intensive purposes was made out of.....candy. Chocolate, gumdrops, lollipops, marshmallows, you name it! It was very....disconcerting to say the very least.
"Yeah Dean.....it's real." Sammy also known as Sam explained as he shook his head in disbelief.
"What the hell are we Hansel and Gretel?" Dean asked as he shook his head.
"Honestly I haven't a clue. first it was that incident with the sun and the moon hanging in the sky at the same time." Sam explained as he walked towards the back of the Opala.
Sam lifted the secret apartment under the trunk while pulling out an old sawed off double barrel and handed it to Dean. Meanwhile Sam took out his standard 9mm pistol and clocked it.
"Then there's the friggen chocolate rain. I mean giv'em an A for creativity but who does shit like that!" Dean exclaimed in an annoyed tone as they walked up to the *house*.
"Trickster?" Sam said with a raised brow as his brother shook his head.
"As far as I cant tell no trickster could make something that lucid that an entire town could see. Plus it's like shining a light in the sky saying 'COME GET ASSHOLES!' seriously I really can't understand this one." Dean explained as he readied himself for whatever might happen next.
"And now it's a house made of candy....Honestly our job is weird sometimes." Sam said while he signaled Dean to take point while he tried to look through the window.
As Sam peered through the window he noticed a full furnished living room with the most luscious candy furnishings. Sudden Sam noticed movement coming from the dinning room.
"Candy house, candy furniture, I swear Sammy If we find an old lady in here offering cookies I think I'm gonna flip." Dean said as he pulled out a lock pick and worked on the door.
Suddenly there was a loud *click* which caught the brothers off guard. They slowly looked at each other before slowly opening the door, however, no one was on the other side.
Dean felt something strange in his gut but felt like he couldn't back off just yet. Sam also felt something strange....almost unnatural about his situation. To be honest, this feeling was similar to how he felt when they stood off against Lucifer and the arch angel. Almost like he was standing in front of a mountain.
Throwing caution to the wind the boys rushed in with guns blazing and started searching or whatever was in here. As they walked into the foyer they heard what sounded like snapping. They both moved on instinct and pointed there weapons towards the sound coming from the door but on inspection they noticed something very peculiar.
"Um Sam....Where's the door?" Dean asked as his gut feeling got worse.
"Dean......I think we need to get out of here." Sam said as he looked for an exit.
"But why on earth would you want to leave when were just getting started!" A strange voice exclaimed.
The brothers in a daze looked around the room for the source but couldn't find anything. Suddenly the building began to shake violently as the candy found everywhere began to melt into puddles. The liquid candy suddenly began to move as parts of it began to build up in one place.
A echoing laugh surrounded them as they prepared for whatever might pop up next. However, what happened next left the boys a little speechless as the liquid suddenly vanished and reappeared in a flash in a wine glass.
"Ah Just what I needed! Does a number on you're stomach but totally worth it!" The voice exclaimed as they boy's turned to see.....well it was hard to explain.
The creature was taller than they were expecting literally towering over the boys. It was a miss mash of all kinds of different creatures making it look both menacing and kind of ridiculous.
A lion's paw, an eagles claw, a goat's leg, a lizards leg, a head of a goat with a deer antler and some other kind of horn, as well as, wings on his back made him......JUST PLAIN WERID!!!
Sam and Dean were left stunned by his appearance. The boys have taken literally everything that goes bump in the night and have seen a multitude of weird and disturbing things but THIS!!! This was a little much even for them.
"Well are yo two just gonna guak at me all night? Please take a seat I have much to discuss with you two." The creature explained as he snapped his fingers which caused the two boy's to find themselves sitting down in make shift candy chairs.
Before Dean could react the recliner function kicked in causing him to lie back against his will. Same for Sam as he reached for his weapon on to find a water pistol in his hand.
"Now, now boys....No need for such dangerous toys. I'm just here to talk, scouts honor!" It said raising it's paw as cub scouts hat appeared on his head.
"What the hell are you!" Sam exclaimed only for the creature to laugh a little.
"I forgot you three dimensional begins always need an explanation for everything. Well to start with names.....My name is Discord and no I am not some demon Dean." The now named Discord explained as Dean was left with a confused look.
"As for what I am......Let's say I am a deity from another plain of existence. Basically I am not from this world but from an entirely different one all together." Discord explained as he pored his glass of candy onto his hand which somehow created an old timey looking walking cane.
"U-Um.....Ok.....So why are you here?" Dean asked as he forced the recliner back down.
Discord laughed a little as he walked around the room and towards the couch, which once again appeared out of no where, and sat down in front of them.
"Silly boys.....The reason I'm here is the same reason anyone who comes to see you both are here for! I need your help."
Suddenly they felt a pit appear in there stomachs as the creature smiled eerily at them. Dean didn't really know what to say in a situation like this. A monster from another world comes and asks you for a favor.....Gotta say not really original but still kind of jarring.
"And If we say no?" Sam asked as Discord shrugged his shoulders.
"Then ten's of thousands of innocent lives will be lost in my world, as well as, your world." He explained nonchalantly causing both the boys to move on reflex trying to gut the thing in front of them.
However, before they could even get close he vanished again and then reappeared behind them. With a single snap of his fingers the boys turned only to get slammed with a face full of pie.
