What Is This Place?

Chapter 4: Melee Attack? (Matthew)

At last that son of a pineapple left. I took my time to eat the DELICIOUS pile of pancakes Twilight left behind before leaving to get Spike. OM NOM NOM. I must admit, Peter is an awesome chef. Well, if you can consider making a pile of ordinary pancakes being a chef. Anyways, that's not the point. The point is: I'm bored out of my bucking mind. I started wandering around the library, wondering as to what kind of stuff I could do in this confounded place. I found books. In a library. How amazing is that? Now, changing to complete seriousness mode,I'm not that big of a reader, except for some fan fics I read. Ponies ponies ponies. Everything here would be pony-related, so I figured it would basically be the same, right?

And so, my amazing quest to find an awesome book began! Being as organized as I am (HA RIGHT) I searched the library for an interesting book without making any kind of mess. Well, I wasn't really searching for any books, I was actually playing with the wheeled ladders, making me look like a complete retard in front of no one in particular. Damnit, I always wanted to do that. I was actually having lots of fun!

...Until Twilight came in the library with Spike, scaring the living days out of me, resulting on me falling on my face once again. once again. Instantly the song "let the bodies hit the floor" started playing on my head for no particular reason whatsoever.

"...So everytime we see eachother, you'll fall on your face?" Asked Twilight, failing to contain her giggles, which were adorable, by the way.

"So that's not how you greet people here?" I asked sarcastically.

"Haha, very funny. Anyways, where's Peter? I thought he wanted to meet Spike..." Oh horse apples. Peter's still out doing I don't bucking know what. What do I say? Oh man.

Should I lie? That confounded Peter should've been back by now. Well, bullshit mode activated. "HE'S IN THE BATHROOM."

Twilight was a little startled because of my overreaction, before she reluctantly said "...Okay then. I guess we'll wait for him."

Followed by your daily dose of awkward silence. "...Well? Aren't you going to introduce us in the meanwhile?"

Twilight immedately remember what she brought Spike here for. "Oh, right! Spike, this is Matthew, he's going to stay here for a while, okay?"

I extended my hand to give Spike a friendly shake, but he just rolled his eyes. "Yeah, great, now I have to clean his messes too?"

I was confused at first, but when I looked around, I noticed that alot of the books had fallen of their shelves due to my free fall. I let out an awkward chuckle. "Hehe, sorry buddy, I'll be more careful next time."

"Yeah, whatever. I'll clean it up after a nap." He said waving his claw, then proceeded to leave to the bedroom.

"I think he doesn't like me, Twi."

"Oh, don't worry." She said. "He was worse than that when I first introduced him to Owlicious. He even tried to incriminate him of killing a rat!" She started laughing, and I must say that it was absolutely adorable, almost to the point I almost glomped and snuggled her again.

"Oh, really? I can't say I'd ever seen something like that." ILIED.jpg

"Yeah, I was really mad at first, but he was kind of jealous anyways, and, besides, he learned his lesson after a little encounter in a cave out in the Everfree." She let out a nervous chuckle.

Another awkward silence.

"I thought about asking some questions, since it's really... weird that we can't actually swear or anything like that and, if you haven't noticed, we're in motherhorsing Equestria... OF COURSE I HAVE QUESTIONS. "So, Twilight, can I a-" I said, before I was cut off by a running 6.5 ft tall retard that was screaming like a little filly.

He shut the door before turning to us, shouting "DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."

Twilight was a little startled, but her face quickly changed to one of anger as she looked at me nearly shouting "I thought you said he was in the bathroom!" In return I just shrugged making a very very very VERY bad poker face.

Well, whatever Peter was trying to hold back, he was being rather successful. After about 10 seconds of whatever was on the other side of the wall trying to bring it down, everything went quiet again. "...I think she's gone. Phew, I was worried for a sec-" Said Peter, when we heard a SWOOSH coming from the window.

"I'VE GOT YOU NOW!"

"OH NO. USE THE BOOKS, IT'S OUR BIGGEST ARSENAL." Shouted Peter as he rushed to one of the book stands. He started grabbing the heaviest books he could find, throwing them into the air at I-still-don't-know-what. "BOMBARDMENT. BOMBARDMENT."

And I was so scared that I hid behind the couch, so Peter will tell you what happened until I decide to "man up".

(Peter)

"BOMBARDMENT, BOMBARDMENT." I repeated, throwing one book after another. Rainbow Dash dodged all of the books, but I was never going to run out of ammo. "You'll never get me alive!"

"We'll see about that!" She shouted.

She rushed towards me, still dodging every book. I moved out of the way causing her to crash against the book case.

"I'm INVINCIBLE!"

To the kitchen for sharp implements!

I ran towards the kitchen, but my speed isn't a match for Rainbow Dash. She just shoved me out of my path and went back into the air to try and charge at me again, I went for the table in the middle of the library and flipped it to use as cover.

"Bring in the tanks, call the choppa, use the nuke!!!!!!!!!"

"PETER, THIS IS EQUESTRIA, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT HERE." Shouted Matt. "AND WHO ARE YOU FIGHTING WITH, ANYWAYS!?"

"THE POWER OF AWESOME REINCARNATED, I'm having the most fun I've ever had since I got MW3! It's the same but with MORE DOSE OF FRIENDSHIP!"

She came crashing through the table

"STOP HIDING"

"KHOIKHOI MELEE ATTACK"

I whacked her with the horse statue that was on the table I flipped over. She fell to the floor unconscious.

"Woohoo! Kill streak X1!" I shouted, before realising what I just did to my hero. "Wait, what? Did I just... no... NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DIE, I DEPEND ON YOUR AWESOMENESS TO LIVE!"

I bent down to her to listen if her heart was still beating, and luckily it was! Nothing can kill this fearless pony!