Mikes Adventures in Equestria

The next day I awoke to the smell of fried eggs and since I didn't have dinner yesterday. Well lets just say that I jumped out of bed and ran towards the dining room where breakfast was being served to the main six.

"Good morning everyone what's the occasion for you all being here so early?" I asked while rubbing a hoof on my eyes.

"Well it's our monthly spa session and we wanted to get it stared as soon as possible." Said Rarity after that her eyes shot open. "Hey Spore why don't you join us for today?" She asked. I sat down at the table and then I answered.

"Oh I would love to, but me and the Jet twins are doing something today so I'll have to pass. Thank you for the offer tho." After that Spike placed a plate of fried eggs and hash browns in front of me. "Thank you Spike." Then an idea struck me. "Hey Spike you want to come with me and do some pranking on the town." After that he turned around.

"Really can I." After that he turned to Twilight. "Twilight can I go. Can I. Can I." And then he did his puppy dog eyes. Twilight seemed to have been in thought for a while and then she answered.

"Yes you can under the condition that you are going to listen to Spore." After that he had the biggest smile and after that he ran to her and gave her a hug.

"Thank you." And then he ran out of the room to god knows where.

"You make sure to not get him into to much trouble okay mister." She said to me while also pointing at me.

"I'll give you my head on a silver platter if he gets hurt in any way." I even punctuated my statement by saluting. "Now if you excuse me I'm very hungry and this is just sitting here so, if you excuse me I'm throwing my manners out the window and eating." With that said I face planted into my plate and ate like a wild dog.

***

After finishing breakfast me and Spike went to the park to meet up with the twins.

"So who exactly are we waiting for." Asked Spike clearly bored out of his mind.

"For the Jet twins they said that they have something planned for us today." Then I noticed them flying in the sky. "Speak of the devil." After that they both landed in front of us.

"Hello Spore." They both said in unison. Then Storm noticed Spike and asked.

"Who's the dragon?"

"His name's Spike and he is going to be joining us. Speaking off what were you two planing?" Then fire stepped forth and answered.

"We are going to play a prank on Discord. Since you said that you can change into any species you desired, so we thought why not morph into a draconequus and play a prank on him." Then Storm said.

"And besides we want some pay back for the stunt that he pulled last week." I was tempted to ask what happened, but in the end I decided against it.

"Okay then several questions come to mind, but first what is a draconequus?" Of course I knew, but I didn't want to give them an existential crisis so I played dumb. Then Spike Fire stepped forward with a picture and sure enough it was of discord levitating on a beach chair while drinking a glass of chocolate milk.

"Just make sure to chose different body parts than his."

"Alright Spike jump off and let me try something." After that Spike did as he was asked and I started on the disguise. I started on my back legs. The left leg was turned into an animatronic leg and the right one was turned into a red dragon scaled leg with a goats hoof as the foot. Then I started on my body I decided to go with the same body type as Discord the only difference being that I kept my coat colour. Then I continued on my front, so I turned my left arm into a red crab arm and the right one was turned into a skeleton arm. After that I morphed my face into that of Discord, changing the horns to that of antilope and then for my wings I just got my turbine out. Then for the final touch I changed my hair to look like fire that still kept its original colours. After I finally finished I asked. "So guys. How do I look?" After some time of them checking me out Fire said.

"You look awesome now lets go find Discord and prank him." After that we went off to town to search for him.

***

After about twenty minutes of us searching we found him going around the market with Fluttershy buying treats for her animal friends.

"Okay there he is now go and surprise him." Said Storm. With that I went towards Discord, but I was going to change up the plan a bit. When I reached him I put an arm around him and whispered.

"Hey there Discord I'll explain later, but for now play along." Then I raised my voice. "Hey there Discord oh buddy oh pal. How long has it been? Two, three thousand years. Man you haven't changed a bit." At first he looked confused but then he probably saw Spike and then it clicked and he said.

