Mikes Adventures in Equestria

by Spore Harvest

Scroll 6 "first day on the job"

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At around midnight everyone left the party until there were only me, Twilight and Shining. After Twilight finally closed the door I decided to ask. "So where am I going to be sleeping? Do you have a room or can I make a nest on the ceiling? Oh please tell me I can pick option b." After they exchanged glances Twilight said.

"Uhm your room is actually right over there next to the main entrance, since i know this castle is pretty big." She pointed to a door which was supposed to be my room. With nothing else to do and feeling pretty tired, I decided to go towards it and check it out. I opened the door and it revealed an empty closet.

"Oh sorry that's the closet the one next to it is your room." I thought for a moment and then I said.

"No, I can work with this I'll take the closet."

"Are you sure you want closet? The room is fully furnished." Said Twilight.

"No, I'm taking the closet. Well goodnight Twilight. Shining. I'll see you tomorrow." With that I closed the door and went inside the three by three meter closet. "Okay lets see what I can do. First lets shrink down." With that said I shrunk myself down to the size of a cat. "Now lets furnish this place." With that said I spread my mold to cower all the walls floor and ceiling. After that I started on my furnishing first I created a sleeping net in the corner. After that I created a wardrobe next to it and then I created some shelves and decorations. When I was finally satisfied with the placement of everything I sucked up the rest of the mold. "Okay now with that done lets go get some shuteye." With that I climbed into bed and went to sleep. After about five minutes a thought slapped me in the face. "What the fuck I'm in Equestria where every brony wishes to go. Man how did I miss this, well I guess being stuck in a military base being tested on made me a bit immune to things like this. With out of the way now lets go to sleep." Then I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

***

The next morning I woke up to the sound of my door opening and a male voice jelling. "Spore Harvest wake up... What happened in here?" Then I woke up and said.

"Okay I'm up just don't get the water." Then I jumped out of bed and got out of the closet, walking by my alarm clock which turned out to be spike. "Oh good morning there could you direct me to the closest washroom?" With that he snapped out and told me.

"Second floor, third door on the left." He said.

"Okay then I'll see you at breakfast." Then I went to the second floor and got myself ready for the day. After about twenty minutes of me getting clean, which would have taken even longer if I didn't use my powers, I got to the dinning room and sat myself down at the table.

"Good morning Spore um why are you so small?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh and I wondered why I couldn't see over the table." With that I grew back to my original size and asked. "Hey what time is it?"

"Um its six in the morning. Now may I ask you why were you so small?" She asked while raising an eyebrow.

"Well you see I made myself smaller so that I could fit inside my bed. So when do I have to get to the guard station?" Then she frowned.

"I told you that you can get the regular room, but no you chose the closet." After that Spike got into the room and handed us our breakfasts. Speaking of breakfast, it looked like we are having pancakes with butter and maple syrup. "As for when you need to get to work you need to be there at seven." Then she turned her head to Spike and said. "Thank you Spike. You probably already met Spore Harvest. Spore Harvest this is my number one assistant Spike." I simply said.

"Sup." Then I turned my hooves into claws, picked up my utensils and started to eat.

"Hey Twilight did you know that he turned the closet into a room that looked like it was made for a cat?" After that she looked to me and then back to Spike. She repeated this a few times and then she broke out into laughter. After she finally calmed down she said.

"Oh sorry I didn't mean to make fun of you its just that I imagined you as a puppy and it was just to funny." After that I walked over to the window and said.

"Okay I can see when I'm not wanted. Goodbye cruel world." And then I jumped out. Spike tried to stop me, but he failed. Before I hit the ground I was surrounded by a purple glow and then I was lifted back to the dining room to be met face to face with an angry Twilight.

"What the buck are you thinking, do you want to die?" She practically screamed at me. I decided to be a little bit of a troll so I said.

"Yes Twilight I actually do, but you see there's a problem there. I CAN'T DIE." After I let that sink in I said. "Seriously Twilight did you already forget. I have a regeneration factor. Now if you would please throw me out the window." That seemed to have snapped her out of it, but she didn't throw me out. She placed me down on the ground and said.

"Look I'm not throwing you out the window, first you are going to eat your breakfast and after that you are going to use the front door to go to your job. Now sit down and eat." With that me, Twilight and Spike went back to my pancakes.

***

After we finally finished our breakfast I made my way towards the guard station to get my assignment from Giga Impact. After my five minute walk to get to there I released my armour and stepped inside. "Kiss up fuckers, because Spore Harvest is in the house." Then I got hit by a shuriken. It bounced off of my face and then I said. "Well someone's cranky this morning." And sure enough the culprit that threw it was standing right in front of me. It was Shadow.

"Don't startle me like that by barging in like that i thought it was a monster." He said.

"Well you wouldn't be that far off. So where's the rest of the crew?" I asked. At first he looked in thought and after about a minute he answered.

