Twilight stared at the book that laid open before her. The dare had been simple: approach her bookshelf, close her eyes, take a spellbook off the shelf at random, open it somewhere in the middle, and cast whatever spell was described on the page. Easy. She had expected that she would have picked something like Starswirl's Advanced Guide to Spellwork Vol. XXVII, or perhaps Fifteen Spectacular Spells for Foals, but no, she happened to pick the one spellbook in her whole library that she hadn't dared to read. The one spellbook that she would like to pretend she didn't own, much less exist: Mistress Mage's Magical Manuscript of Mating. And, of course, she happened to have opened this tome of erotic wizardry to the most embarrassing spell.

"Well, egghead?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Are ya gonna cast the spell or admit that there is a spell too advanced for you, thus losing the game?" She teased.

"It's not that!" Twilight shot back. "It's just... embarrassing..."

"Don't worry, Twi!" Pinkie Pie said. "We won't judge you if your mane turn green, or you sprout a second head."

"It's not that, it's..." the purple alicorn trailed off. "Well, I guess I might as well get this over with." She gulped as her horn sparked to life, focusing on the spell, weaving her magic to gain the desired (or, rather, required for the context of the game) effect. With a flash, the spell was complete.

"Um, what was that spell supposed to do, exactly?" Fluttershy asked. "I-if you don't mind me asking, that is..."

Twilight sighed. She hooked her thumbs into the waistband of her pajama bottoms, and pulled them down. Out flopped a seven inch penis, a slightly darker shade of lavender than the rest of the mare it was attached to. She looked to a far corner of the room, blushing, not meeting the gazes of her friends. The other five mares in the room could only stare, slack jawed, a dark blush permeating their faces.

"Oh my..." Rarity whispered.

"Well, that's... somethin'," Applejack said, her green eyes fixed upon the meaty member in front of her.

"HA!" Rainbow Dash's barking laughter broke the tension that had been filling the room. "Oh, man! You grew a- snrk- you grew a cock! This is too great!" She said, rolling on the floor as she continued to laugh, hysterically.

"Rainbow! Don't be rude!" Fluttershy admonished her friend.

"I'm not trying to be," Rainbow wheezed in between laughing fits. "But, you gotta admit, this is hilarious. Of all the spells she could have cast, she casts one that makes her grow a dong!"

"Well, if you think it's so funny, then I dare you to touch it!" Twilight spat. Rainbow's laughter ceased. She looked shocked, her face turning red at Twilight's proposal. "Unless, you're too scared to, that is. We won't judge you, but that would also mean that you lose the game, of course," she continued, smirking evilly.

"No way!" Rainbow Dash gasped, clambering to an upright position, sitting on her knees. "I never back down from a dare, and I certainly don't lose!" The blue mare began to crawl forward until her friend's dick was mere inches from her face. She gulped, staring at it.

"Well, Rainbow," Twilight inquired, staring down at her friend with a stern expression. "I'm waiting."

Rainbow Dash gulped, again, before slowly reaching up, and wrapping a cyan hand around the purple appendage in front of her. It was incredibly warm, and soft to the touch. It felt large in the pegasus' grasp, even though it wasn't erect. "S-see," Dash said, looking up at Twilight, her blush darkening. Without realizing it, she began to stroke the cock in her grip, causing it to stiffen. "P-piece of cake," she said, continuing to look her friend in the eyes, the hand pumping along her shaft increasing it's pace.

"R-rainbow Dash, p-please-" Twilight choked out, her own face turning a dark shade of purple.

"What'd I say, Twilight," Rainbow Dash continued, oblivious to her own actions, stroking the now rock hard, throbbing erection ever faster. "I don't back down from a challenge,"

"Please, Rainbow," Twilight gasped. "Please, stop!"

"Stop what-?" Dash began, but was cut off as she looked back down at the member she had been playing with just as it shot a load of hot, sticky jizz right in her face. Twilight moaned as another rope of cum erupted from her cock, and then another, and another. Rainbow's face was now painted a pearlescent white, her blue coat no longer visible. A few strings of cum had even made their way into her mane, streaks of white joining the rest of the spectrum.

"You, uh," Applejack muttered. "You got quite the hair trigger there, Twi."

"I'll say!" Rainbow exclaimed, wiping the splooge from her face with her t-shirt. "I'm a fucking mess! I'll find a way to get back at you, for this, Sparkle!"

"It's not my fault!" Twilight retorted. "You're the one who decided to beat me off. Plus, that was my first time with somepony else, much less with a body part I didn't have ten minutes ago, so excuse me if I... got a little bit overexcited."

"Wow, we're playing Truth or Dare at a sleepover and Twilight's a virgin, could this possibly get more cliché?" Pinkie Pie asked to no one in particular. Then, a bright smile lit up her face. "Oh, yes it could~!" She sang. "Twilight, I dare you to cast the penis spell on the rest of us!"

