Mikes Adventures in Equestria
Scroll 8 "an adventure with a dragon"
Previous ChapterThe next day was pretty bad. Giga heard of my little prank with Discord and to say that he wasn't pleased would be an understatement. You probably want to know what he did to me. Well lets just say I'm tired as hell at this moment. After a few hours of me laying on the couch a curios visitor approached. "Hello Spore. What happened to you?" And that visitor was Spike.
"Oh nothing's wrong. I'm just resting." I answered.
"Why?" He asked.
"Well you know that prank we pulled yesterday?" He nodded. "Well you also know that I am a guard?" He nodded again and then it dawned on him.
"Giga trained you until you dropped."
"Bingo." Then I noticed him holding a comic. "Hey what you got there?" He looked at his claw, unfolded it and then he showed me. It looked to be a comic of a pony version of Deadpool.
"Oh this? This is just the newest edition of my favorite antihero comic Deadpool." Who would have thought.
"What's it about?" I asked while getting up. Then Spike sat next to me and started to explain.
"It's about this pony who had cancer and the only way to save himself was to go to and do an experimental procedure, only to be locked up and infused with some kind of mutagen and then he was tortured. After some time he finally turned and then he escaped and then the story is centered on his adventures trying to find the man who did this to him. Then there's also allot of jokes and fourth wall breaks." After that I stopped him.
"I think I got it Spike. So can I read it with you?" Then he smiled.
"Sure. I would love that." After that we opened the comic and I noticed in the corner that there was a little piece of writing.
"Hey Spike what's written there?" He took a closer look and then he answered.
"Oh it's just an spell that would suck us into the comic book world. Been there done that." After that an idea struck me.
"Hey spike why don't we go into this world and have some fun. How does that sound?" After that he looked worried.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah we are going to have some guy time away from all the girls for a little while. Come on it's going to be fun." After that he was in thought and after some time he smiled.
"Okay then lets go. Take a closer look, to join the adventure in this book." After that a pulling sensation began and we were pulled into the comic.
***Comic book realm***
When I awoke next, I found myself in a shity apartment. Spike laying on a couch opposite of me dressed in some sort of costume. I wanted to shake him awake, but then I noticed I was also dressed in a costume. With that filed away I shook Spike.
"Hey Spike wake up." With that he started to wake up.
"Are we in Maretropolis yet." Then I took a look outside and sure enough we were in a city.
"I would say yes. Hey Spike how do I look?" When he was fully awake he looked towards me and then he said.
"Man you look exactly like Deadpool." Then he looked at himself. "And I'm Humdrum. Sweet."
"Well then Humdrum lets go out and fight some crime." Then I reached behind me and pulled out a portal to the outside. Spike jumped on me and we were off. When we reappeared we were on top of a building looking down upon the city.
"Let's see if I was trouble, where would I be?" I asked to no one in particular.
"Probably at a bank or museum." After that we both heard an explosion and some manic laughing. "Hm I guess this is a crossover with the Power Ponies comic." Commented Spike.
"Well then of to adventure we go." I shouted and then I flipped off of the building and down to the street and ran towards the manic laugh. When we finally arrived on the scene we saw the Mane-iac stealing chemicals from a hair gel factory. When we got closer we started to hear her plan.
"With these chemicals I will be able to infect the Maretropolis water supply making all of this cities hair fall out. After that they are going to have to buy my new hair product that is going to regrow it, making me millions. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA." Okay she definitely has some screws lose.
"Hey spike take the guns from my back and start shooting at her make sure to take cower. I'm going to attack her head on with my katanas and try to cut her hair away. Did you get all that?" After that I heard a couple of clicks and then he jumped off and said.
"You can count on me Deadpool." Then he hid behind some buildings. Then I pulled out my katanas and just before I would start my attack the Power Ponies appeared.

And started fighting her henchmen. I put away my katanas and then I whispered to myself.
"Okay then let's make this epic." With that I again reached behind me and pulled out a rocket launcher, aimed and shot. The rocket struck true and it sent the Mane-iac straight into the wall. "And that is what I call an entrance." After that everybody looked at me. "What? Do I have something on my face?" I asked while touching my face. Then the Mane-iac asked.
"Who are you?"