"Jet Fire and Jet Storm will be arriving shortly, Shield Breaker is putting on his armour, Spell Caster and Mercy are training out back and Giga Impact is going through the last of his paperwork for the day." Right as he finished telling me that Giga entered the room and bellowed out.

"Okay maggots front and center." With that said I stepped next to Shadow next to me somehow the Jet twins appeared and after that Mercy and Spell Caster appeared next to Shadow opposite of me. The only one who was now missing was Shield Breaker. "Okay where's the new guy." After that the aforementioned new guy stepped inside. Giga just looked angrily at him.

"What?" Said Breaker in a confused tone. That apparently was the wrong answer, because Giga stepped up to him and asked him.

"Breaker how long have you been in the guard?" He was restraining himself from screaming at the poor sap.

"Um about seven months." He answered.

"And how many times in those seven months were you late." Then a light bulb turned on i Breakers head and he said.

"Excuse me sir if I'm late. It's just that I didn't get used to the new building, so I got a little lost. It wont happen again." That seemed to have calmed Giga down.

"Okay then get in line." After he was in line Giga continued. "Okay we have two rookies here today so I'm setting up the patrols like so. Spore and the Jet twins are going to be patrolling the east section of town, while Breaker, Mercy and Spell Caster take the west. Me and Shadow are going to take center. These are going to be your squads for the rest of the week and at the weekends we are going to be training here. Does anyone have any objections." I certainly didn't have any and after a minute he said. "Good then get your street clothes on and go." What in the world of ira did he mean by that, but that question was quickly answered when all of the guards touched their gems and after that their armours disappeared. Getting the hint I retracted my armour and followed after Jet Storm and Jet Fire.

"So what do we do now?" I asked.

"Nothing much, we are now going to clock in at the weather station here in Ponywille and do our job." Said fire.

"And since you are stuck with us you are going to help us. So I hope that you can keep up." Said Storm and after that they both launched themselves into the sky.

"Oh two can play at this game." Then I decided to try something new. I grew a pair of feathered wings and released my turbine. After I made sure that everything was as it should, I started up the turbine and flapped my wings. The added appendages were the perfect thing to allow me to boost my speed and my maneuverability. So it wasn't a surprise that I caught up and then overtook the twins. "So who is going to have to keep up with whom now?" After that I swear I heard a them both say in unison.

"Oh its on." After that our race truly began. We were doing loop-de-loops, corkscrews and basically anything to show up one another. After about five minutes another racer joined the team and lo and behold it was Rainbow dash.

"Hey there Spore, Fire, Storm. What are you doing?" She asked.

"Oh we are just fooling around and racing to the weather station." I answered, but then she looked confused and looked to the Jet twins.

"Um didn't you get the letter the weather station's closed for the day to do some renovations. So can I join your little race?"

"Sure you can. Just remember that this is more of a stunt show then anything else. Oh yeah and have fun." I said and then we started on our stunt show.

***

After a couple of hours we stopped our little stunt show/race and went to a little cafe to get our selves some lunch. When we arrived at the restaurant I noticed that everyone was staring at me. I know why they did it because I didn't retract my wings and turbine and even tho it was a little annoying, I didn't retract them.

"Um spore why don't you retract your wings and turbine? Don't get me wrong they look awesome, but I really don't like the stares that we are getting." Said Fire.

"No I'm not going to do that, because I'm going to go flying again later and if I retract them now I'm going to have to go through the pain of getting them back out later." Then Rainbow asked.

"Why do you even do it if it hurts you."

"Well let me put it this way, if you were able to fly, but every time you would fly you would get an annoying itch on your back. So it's kinda like that. Its annoying yes, but you still do it." Then Storm asked.

"So what exactly can you do with your powers?"

"Okay that's the last question that I'm answering about my powers. As for what I can do. I can shrink myself down to the size of a foal or morph into completely different species. Now lets get our orders the waiter has been waiting for like five minutes." After that they turned around and noticed the waiter. He just had this face that didn't show any emotion then he asked in a clearly bored and annoyed voice.

"Are you ready to order now?" With that we placed our orders and talked until it arrived. Rainbow Dash mostly talked about the adventures that were shown in the show. As for the Jet twins they talked about their days in the guard and all the shenanigans and pranks that they pulled on Giga and Shadow. After we finished our lunch, me and the twins continued our patrol, while Rainbow Dash went to her house to feed Tank. Her pet turtle. The rest of the afternoon was pretty uneventful so with the day done we quickly checked in with Giga, gave our reports and went our separate ways, but before I left the twins stopped me.

"Hey Spore how about we meet at the park tomorrow for our patrol." Said Fire.

"Yeah we have something special planned for tomorrow." Said Storm while smiling.

"Sure why not. Well I'll see you two tomorrow." With that said I returned to the castle to finish off this day.


Author's Note

Well here's another chapter for you all. With that said you know what I want comment, like and share.

I'll see you in the next scroll.

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