"Why hello there Carnage. The same could be said about you. You haven't changed a bit, except for the leg. Did you upgrade it?" He said while pointing at it.

"You know I have I just haven't found the right metal yet, but I'm getting pretty close. Who is the pretty lady standing behind you?" I said while pointing at Fluttershy.

"Oh she. Her name's Fluttershy. Fluttershy meet my brother Carnage." I waved and then I gave her my right arm.

"Nice to meet you Fluttershy." She gingerly put her hoof into my hand and then I lightly shook it.

"Uhm it's nice to meet you as well." Then I released her hoof and she said. "Discord since when do you have a brother?" She asked while raising her eyebrow.

"Well we are actually twins its just that I was out exploring the world." I answered.

"Oh well then I'll just leave you two be to catch up and before you ask Discord no I don't need help. You just catch up." With that he took his bags and went of to gather up the rest of the ingrediants.

"Okay 'Carnage' who are you really?" He asked while flexing his arms.

"Look Discord just play along and I'll explain everything at lunch. For now lets go prank Twilight... How do you think she was going to react to finding out that you have a twin brother?" After some time of him looking thoughtful he said.

"Oh the chaos that would create. You know what you are going to be my brother for the day. Now lets go and prank some ponies." With that said he grabbed my shoulder and we teleported.

***

When we reappeared we were in the Canterlot streets. "So what are we going to do now?"

"Well believe it or not I actually always wanted a brother to call my own, so we are going to be doing all the things that I always wanted to do with a brother."

"And the first thing on that list is?" I asked.

"Shopping." He said while stretching out his arms. That was certainly weird to me, but hey he has a master plan that I'm not getting, so I'm going to play along.

"Alrighty then." After that he grabbed my arm and we were off. First we went to a china shop where we bought a tea set. After that we went to a bakery and bought some biscuits and for our final destination we went to a tea shop. "Okay this is definitely an interesting shopping spree, so I'm going to bite, where are you going with this?" We were walking down the main road towards the castle.

"Oh you got me. Celestia told me that she needed a new tea set, so I decided to be nice and buy her a new one. Now lets quickly teleport to the castle." With that statement he grabbed me by the shoulder and we were off. When we reappeared again I was sitting on a table the tea set that we bought in front of me and on the opposite of me sat Discord.

"You know, I really wish I had magic like you, because it really looks like allot of fun."

"And you would be right brother. So how are you enjoying being my brother for the day?" He asked while taking a sip of hos tea. I went for a biscuit and then I answered.

"Well it certainly isn't bad, but I was really expecting something a bit more chaotic. But, then again this also isn't that bad. When are the princesses walking in?" I asked while taking a bite of the biscuit.

"If my calculations are correct. Right about now." Right after he said that the doors to the room opened to reveal the princesses.

"Hello ladies do you want to join us for a spot of tea." I said. At first they looked confused but then they both stepped up to Discord and then Luna asked him.

"Um Discord who's he?" She whispered to him.

"Well that's rood of you Luna he is sitting right there why don't you just ask him?" He said. After that her cheeks turned a slight pinkish colour. Seeing that she was embarrassed I introduced myself.

"Let me introduce myself. The name's Carnage. Twin brother of Discord. Nice to meet you." They both looked shocked at that statement, but Celestia recognized my voice so her fear died quickly. "So you wana join?" Celestia then said.

"Sure 'Carnege' why not. You want to join us Luna?"

"No I think I'm going to bed early. Goodnight everybody." After that she teleported away and then we heard a faint yell. "A brother, he has a brother. I think I'm going to go crazy. Seriously a brother to the most chaotic creature. Unbelievable." I couldn't help I laughed. I laughed so much that I fell of my chair.

"Man that was too good. Celestia please don't tell her it's me because this has some possibilities."

"Okay I will. Now let me join you for some tea." With that said I poured her a cup and we chatted for the next hour.