"What?!" the other five girls exclaimed.

"Pinkie, I think we really shouldn't mess around with this spell, anymore," Twilight said. "Besides, it isn't even your turn!"

"Oh, come on, girls," Pinkie Pie pleaded. "Don't tell me you all aren't at least a little curious as to what this spell could do to you."

"Well, it did feel really good," Twilight mumbled, staring down at her hooves.

"Well, I guess havin' a pecker for a little while wouldn't be too bad," Applejack said, resulting in the rest of the group agreeing.

"Fine, but this is a one time deal," Twilight said, he horn glowing as the cast the spell. As soon as she was finished the rest of the girls all dropped their pants or lifted their nightgowns to get a look at their new equipment.

"Dammit!" Rainbow Dash yelled, looking down at her own cock. At a mere four inches, it was by far the smallest in the room. "Why the hay did you give me the smallest one, Twi!"

"Hey, I don't pick the size," Twilight said, innocently. "I'm guessing there's some sort of mechanic to the spell that causes differences between users."

Rainbow Dash huffed. "Fine, but I'm still getting back at you for cumming on my face," she said as she marched over to Twilight, pulling her now messy t-shirt off. She grabbed her friend by the back of her head, and forced her down so she was face to face with the pegasus' cock. She slapped it a few times against her friend's face, causing it to stiffen and erect. Taking the hint, Twilight grasped the cock with one one hand before bringing it to her mouth and suckling the head. Rainbow Dash let out a hiss. "Shit, this feels really good," she said, stroking Twilight's mane, while the alicorn enthusiastically bobbed her head up and down the length of her friend's dick.

The other four mares stared, enraptured by the lewd display their friends were putting on, their own cocks swelling. Subconsciously, they all began to stroke themselves, reveling in the feeling they had only ever been on the giving end, before.

Applejack looked away from her two friends who had already begun taking full advantage of the situation, her eyes falling on Rarity. The white unicorn's own penis reflected her personality very well, measuring in at five and a half inches, slender in diameter, perfectly circumcised, with a pair of small, smooth testicles just underneath. A very ladylike penis, if that was even possible.

Rarity noticed her best friend's gaze, and in turn took a peak at the apple farmer's own cock. It was quite the opposite of her own, measuring a whopping nine inches, with an impressive girth to match. Large veins protruded from under the skin and a pair of heavy, apple-sized balls hung at the base.

Wordlessly, the two of the approached one another, peeling off the rest of their clothing, and met in an embrace. AJ pulled the smalled unicorn in for a tender, passionate kiss, their tongues intertwining. Their throbbing cocks rubbed against each other, making the size differnce and color contrast all the more apparent. Both were leaking precum, leaving dark stains on their coats. Applejack reached down, fondling Rarity's balls. They were strangely wet; far too slick for it to be sweat. She extended her fingers upwards ever so slightly, before they came in contact with Rarity's dripping snatch.

"Damn, Rarity," Applejack moaned. "You still got a cooter."

"Why, yes," Twilight said, taking her mouth off of Rainbow Dash's cock for a moment to answer, but continuing to pump her hand along its length. She bobbed her head forward, again, slurping it two more times before continuing. "The spell is designed to add a penis and testicles, but keep the mare's vagina intact."

"Well, ain't that somethin'," AJ drawled, continuing to cup the white testicles in her hand, while teasing the tight lips that lay just slightly above.

"Applejack, please," Rarity moaned. "Just rut me senseless, already!"

"If you say so, sugarcube," Applejack responded with a smirk. The strong, orange mare twirled her partner around and bent her over. She took a moment to admire Rarity's perfect ass, squeezing both cheeks, firmly. She removed one hand from the perfect, white globes in front of her, using it to align her monster piece of mare meat with the dripping snatch. She rubbed the head of her cock between the dripping pair of lips, relishing the feeling of just how sensitive her new equipment was. With a single, hard thrust she hilted herself deep inside Rarity.

"Mmm," Rarity moaned, her inner slut awoken. Her body was in complete ecstacy at the feeling of being so stretched by Applejack's mammoth cock. The pleasure she was feeling in her pussy seemed to overflow into her cock, causing it to tingle and leak some more pre.

"Ya like that, don't ya?" Applejack asked, once more thrusting into the tight hole in front of her.

"Oh, darling!" Rarity gasped. "I love it!"

"Well, then," Applejack replied, smirking. She began to increase her pace, fucking the unicorn beneath her even harder. "I reckon we're going to have just a wonderful little time."

...

Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie was positively drooling at the sights before her. Between Twilight's steady and calculated oral ministrations on Rainbow Dash's dick, and Applejack's wild humping of Rarity, she had never felt so aroused. Her new nine inch cock felt harder than any other she had handled, previously, and her tight cunt was far wetter than it had ever been, before. She had to fuck somepony, and she had to do it now! She turned to Fluttershy, to see her normally butter yellow face had turned a tomato red, with her light green nightgown hiked up, and playing with her own gargantuan cock, which had to have been at least two inches longer than Pinkie's.