"OH THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS! Always quick to the trigger but your both horrible shots! Now listen boy's I won't be doing the slaughtering but something much older, much nastier, and much, MUCH more sinister will. " Discord exclaimed as the boy's quickly tried to wipe away the sweets.
"Oh yeah? Then why don't you deal with it! A snap of your fingers and you make all this crazy crap happen! Why can't you deal with it!" Dean shouted as Discord rolled his eyes.
"Well Dean to answer your question, an ant can't slay a god!" Discord said with a hint of scorn in his voice.
The boy's instantly stopped as the word 'God' was dropped. Instantly they looked at the creature in front of them with shock.
"Hold on......You want to kill god? THE GOD!?" Dean exclaimed as Discord shook his head.
"No not your god! MY god! What did you think you had the only god? Please spare me." Discord exclaimed as he snapped his fingers again causing a book to appear.
"The one I am referring to is an old and ancient god that has multi-universal forms and usualy only appears to.....Well eat." Discord exclaimed as he showed the boys a picture of a angry looking monster.
"This god has been locked away for a VERY long time but a group of fools from my realm wish to free him. But they can't do it without a few trinkets." Discord explained as he turned the page showing a few objects.
"First they need the locks of Tartarus used to seal the gates of the underworld. Next is the blood of pure magic incarnated in flesh, Then they need the heart of an Alicorn and finally the soul of one drenched in blood. Following me so far?" Discord asked as the book vanished in a puff of smoke.
The boy's continued to watch Discord with worry in their eyes. It hadn't been that long since the last world ending disaster came but this felt....different.
"So let me see if I can summarize here, Basically your some alien, from god knows where, who came to us to stop some super demon from devouring the universe because you can't gank it on your own. That about cover it?" Dean asked with a hint of pride leaking from his words.
"And they say your the dumb one!" Discord said with a sarcastic clap.
Before Dean could say anything to make Discord mad Sam jumped in with a question weighing over everyone's head.
"Ok so why are they trying to free this thing? And why hasn't your world tried to stop them?"
Discord sighed as he rubbed the back of his neck. It was also true that Sam always likes to cut to the chase about everything. He was very intelligent from what Discord could gather which made him more dangerous than his brother. No doubt he understands the situation a little to well.
"To be honest, the governing parties in my world want to keep this secret.....But they can't because it's gonna happen soon! They will strike and they aren't prepared. But you and your brother are experts at stopping the apocalypse so, I'll ask once again. Please help save us all Sam and Dean Winchester." Discord asked as he knelt down to them.
Sam looked at Dean and scratched his head while walking over to him.
"Dean.....I'm not sure."
"Sammy we cant just turn our backs on this!" Dean exclaimed as Sam shook his head.
"And closing the gates of hell?"
"We save the world come back and save it again! One day at a time little brother." Dean explained as Sam sighed realizing that there was no getting out of this.
Meanwhile Discord was listening in on their conversation with a crooked smile knowing all to well he had won.
"Stroking their strings is as easy as he said it would be! Honestly, humans can be so vain sometimes! HAHAHA!" He thought as he chuckled under his breath.
Sam and Dean felt an eerily familiar sense of dread as they walked over to Discord who looked at them with big puppy dog eyes......No literally real puppy dog eyes.....Kinda creepy.
"Well do it......" Sam said with a sigh as Discord smiled, however, before he could celebrate Dean interrupted him.
"IF! In exchange for helping you......We get a favor no hold bars no take back's, deal?" Dean asked as he stuck his hand out.
Discord put his hand on his chin for a moment in thought but after a moment he shrugged his shoulders. He suddenly spat into his hand and shook deans hand.
"Well you scratch my back I'll scratch yours! Oh and this mmmiiiigggghhhtttt hurt a little." Discord explained trailing off a little causing Sam and Dean to flinch.
"Might hurt?" Sam asked in a worried tone.
Suddenly the world began to shake and distort and Sam and Dean were filled with a strong burning sensation that covered their bodies. The pain was overwhelming fare greater than anything the boy's had ever felt before. It stung and stuck to their bodies like hot wax. Soon it became to much and then finally lights out.
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Sam suddenly opened his eyes and breathed rapidly as he spastically tried to get his bearings. For starters Dean's music was WAY to damn loud and it didn't help that his body was aching all over. Also for some reason it was really bright outside!
Sam noticed he was definitely in the Opala but for some reason he didn't remember going to sleep there last night. He slowly opened the door and stepped out but the second he did he fell flat on his face.
"Ugh...W-What the-" Sam exclaimed as he tried to lift himself off the ground.
It was then that Sam noticed something......something about his body. His hands were a different color for starters which prompted him to crawl towards the rear view mirror and saw something horrifying.
"JESUS!!!!"
Sam had been turned into a anthropomorphic horse person with a horn! A DAMN HORN!! He had dark blue coat and his usual brown hair. To put it frankly.....Sam was speechless.
Suddenly he heard a noise from the Opala and saw Dean. Except it didn't look like Dean because of the brown coat, however, he was still wearing his normal clothes so it's easy to notice. From the looks of things he was in the same boat Sam.
"Sam?" Dean asked with his eye's wider than they had ever been.
"Yeah?" Sam said sharing his brother's expression.
Dean looked down towards the pedals of the Opala, then up towards his brother than back then forward in quick recession.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FEET!"
TO BE CONTINUED
