What Is This Place?

A/N: Quick copy paste by Peter.

Peter: yesterday me and matt (that being me, Alvin) were going around fim fiction looking for inspiration and saw how many comments all the fics had, personally I don't care but alvin says it would inspire him more to see that people comment  on the story so if you want faster chapter comment letting him know you all want more of matt and peter.

peter is happy to see the reputation of the fic is still at 4.5

before I leave  here all who read this get an active c4 pack with shipping included

note:thats a joke

p.s.o.n:the c4 is high priced

p.s.s.o.n:we are still looking for an artist for the cover of the story contact us and you will get you o.c in the story and a preview of chapter before they are even out.

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Chapter 9: The Misadventures of M&P (Matthew)

“Rarity! Wait! We can’t be seen or terrible things might happen!” I screamed before we reached the populated part of the town. It was still pretty early, so ponies were still to go out and rambling about, but as in any place in the universe, there were some early risers, and we had to make sure we weren’t seen while our Mindmorph spell recharged itself. “Rarity, we just need some minutes before-”

“Ta ta ta,” replied Rarity, “fashion does not wait for anypony, sir...” I remembered we didn’t even have time to introduce ourselves before she dragged us out of the library by force.

Since she had already seen our real forms and wasn’t scared or anything, I assumed it was only proper that I introduced myself and Peter with our real names. “Uh, my name is Matthew McDonnell, Matt for short. And this,” I said as I pointed my finger to Peter, whom was in the process of picking his nose, “is my friend Peter Knight.”

“It’s a... pleasure,” said Rarity with uncertainty as she spotted Peter. “Anyways, you simply cannot expect me to go out wearing those raggy clothes, can you?”

“But you don’t understand! We don’t even go out looking like-”

“No buts!” she cut me off “I won’t take no for an answer!” She continued walking down the streets.

Well, this was going too far. At this point, I had to recur to desperate methods. “HELP!” I started struggling and trying to get out of the magical aura, with no avail “Peter, we gotta do something!”

When I got no answer, I turned to him. He had his left hand on his chin, and the right one resting below the left elbow. He was in a sitting position, and he appeared to be looking over the horizon. “Uh, Peter, can you please explain to me what the buck are you doing?”

He looked at me with a rather dramatic look, and said “Dude, you told me to do something, and I’m pretending to be a statue. Can you please shut up and play along.”

“Peter, stop being such an idi-” I think I’m too used to the fact that Peter’s ideas suck most of the time to actually realize that that might not be such a bad idea at all. “Peter, we’ve been in worse situations than this. Why did you decide to have a good idea just now?”

“Because Aperture Science,” he said in a matter of fact way “NOW POSE. SOMEONE IS COMING.” Peter then pointed at something that was behind me. I turned around and there was, indeed, somepony walking (more like flying) towards us, but he or she was too far away for me to actually notice who it was. But that didn’t matter. I tried to do an elegant or majestic pose, so I attempted to pose just like “The Thinker”.

When the pony was close enough for us to find out who it was, we knew we were in big trouble.

“Peter, is that who I think it is?”

“Yep.”

“Well, we’re doomed.”

Rainbow Dash was flying towards us, or well, towards her friend Rarity. If my memory serves me well, Peter and Rainbow Dash’s first encounter was not the most pleasant, if ya know wut ah meen.

“Sup Rarity!” Rainbow Dash greeted “What’s... uh... what are those?”

“Oh, these are my new friends!” Rarity exclaimed. I was really hoping that Rainbow Dash would buy our ‘I’m a statue’ act and just go to practice or something. “I was just on my way to Carousel Boutique to create new ensembles for them so they don’t have to wear... that.”

Rainbow Dash seemed skeptical. I mean, why would anybody want to dress up some weird looking statues? With one last odd look at Rarity, she said “Well, I will just leave you alone with your weird...” She stopped at mid-sentence and looked at us once again, first at me, then at Peter. When she was about to talk to Rarity once again, something seemed to click in her mind, and she returned her gaze at Peter. “Wait a second...”