"Me? I am the terror of the night. I am the pillow that you cuddle when you are scared, but to you I am Deadpool." Then I reached for my katanas. "And you are going to be cut to pieces." Then I launched myself at her and started hacking away.
"Well Deadpool those katanas won't do you any good. My hair is uncuttable." She emphasized her point by defending herself with her hair.
"Oh bo-ho. Cry me a river." Then she got shot by Spike. "But your body is a different story." I took the chance, but I only scraped her cheek.
"You little." Then she used her hair and launched me into a wall. "I would love to stay and chat, but I have a city to bald. Ta ta." Then she laughed and she was off.
"God damn it." I said while pulling myself out of the wall. After that I heard some gasps. "What?" They only pointed at my back and sure enough there were my katanas sticking out of my back. "Oh so that's why my back is hurting." Then I reached for them and pulled them out and sheathed them. "Ah much better." Then Spike ran up to me and gave me back my guns. Then the Masked Matter-horn said.
"Humdrum where were you? We were worried sick about you and what are you doing with this guy?" Then I quickly got an idea and whispered it to Spike. When I finished he looked at me and nodded.
"I'm sorry Masked Mater-horn, but I'm quitting the team and before you protest this is my decision. I'm no longer Humdrum, I'm now going to be known a the Red Avenger and I'm going to be working with Deadpool." She was surprised to hear that and then Fili-second decided to speak up.
"But why are you leaving us? Did we do something?" The rest of the team also voiced their concerns, but then he raised his hand to stop them.
"Look, the only thing that I am saying is that some new opportunities have opened up for me." Then he climbed on me. "Now if you excuse me we have a villain to catch." With that I reached behind my back pulled out a portal, threw it on the ground and jumped in. Then we reappeared in the shity appartment.
"So Spike or should I call you the Red Avenger. How do you feel changing the character of Humdrum completely?"
"It feels good. Maybe hell finally have some other characteristic other than being the comic relief. Now lets change my costume and get to work finding the Mane-iac." With that said he took of his costume and we started on his new costume. After about an hour we had a completed costume it looked allot like Deadpools costume the only difference being that all of the black parts were changed to a deep dark purple. "So how do I look?"
"You look like a Red Avenger. Now lets complete the look." Then I reached behind me and pulled out a belt with two guns and allot of ammo. "Here you go Red Avenger here is your badge for becoming part of the Deadpool club." Then I hoofed him the belt and he put it on. "Now lets jump to the next panel and defeat the Mane-iac." With that Spike jumped on my back and we were off. When we appeared back we were in front of a water purifying station. "Well then Red get your guns ready and shoot everything that moves." He nodded pulled out his guns and got ready. After that I started sneaking towards the buildings. After about five minutes of us crawling through wents, stunning henchmen and disabling traps. We finally reached the main chamber, where the Mane-iac was doing... something. Since I didn't want to deal with her I pulled out a grenade and threw it at her machine, it blew up and ended up making everyone in the room bald.
"My hair my beautiful hair." Then Spike shut four horse shoes at her, pining her to the wall. Then we both jumped off and made our way towards her. "Henchponies go after them." With that they all started to attack us. I pulled out my own guns out and then we made quick work out of all of them. After we finished Spike pinned them to the wall. While I made my way towards the Mane-iac and draw our symbols next to her.
"There we go now everyone will know who did this." After that the roof exploded and in flew the Power ponies. "Well nice of you to join the clean up, but you can go now." They all looked shocked and then I heard Spike yell.
"Hey Deadpool we need to go." And sure enough there next to him was a portal.
"Well I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go." With that said me and spike jumped into the portal. After that the Masked Matter-horn said.
"What the buck just happened."
***Real world***
We again jumped out of the comic and landed on the couch. "Man that was fun. Don't you think so spike?" Spike was looking at something behind me and then I heard someone clear their throat. "Twilight's behind me isn't she?" Spike only nodded. Then I turned around and said. "Now before you cut off my head. Give me a moment and I'll do it myself." Then twilight got this wicked grin.
"Oh don't worry Spore I have something very special planned for your punishment." Then she encased me in her aura and dragged me to the basement me screaming for help like I was an escaped lunatic.
Author's Note
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