Dear Twilight Sparkle, Get Fucked!

"My Faithful Student, I must tell you, in all seriousness, you need to get laid!"

Sometimes lessons are gentle and sometimes are subtle. However, after years failing to get the point across, they must be given hard. Princess Celestia is at her wit's end with a certain neurotic alicorn and sends her a letter telling her what to do in no uncertain terms.

Rated M for language and innuendo.