And that’s when you know that s*yay*t just got real.

Rainbow Dash started going in circles around Peter, taking a look at his ever aspect, before coming to a halt right in front of him. She looked at him straight in the eye, and I could notice from the corner of my eye that Peter was sweating profusely, but still maintaining his pose. Rainbow Dash pointed a hoof to him “It’s you again! You’re not a statue!”

Rarity seemed skeptical as to what she meant with “statue” and why Rainbow Dash was mad at Peter. She looked at me, demanding an explanation with her gaze. The only thing I did was wink at her, telling her to play along with my look, and she seemed to understand what we were doing and why, and probably realized why bringing two completely exposed aliens into town wasn’t such a great idea. Giving me an apologetic look, and started walking up to Rainbow Dash, probably trying to make it up to us by convincing her to leave. Or something.

“Whatever do you mean, Rainbow Dash? This is just a new statue for my collection at the boutique.”

Rainbow Dash turned to see her friend, and said “Don’t lie to me, Rarity! This ‘statue’ looks just like the thing that hit me in the face a  few days ago and left me unconscious!” Rainbow got closer to Peter, who was still sweating a bit, although it wasn’t too noticeable, and raised a hoof. “And I’m going to prove it!” She then proceeded to slap Peter right on the cheek with great force.

SLAM

Peter, surprisingly enough, managed to maintain his pose without flinching or moving an inch, although it was pretty obvious to me that he was in pain. Rainbow Dash looked surprised. She expected Peter to atleast move a bit, but nothing happened. But she didn’t give up, and she kept going on.

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

SLAM

After a good dose of powerful punching to the face, Rainbow Dash seemed to be a little tired, and Peter still didn’t move. Not even an inch. Although he was visibly in pain through my eyes, Rainbow Dash seemed to not notice his watery eyes. She almost gave up after hitting him so many times.

Almost.

A small grin started forming on her face, followed by a small chuckle. She looked at Peter with an evil smile now wide visible on her face. And she slowly started raising a hoof. “No one in the whole wide Equestria would be able to handle this.” When she had her hoof all the way up, she stared at her objective, which was-

Oh no.

“Oh yes...”

Exactly when she finished her sentence, she swung her hoof with all her force, hitting Peter right in the crotch.

POW

The hit was so powerful that it even made Rarity flinch. I bet Peter was in extreme pain by now. Rainbow Dash slowly separated her hoof from the impact point, and looked up. Peter still didn’t move. “What the hay!?” If she hadn’t been so distracted, she would’ve noticed a tear rolling out of Peter’s eye. “You know what!? Fine! They are statues, alright!? I’ll just go before I decide to throw this stupid thing off a cliff. See ya later Rarity!” And with that, Rainbow Dash spread her wings and took to the sky.

Once she was out of sight, Peter threw himself down to the ground, or he would’ve if he wasn’t being levitated by Rarity. “Oh my god! The pain! I think I lost a testicle! OH MY BUCKING GOD THIS HURTS MORE THAN LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER!”

Rarity immediately let go of us, which resulted on him falling on his back on the floor. But he was in too much pain to even notice. “Oh my stars, darling! I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to put you through this torture! I was just so concentrated on making you look fabulous that I didn’t even think of the consequences! Can you please forgive me?”

“Don’t worry, Rarity,” I said “He forgives you, but he’s in too much pain to actually tell you.”

“Oh, thank goodness,” sighed Rarity, “Well, I guess you better go back, seeing how I got you in so much trouble, or atleast, I got Peter in trouble.”

“Oh, don’t worry about it. We’re already here, are we not? We might as well go to your boutique now.”

“Hm.  I guess you’re right...” She then levitated me and Peter (Who was still rolling on the floor) once again. “Well then, let’s get going.”

A/N: Sorry if this is not as good as previous chapters, or atleast I don't think it is. Also, sorry for the delays, everypony, but trust me, I am really REALLY trying to get to writing this story.

Also, I couldn't think of a better ending.

Also, I feel like I had alot of grammar mistakes and whatnot. Feel free to point them out so I can fix them.