“Why hello my little army of misfits and trolls. I have a goal for you all. To implode the internet by making this the most downvoted story in the multiverse. Rope your friends, family, and even your cat into downvoting this story with a vengeance,” Discord purred as he addressed the internet.

“Wait! Wait! Sorry my little humans, it seems that Discord has forgotten his daily dose of Vitamin Flutterhugs. Instead of letting Discord troll you into downvoting. I say instead that we make this the most upvoted story in the multiverse. To prove that your people can gather around the principles of friendship and unity. Just like my little ponies,” Celestia interrupted.

“Oh please! It’s apparent that you’ve never heard of GIFT before. The wonderful people of the internet love spreading chaos and discord. Especially when there is no physical repercussions to their actions,” Discord countered.

“I refuse to believe that a race that can make cat memes, and have channels devoted to watching people make cake are as bad as you’re making them out to be.”

“Well if all of you on the internet can give this a million downvotes. Then I’ll show a picture of Celestia in the nude.”

“Discord … ponies don’t wear clothes to begin with. And if you instead make those upvotes then I’ll tell Discord’s darkest secret.”

“Well I’ll share the contents of your hidden shash.”

All of the sudden Luna came crashing down besides Discord, “You know of my sisters dark secret!?” She yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

“Of course I do, why didn’t she ever share it with you? Like a good friend does?”

“Of course not,” Luna huffed, “I even looked in the one place that noone would imagine looking.”

“Sister dearest, hiding it under your bed is the first place anyone would look,” Celestia replied patiently.

“Lies!!! And now I have to find a new hiding spot!”

As Luna was brooding on the subject of what to do next. Twilight stumbled sleepily next to Celestia, “Whaz goin’ on?” Twilight sleep-drunkenly asked?

“We’re trying to have people upvote this story to make it the most famous story of all time,” Celestia replied, “Oh and bribing humans to vote for us since Discord did it first.”

“No, we’re trying to downvote this story into Infamy until the internet implodes into a blackhole of Internet rage and tears a hole in reality. Summoning the dark lord, ‘Bacon Neckbeard the Greater’, brother to the ‘Flying Sphegeti Monster’, and father to the lesser dark lord, ‘Santa-Cyborg-Zombie-Pony Jesus the III.’”

“Oh …” Luna and Twilight replied at the same time.

“I thought we were bribing for my sisters hidden stash of goodness.”

“I don’t care what you all are voting on, Imma getting my snuggle times with Tia. So I guess I’ll be voting for her.”

“MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have you now Twilight Sparkle! I shall make you rue the day you stole my nurse uniform … and destroyed my kingdom,” Chrysalis yelled as she crashed headfirst into Luna’s iron hard flanks, and bounced off onto Discord.

“Mmmkay! Just don’t forget the jelly beans this time Mrs. Fuzzybottm. Last time you forgot I’m a pancake,” Twilight mumbled.

“Halt!” Cadance yelled as she teleported to save her secret lover … I mean totally awesome, and definitely not inappropriately doinking sister-in-law. “I won’t let you steal my Twilight like you did last time! Or the time before that …. Or the time you stole me, then tried to steal her afterwards.”

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Cadance. I see you’re here to glare impotently at me again. It’d be sweet, if I didn’t find the taste of your loved ones all the sweeter.”

“We have princessly special snuggle times!” Twilight randomly yelled before falling onto Celestia’s side and wiggling closer to her.

“Yes, quite … so if I win this story, I’ll take Twilight and have my revenge,” Chrysalis smugly cooed.

“Well if you lose I’ll tell everyone what you really did when you were all alone with Shiny Hiney.”

“Everyone knows what we did in detail, wink wink, nudge nudge,” Chrysalis replied with a husky pur.

“Oh please, you spread that rumor just so what really happened would never leak out to the public,” Cadance replied with a mirthful laugh.

“Y-You’re bluffing!”

“Try me,” Cadance countered.

“WAAAIIIITTTT A MINUTE!” Pinkie yelled, because well Pinkie, “We are forgetting the most important part. Before you start one upping each other in things you really don’t plan to do anyways.”

“And what’s that my little pony,” Celestia asked.

“Why, to tell an actual story. Then have people vote on if deserves to be downvoted to the point it breaks reality and summons Bacon Neckbeard the Greater. Or gets enough upovotes to show that humanity doesn’t use the fandom as just lip service. But truly lives up to Equestrian Ideals.”

“Well Pinkie what side do you chose, and who gets to tell the story? You?”

“I don’t want to pick a side. Mostly because if we get enough upvotes and downvotes it’d be like a giant green and red candy cane. And those things are just delicious, as for the story … well I have an idea that would make everyone happyish …”

“And what is it?” Chrysalis asked. While staring at her hungrily.

“When I was a little filly. My family would gather round, and one pony would start the story and arbitrarily stop. Then someone else would pick it up. And it’d continue before everyone got a turn telling the story.

“So since this is Discord’s story, he can start it. And me being neutral, I’ll finish,” Pinkie Pie explained.

“Alright … that sounds fair enough. Now as for the tale, how should it start? Oh I know the perfect start for the most atrociously horrible and easiest to ruin story in the history of ever. A tale so foul that it will make virgins weap, the easily offended cry out in outrage, will make those with certain constitutions throw up, and will trigger at least someone somewhere. A start of such vileness, that even I. The master of chaos and once upon a time doer of evil deeds. Shudder at the thought of it.

And with that hype built up, we begin-.”

Author's Note

I had this idea rattling around in my head for a few years now. It was inspired by those people who downvote a story without reading it because they dislike a subject, or because they know noone will know who they are and have a petty hate against a writer. Or are simply downvoting because they can.

And I thought "Well if I'm going to get flood downvoted, I might as well make a story that will get a million downvotes. Enough to cause the internet to implode from internet trolling and rage." Which then turned into, "But Celestia would probably show up and try to make it the most upvoted. Simply to show the world that the whole phrase 'Love and Tollerate" isn't just lipservice."

Which over the years evolved into an actual story. Since I know that Pinks wouldn't want it to be the original idea of them simply one upping one another in a bid to bribe people to side with them.

In the end that idea became this fic. Right now I'm letting the foreplay build up hype for the actual story (halfway done). Which will be interesting enough, I hope. d