***

After we finished our little tea session we teleported back to Ponywille, or to be more specific fluttershyes cottage. "Fluttershy we're back~" He said in a sing song voice. After that she pocked her head out from her kitchen and said.

"Oh hello you two. How did your day go?"

"It was simply the best, we caught up, went shopping and we even had a tea party with the princesses it was simply divine." I said.

"Yeah it was and how did your spa day go?" Asked Discord.

"Oh it was fun you know you two could really come along sometime it would probably do you both some good."

"Nah, spas aren't my thing, although I do have a kink in my spine." Then I reached for my back and pulled out a ten centimeter dagger. "Hm how did that get in there?" Then I threw it into the air and ate it. My audience including Discord were stunned. "What?"

"You just ate a dagger. I know I do weird stuff like that, but even I don't go that far." Said Discord.

"Oh sorry then I'll try to control myself, but I make no promises." After that Fluttershy said.

"Okay then you two, you go on ahead and go into town and enjoy yourselves. Lunch is going to be ready in about three hours."

"Okay then." With that we left the cottage and we were on our way. After we entered town I asked. "Hey Discord you want to prank the entire town?" He seemed to be interested.

"What did you have in mind?" After that I whispered to him the entire plan and when I finished he said. "Oh I like the way you think." Then he snapped his fingers and we were off to set it up.

***

"Discord!" Yelled Twilight when she discovered what we've done. We turned the town back into the chaos capital of Equestria, with a couple of changes of course. It was allot more metallic as per my suggestion. After that she flew out of her castle to find the rest of the elements.

"Um Spore are you sure about this?" Asked Spike. Yeah we got Spike and the twins in on it as well.

"Don't worry Spike. This is going to be funny. Now lets get into position." With that said me and Discord sat on our separate thrones, while spike and the twins got into position on the right and left and in front and after that we waited for twilight and her friends to arrive. After about ten minutes of us fucking around we were finally visited by the main six. "Ah Discord are these the elements of harmony that got you last time?"

"You would be right brother these are the elements. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy."

"What are you doing Discord aren't we friends? Why do all this?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Well you see Fluttershy, my brother showed me what I am able to do so I decided to return to my old ways." Said Discord. Then I decided to speak up.

"Well then lets get this started." Then I snapped my fingers and then cages appeared around them. "My name is Carnage and you are not going to be stopping us. We are going to take over Equestria now and to make sure you don't do anything stupid we are going to leave our guards to watch you while we take care of the princesses."

"Twins, Spike front and center." Said Discord and after that they appeared in front of us. "Guard the prisoners until we return." They saluted and we then we disappeared behind the throne to be hidden from them and to hear the rest of the prank play out.

"Spike how could you? I thought you were my number one assistant." Asked Twilight.

"Correction Twilight I was your assistant, but when I'm with Carnage and Discord I am somebody. I am the captain of their guard. Now be quiet until they return." After that they were quiet. After some time Twilight seemed to have put all the pieces together and then she laughed. Then me and Discord reappeared.

"Oh it seems one of the princesses has been broken. So Twilight are you ready to join us to rule with us?" After she finally calmed down she said.

"Okay Spore you can stop it now, but I must say this is a pretty good prank though. Now let us go." Then her Rainbow spoke up.

"Twilight what are you talking about that's not Spore, hes a pony and he." She said while pointing at me. "Is a draconequus." After that I dispersed my cages and morphed back into my pony form.

"And that is where you are wrong because I am Spore. Discord could you please change everything back to normal."

"Sure." After that he snapped his fingers and everything went back to normal.

"Okay I didn't know you could do that, but then again that was a good prank well definitely have to work together sometime." Said Rainbow.

"There's allot of things you don't know about me, but enough about that I'm feeling a little peckish so lets get something to eat." Then Fluttershy spoke up.

"Um we could go to my cottage and eat the sandwiches that I prepared. I think I have enough for everyone."

"Sure why not I'm even going to make something special for desert." I said and after that we all walked off to her cottage to eat our lunch.