On our way to the training grounds, nothing much happened. The only thing of note is that I was attacked at least five times, but thankfully they were quickly stopped by the princesses.

"Am I really that scary looking?" I asked in an exasperated voice.

"No you are not that scary looking. The problem is that you are an unknown and our guards are a bit overprotective, so you can see why they attack you." Said Luna.

"Yeah i guess that's a good reason for attacking me. Man I don't want to know what's going to happen when I enter the training grounds. I bet you my head that they are going to attack me."

"Um okay?" Answered Luna. "Lets hope they have a little self control."

"I still think that they are going to attack me." Then we heard Celestia say.

"Okay, you two settle down we are already here. Now lets hope that they are on brake or else you are in trouble Mike."

"Look even Celestia knows that I'm going to get destroyed, but I guess this is going to be good test for me. Wont it?" With that said I swear that I saw an impish smile on her face and after that she opened the door to reveal the training grounds. When I got a good look inside I found at least one hundred solders training inside and of course when they heard the door open they all stopped what they were doing and looked towards us. After that I heard a familiar voice shout out.

"A monster has infiltrated the castle. Protect the princesses." That of course was the voice of Shining Armor captain of the royal guard. I would describe him to you, but I now got a quick message from Celestia.

"Try not to hurt them too bad." Said Celestia and then she, Luna and breaker disappeared.

"Wow thank you for that warning." I said in a sarcastic tone. Then i heard the sound of metal unsheathing and I quickly jumped out of the way. "Well I better get into my battle mode." And with that I concentrated on my iron ball. With that I morphed the metal into a battle axe an sent it out of my right arm. It hurt like shit, but then I said. "Okay you armour wearing pansies who wants some?" And with that the fight truly begun.

One of the braver ones decided to attack me head on with a spear. He thrust it forward but it newer made contact. "Tsk tsk tsk, dont they usually teach you to evaluate your enemy." With that I punched him in the face and he went flying into two more guards. After that I felt a sting on my back. When I checked I saw it was charred black and that there was a row of unicorns ready to strike again. I didn't even bother with a snarky comment. I waited until they released there magic and when they did I released a little bit of methane into my mouth after that I made a spark with my teeth and I launched a fire ball right at the middle ones face. The rest of them I hit with the blunt side of my axe.

Then I heard wings flapping. I reacted just in time to evade the headbutt and grab the offending pegasus by his tail and launch him at some earth ponies that tried to run me over. After that I released the wind turbine from my back and went into the air. The pegasy looked stunned for a second so I took that to my advantage and wrapped my tentacles around it. "First rule of combat newer get distracted." After that I twirled them around for a bit and then I launched them at Shining Armour, who was preparing a spell. Since he was currently distracted I decided to spray him with a jet of water.

"Begone you vile creature." He said. I just smiled and electrified my axe and touched the water with it. The result was instantaneous. He started to scream and when I finished he just fell over.

"Okay who's next." Then a big earth pony decided to speak up. He was also holding what looked like a huge warhammer.

"I dare creature." Okay it's time that I correct this.

"First of my name is not creature. It's Mike and second look down." After that he looked down and noticed that I had wrapped some moss around his hooves.

"Oh crap." Then I charged at him and delivered a big haymaker directly into his face. After that he went flying.

"Cocky mother fucker didn't even see it coming." After that there were about fifty foot soldiers and about twenty archers left and the latter had there sights set on me. Right after I finished the observation they all let go of their strings and I was bombarded with a huge storm of arrows. After that finished I pretended to be dead.

"We've won!" Every single one erupted into cheer and with that they came closer to me. Then I sprang my trap. I sprouted tentacles from the bottoms of my feet and caught every single guard with them. After I did I started laughing.

"Ha ha ha. Rule number seventy-two always check if your enemy is dead." With that said I slowly pulled out the arrows that were embedded making sure that they saw everything. When I finished with that I said. "Well now it's time for some payback." And with that I retracted my tentacles pulling all of the ponies with them. "Hay princess I made you a new garden how do you like."

"Well it's definitely interesting, but I would like for you to dig them out." Said Celestia.

"Oh but I worked so hard on it." Then Celestia just looked at me with a glare. "Fine I'll dig them out, but I'm not liking it." With that said I retracted my battleaxe and changed my arm into tentacles which wrapped around each guard and with one mighty pull they popped out of the ground. "So princess am I in."

"Yes Mike you have proven yourself worthy, so you are going to go to Ponywille." Then a scroll appeared. " I just need you to sign here and here." With the two signatures written down the scroll disappeared and I felt a jolt go through my body.

"Hey what was that?"

"Oh don't worry about that that's just a locating spell, so that we know where you are, if we need you."

"Ah good then, so when do I begin." I asked while raising an eyebrow.

"You are going to start tomorrow, after Shining takes your measurements and makes you your royal armour."

"Oh okay then. Now if you excuse me I'm going to go sleep now good night." And with that I went to sleep.

Author's Note

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