Mikes Adventures in Equestria
Scroll 2 "a royal meeting"
Previous ChapterNext ChapterWhen I awoke, I found myself chained up to a wall by my hands. "Well this can't end well, but why does everything here look so familiar and why is there a window floating in the corner." After that I heard hoofsteps of all things and then a pony appeared. His coat was a white colour while his mane was two different shades of blue, but that wasn't the weird part. The weird part was that he was wearing golden armour. I was befuddled for a couple of seconds and then I said "Hello there pony, isn't it a nice day to be rotting inside a dungeon. Oh wait I didn't do anything to deserve this, so why am I still in here." First the pony looked surprised and after that he sprinted down the hall. "Okay my first encounter in Equestria and to My taste it went pretty well. I wonder who is going to be next?" After that I just shut up and thought about how I'm going to explain myself to the princesses which will no doubt come down to question me.
After some time has passed I again heard the tale tale sound of hoofsteps and I think the same guard returned. "Hello pony nice to see you. Are you the same one as before."
After that he answered. "Yes sir I am the same guard my name is Shield Breaker by the way." He said in a slightly uptight voice.
"Well then Breaker what brings you back to little old me." After that he opened the cell that I was in.
"I was ordered by the princesses to release you and bring you to them." with that he started to unshackle me from the wall. After he finished he said "Here you go sir..."
"Oh i didn't tell you my name the name's Mike. Mike Savage nice to meet you." After that we heard a low rumble emanate from my stomach. "Hey um Breaker can we make a quick pit stop at the kitchen, if it's on the way of course?"
"We can stop on the way. Now if you would please follow me." With that he walked out of my cell and since I didn't have anything else to do, I followed him. When we came out of the dungeon, I had to shield my eyes. "Are you okay Mike."
"Yeah yeah I'm fine my eyes just need to get used to the new light level. Give me a moment." And after that I did everything that I new to speed up the process and when I was finally finished I saw the surroundings. And they were beautiful.
I mean I have seen them inside of the castle on the show the only problem seeing it in 3D and it was certainly a treat for the eyes the marble tiles bellow looked to be polished and the carpets without a single stain on them. I would love to describe it more, but i had to catch up to Shield Breaker. "Hey Breaker wait up."
"Oh sorry sir I thought you were behind me."
"Eh don't worry just make sure that I do next time, wouldn't want to get lost in this place."
"Man that reminds of the first time I was stationed inside this castle I'm sure that i got lost at least ten times. Ah those were the days." After that he looked like he was reliving the past. "Okay then here's the kitchen lets go inside and get the chefs to make you something." And with that we entered.
When we did I was hit with a frying pan directly into my face that was followed with a scream. "Ah monster! Monster! Get that thing out of my kitchen!"
"Wow there Spice he is no monster."
Then I said "But I can become one if I get angry enough." Did I mention I was also on the floor "Man these are comfortable floors you have here."
"You are not helping Mike. Now we are going to leave as soon as we get something to eat for him. So can you make a quick cheese sandwich."
"Sure, sure just get him out afterwards." And then the chef presumamly named Spice ran off to make the sandwich. After that I heard some sizzeling.
"Hey Breaker is this pan hot?"
"Um yeah why do you ask?"
"Because it hurts like shit. Now please excuse me while I step outside." And with that I stepped outside of the kitchen. After I closed the door I let out the loudest yell that I could muster and When I finished I entered back inside. "Ah that felt good."
"Um are you sure you are okay. Because that was a pretty hot pan. It might have given you third degree burns or..." Then i raised my hand to stop him.
"Look Breaker don't worry. Just trust me when I say I had far worse." That made him open his eyes and then he was quiet. After some time Spice returned with my sandwich made.
"Here you go mister Mike enjoy your sandwich." He said while shaking.
"Thank you uhh... What's your name?"
"The name is Spice Cooker nice to met you." I think that made him calm down and with that done I took the sandwich.
"Well it was nice to meet you too Spice I hope that I can see you again soon." Then I took a bite from my sandwich. "And an excellent sandwich by the way." With that we left the kitchen and continued on our way to the princesses.
