Me, Myself, and I

"Ryan! I'm stuck in the chimney again!" I yeld down the brick tower into the living room where said human friend was watching pokemon on our flat screen.

"So how many times is this now?" My read headed friend asked.

"Ugh....I think the 6th time this week."

"You know the drill." Ryan said after taking a sip of his mountain dew. "After five times you're on your own."

"Come on dude! Help me!" I continued to scream.

"Why did you get stuck this time?" Ryan asked.

"I was dared by myself."

"Yourself?" He asked as another Jesse poked his shoulder.

"Sup."

"Go to your own dimension Jesse. We have enough clones of you in the basement." Ryan deadpanned.

"Fine..." That Jesse opened up a portal with his zipper. "I'll be in chapter 3 if you need me." And with that he was gone.

"Er..What?" Ryan asked.

"We won't!" I said as i slipped down the chimney. "I made it!" I smiled as I stood covered in sot.

"Go take a shower Jesse. You are going to make the house look more dirty than when you had discord throw a party." Ryan pointed towards the stairs. "I still have slime stains in my suit."

"Fine. I'll go get clean." I trudged up the stairs making sure to have to have some of the sot to fall off. "Have fun being alone."

I walked into the bathroom and turned on the shower head. "I prefer baths but a Shower will get get me cleaner." I sniffed myself. "And I smell like that clone that played hide and seek and didn't tell me." I remembered the BBQ we had. Ryan didn't eat any of me but I tried it. "Pinkie was quick to buy it from me." I shot a innocent smile. "Oh well! I don't need to worry about that right now. Bath time!" I stepped into the shower and started to scrub soap into my fur.

In an instant, a tentical shot out of the toilet and wrapped itself around my mid section and began to pick me up.

"No! Bad Steve! Put me down right now. I need to get clean and I don't need toiled water on me." I gave the toilet a glare and it gurgled and bubbled. (Steve is our pet cracken who lives in the toilet. He keeps it clean and unclogged.) "I don't care if the water is safer than the tap. It is the principle of the matter." The toilet gurgled again and the tentical retreated back to its home. "Good boy. I'll be sure to flush a pair of Ryan's socks for you to snack on."

"I heard that!" Ryan yelled from across the hall. "I had to buy three new pairs already! You are not feeding Steve my socks!"

"Fine. I won't." I replied. "I will just have to flush a chicken instead." I mumbled as I rinsed off my fur and walked out the door. "Good night Steve." The toilet gurgled happily, and I made my way back to the living room to see it was squeaky clean. "Nice work Ryan."

"Thanks. Next time, don't dare yourself to do stupid things." Ryan grumbled as we sat down on the couch. "I just hope nothing bad will happen in the next five seconds." He picked up a near by remote and clicked the big red button.

The house began to shake and knocked over my discord lamp. "Awe..." I sighed as the house stopped shaking. "That was the button to release the clones of me."

"You mean we have to catch them again?" Ryan asked.

"E'yep. You get the butterfly nets and snare traps. I'll get the brisket and the pictures of Fluttershy." I deadpanned.

"You are just too much to handle..." Ryan said.

"Yeah and there are an infinant number of me's."

"God help the multiverse."

"Don't worry. I am only the 376th crazy one." I smiled.

"Hooray for me..." Ryan groaned.