What Is This Place?

A/N: Did anyone notice the Doctor Who reference in the last chapter?

Edit: YAY. Made some corrections. Thanks Paradox!

Chapter 5: He’s a pony! (Mattew)

A loud thud bought my attention. Well, that and that Peter said something about MW3 before shouting something about a melee attack, which worried me to death.

Needless to say, Twilight was extremely mad at both of us. “WHAT THE HAY!? WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?”

Peter shrugged. “Um, melee attack?”

Twilight's anger just grew with such a stupid and pathetic response. "Okay, let me see if I get this." She said, trying to sound calmer. She failed. "You went out, when I SPECIFICALLY told you NOT to, while I was going to get because YOU asked me to get him so you could meet him, and then you actually let SOMEPONY see you?! Oh, but not just anypony, but RAINBOW DASH!? Right after that you thought it'd be a good idea to bring her to MY house and throw MY books at her, making my house a complete mess in the process, and then you hit her in the face with a statue!?"

“Uh, that sums it up, yeah.”

That did it. Twilight was absolutely 120% enraged. Her mane and tail almost instantly burst into flames.

TWILIGHT SPARKLE uses WEIRD ATTACK I AM NOT FAMILIARIZED WITH!

It’s super effective!

PETER fainted!

Now, serious mode. shot Peter with some kind of bright ray thing that I'm far too lazy to describe. The point is that it hit Peter right on the chest, resulting in him crashing into one of the bookshelves and the bookshelf falling on him.

Well, now I was officially worried. “Twilight! What did you just do!?”

Twilight finally snapped out of it. She turned back into her real self almost immediately and turned to me. "Wh-what? What did I just...?"  She looked at me with those beautiful eyes. It was a sight that almost made you cry, really. I almost immediately snapped out of my trance, and pointed at the bookshelf that fell on top of my friend. She looked at the fallen shelf and her eyes went wide in horror. “OH CELESTIA, IS HE OKAY!?”

“...I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.” HA. Get it!? Because the bookshelf fell on him because of the gravity!? HAHAHAHAhaha... okay, nevermind. I heard a muffled “stupid” from below the bookshelf.

Twilight was far too exhausted to lift up the bookshelf on her own, so I helped her lift it up. Fortunately, Peter was fine and wide awake with a couple of scratchs, but let’s just say there was a... slight change. I could only stare at him while my jaw literally hit the ground.

Peter just stared at me and the equally surprised Twilight, before finally speaking. “Uh, Why are you looking at me like that? Is my face gone!?” He started rubbing his hands, or well, hooves on his face. “And when did you get taller than me!?”

“Um, Peter...” I said while I pointed at him with shaking hands. “You... might want to take a second look at your hands...”

He stared daggers at me for a second before taking a second look at his hand, and the look of shock in his face was one that made me regret not having a camera at the moment. “I... seem to be missing 5 fingers...” He immediately went to the closest mirror he could find and looked at himself in disbelief. A sort of gray unicorn with blue hair and a red highlight running on both his mane and tail.  He was still shocked for like 3 seconds, then he smiled widely. “Well I seem to be missing 5 fingers, but I’m a pony, so who cares!”

“Did... did I do that?” Twilight said in disbelief while Peter danced around with his brand new hooves.

“Twilight...” I said before a big smiled sprawled across my face “Twilight, that’s amazing! How did you do that!?”

Twilight was deep in thought, and after about 15 seconds of thinking, she turned to Peter. “Peter, can you think about being a human?”

“Well, I don’t know what good it will do, but sure, why not?” he said before he started to do as he was told. All of a sudden a little light started shining on his chest, and before he knew it, he was a human again. “Oh. Hay. No. I’m going back to pony mode!” He said as he started shining again and became a pony once more.

Twilight was dumbfounded."I tried waving a hand in front of her face but to no avail. “Uh. Okay then.” I turned to Peter. “Hey Peter? Don’t you think you should go check on Rainbow? I'm pretty sure she'll need help once she's up."

“Oh hay yeah! You know it brothah fo shizzle!”

“Don’t ever talk like that again.”

“Okay.” Insert okay face here. Then he went to pick her up, and proceed to lay her on the couch.

When I turned to Twilight, she was already wearing that beautiful smile of hers. She then jumped around while exclaiming “YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.” I could only stare at her adorableness while I wondered what was so amazing.

“Uh, Twilight? Are you okay?”

She looked at me once again with those ADORABLE eyes and said “Oh, I’m better than okay!” She seemed to notice my confused look before regaining her composure. “Heh, sorry about that...” she said as she lowered her ears and blushed in the cutest way possible. Then she started to explain what was going on. “You see, I found a magic book a while ago, and a particular spell bought my attention. It was called 'Mindmorph'. It allows the wearer of the spell to choose if he wants to look like a pony or another creature.  Because Peter was already a human, the spell only allows him to turn into a pony and a human. For example, if a pony uses the spell, he can change into a pony and into another creature of his or her decision, but since Peter is not a pony, he can only turn into a human and a pony.”

“Oh. That makes sense, actually...” Then I remembered that I wanted to ask her some questions. “Hey, Twilight. Since you’re in the mood and all, can I ask you some questions?”

Twilight smiled at me. “Sure! What’s been bugging you?”

“Well, for one, I noticed that we can’t use some of the words of our normal vocabulary. Bad words. They change to other words. Like the expression ‘buck’”

She pondered this question for a moment before answering with a confident smile. “Well, you DID travel through another dimension up to here. The abrupt change might have caused slight modifications in your head according to the laws of this world.”

Well, that actually makes sense. “Well, I also noticed that when we were about to enter the cave, the batteries of our flashlight gave out. I find it odd since they were recently bought and fully charged.” She gave me a confused look. “Oh yeah. Batteries are like this weird cylindrical things that have a chamber inside. They are charged with some electricity. They give some of our devices the power to function before the batteries run out of charge.”

“Oh, now I understand. It’s simple, really. The crack has an electromagnetic field surrounding it. It has alot of energy in it, and if I am not mistaken, it will attract and take the charge of any electricity it can find near. Though, I am curious how do they insert electricity into a chamber like you claim they do...”

“Well, I don’t really know how they do it. I just know how they work, sorry.” She gave me an understanding smile. I wanted to ask her why she was spying on us, but it was simple, really. I mean, she’s Twilight. That’s enough explanation. “Well, I think that’s about it then, there’s nothing else that’s bothering me right now. Might think of something later. Though I do have one last question. Well, it’s more of a request, really.”

“Oh, sure, what do you need?”

“Well, I was wondering if you could use the same spell on me...”

“Oh...” She looked down. “Well, I don’t know if I can do it. That's really the first time I've even come close to using it, and it was just because I was extremely mad. Which I'm still sorry about by the way. Besides, I’m really hungry...”

Oh, that last part did it. I’m pretty sure I had an evil grin plastered on my face before I turned to her and said with the best voice acting ever “Uh, well you see, I might’ve sorta eaten your pancakes as well...”

“YOU WHAT!?”

A/N: Well, that's it for this episode. If you're have questions as well, tell them to me and I'll be sure to ask Matthew to ask Twilight because I'm too lazy to ask her myself. Also, let me know if I should be more detailed with this kind of questions and so. And like always, spread the word and review! More readers and good reviews keep this fic on track!