After about twenty minutes of us walking through the castle, we finally reached the doors to the throne room. "Okay Mike wait here while I inform the princesses of your arrival." I gave him a thumbs up and sat down in a nearby chair. And then he disappeared through the door. There was nothing for me to do, the guards next to the door were like statues, they didn't even blink. "Man you guys are trained good, but that doesn't help me alleviate my boredom." But then it hit me. "Idea~" Then I went back to my chair and used the metal ball inside my body to create myself a rubiks cube and since I couldn't colour it i added dots to each face. "Well this is at least going to entertain me for a while." The guards looked a little sick when I got it out of my body, but I didn't pay them much mind since I was too engrossed into my little puzzle. After about ten minutes of me playing with it I finally heard Breakers voice.
"Hey Mike you still here with us. The princesses would like to see you now." With that said I got up from my chair and went with him to the throne room. Speaking of which it looked fenomenal. The stained glass windows depicting major events were shined to perfection. The floors were also polished and there right in front of me wore the princesses in all their magical glory. There in the center of the throne was a pure white alicorn with a three toned flowing mane. The colours of which were a sot blue, a faded green and a soft pink. That alicorn had to be Celestia and there to her right was another alicorn. This one had a very dark blue coat and her mane was looking like the night sky itself. She of course was Luna. With that observation made I stepped in front of them and kneeled down. After that I heard an angelic voice.
"Please creature, stand up."
"Thank you princess...?"
"Oh how foolish of me my name is princess Celestia and here is my little sister her name is princess Luna."
"Hello creature." Said Luna.
"Well its nice to meet you Celestia, Luna. My name is Mike Savage and I am a human not a creature." Then I heard a booming voice.
"How dare you not address us by our titles!" That certainly threw me on my back.
"Excuse me princess it's just that in our culture we don't have any princesses so excuse me if I make that mistake again." While I was saying that I was trying to get myself out of the wall and while I was doing that Celestia talked to her sister to probably calm her down. "Um excuse me if I am interrupting something, but could someone help me out here."
"Oh of course Mike. I hope that you can forgive for my outburst I'm still getting a little used to the times." With that I was sorounded with a blue aura and was pulled out of the wall.
"Don't worry about it princess. I understand. Um could you check my back because i think a rock is stuck inside it." And with that she turned me around and pulled the offending piece of debrie out of my back. After that I heard a hiss.
"Are you going to be alright Mike, because this looks pretty bad."
"Oh don't worry about that it's going to grow back in a matter of seconds, but enough about that let's go back to the questions that I'm sure that you have."
"Um okay then what do you wish to do here. I mean you just appeared in the middle of a conference. Are you here to take over."
With that I quickly raised my hands. "Oh no, I'm here by complete accident, as for what I'm going to do now, well I could work here. Find a house and live out the rest of eternity here."
"Wait wait did you say eternity?"
"Yup I cannot age and I cannot die. So I am basically stuck here for the rest of eternity. Except if I find A way back, not that I want to, but hey, what can you do?"
"So you have no intentions of hurting us or my little ponies? You just want to live out your life here?"
"Yup pretty much, so do you perhaps have a job opening in your guard." That made them both stare at me with shock.
"Why do you want to join the guard and besides the guard here in Canterlot is already full." Then Luna decided to add.
"But couldn't we add him to the guard in Ponywille. They are always pestering us to add more guards to add to their brigade." Then Celestia said.
"Well that is his choice. So what do you think Mike."
"I'll take it."
"Okay then Mike after we test you, we are going to send you to Ponywille to act as a guard for princess Twilight Sparkle. I hope that this suits you well?"
"Of course. Where are you going to test me?"
"In the royal training grounds of course, so please follow me." And with that they both left the throne room and since i didn't have anything else to do I followed. To what might be the deciding point of my stay here.
Author's Note
Here is another scroll. Like, comment and share if you enjoyed. And if you have any guard OC's that you want to see me interact with then comment them down bellow, with a description and what their weapon is. With that said see you in the next scroll.
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