"Heyya, Shy!" Pinkie said, hopping over to the quiet pegasus, enjoying the feeling of her cock slapping against her tummy as she bounced. "It looks like you could use a hand with this," she continued, reaching for the yellow appendage.

"NO!" Fluttershy shouted, quietly, slapping Pinkie's hand away.

"Huh?" Pinkie inquired, confusion painted across her face.

"I mean, I'm sorry, Pinkie," Fluttershy apologized. "I just... I just need a moment to... get used to it, that's all. We can play in a little bit."

"Okie dokie!" Pinkie said, smiling. She bounced over to where Twilight was continuing to suck Rainbow's cock. She pulled aside Dash's multicolored tail, and lined her cock up with the blue entrance. "Don't mind me, Twilight, I'm just gonna use this," she said as she plunged herself deep inside of the pegasus, reaching around and grabbing her perky, A-cup tits for leverage.

"Holy shit!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. The feeling of having both her cock and pussy serviced at the same time was overwhelming. She grasped hold of Twilight's mane, and began to roughly facefuck the alicorn. Twilight choked and gagged each time the small cock touched the back of her throat, causing her to drool profusely. "Fuck, I'm gonna-" Rainbow Dash never finished that statement, as her mind was enveloped in pleasure. Her pussy tightened around Pinkie's prick, leaking even more of her juices. She forced Twilight's head forward until her nose was buried in the neatly trimmed patch of rainbow pubes, and began to unload inside the unicorn's throat.

Twilight did her best to swallow all of the seed that shot into her throat, but couldn't keep up after the third ejaculation. She forced herself off of Rainbow's cock, coughing up a large mouth full of jizz, as even more splashed against her face and breasts, leaving her a dripping mess.

"You sure glazed her good, Dashie," Pinkie exclaimed, increasing the speed of her fucking, her large funbags bouncing around, wildly. She lowered one of her hands from the blue breast down to Rainbow Dash's softening cock. She gave the appendage a good squeeze, drawing out the last of the sweet cream, and brought it to her lips. She licked her hand clean of the cum, and gave a hum of approval. She bent her partner over as Twilight moved out of the way.

...

Fluttershy watched her friends fucking, as she eagerly jerked her massive cock. While she had very little experience, as far as sex goes, she was far from a virgin, and this was looking to be the most tantalizing experience she had ever had. Her throbbing dick was leaking an excessive amount of pre, providing the perfect lubricant for her hands to glide along the shaft.

She moved a hand down from her cock to fondle her heavy nuts. She gave them a gentle squeeze, sending herself over the edge. She squeaked as the first wave of cum exploded from her cock, splattering along her nightgown and face. The second spurt only increased the mess, along with the third, the fourth, and the fifth. Her clothes were covered in cum, and the timid mare knew it was going to take more than one run through the wash to get it all out.

"Oh, dear," she whimpered gathering up a small amount of her slick spunk. She tentatively raised the cum coated finger to her lips, tasting her own salty semen. The flavor was certainly arousing, her softening cock giving a twitch, but did not erect. She scooped up a handful of the jizz, and rubbed it into her hungry pussy. She thrust two of her fingers inside, gasping as cum covered appendages slid inside with little resistance.

"Hey, Fluttershy!" Twilight said, interrupting the quiet mare's masturbation. She let out a squeak of surprise, hastily pulling her sticky fingers out of her pussy. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you," Twilight continued. "I just couldn't help but notice that you were alone and, well, a mess. And I was hoping I could... clean you up."

"It's all right, Twilight," Fluttershy replied. "I really don't mind if you girls have fun without me. I'm probably not that good, anyway."

"Nonsense!" Twilight objected. "I was a virgin up until about fifteen minutes ago, so if anyone's bad at sex, it's me." The purple princess leaned closer to her friend. "And I think have some ideas of how we could have some fun."

"Well, if you insist," Fluttershy said, moving to remove her nightgown, before remembering that it was covered in a slick coat of cum. "Oh, right. It, um, might be a little while before I'm ready to go, again. I'm sorry."

"It's alright, Fluttershy," Twilight cooed. "I think I have an idea on what we can do in the mean time." Twilight's horn ignited, using her magic to scoop up all of the spunk on her friend, leaving her pajamas perfectly pristine. The cum floated between the two of them, formed into a large orb.

"Oh, just what should I do will all of this semen?" Twilight teased.

Fluttershy blushed. "Could you, um, put it in your pussy?" She whispered.

"Sorry, Fluttershy," Twilight said, smirking. "I didn't quite hear that. You're going to have to speak up."

"P-put it in your pussy, please," the yellow mare said, again, just barely louder.

"Still can't hear you," Twilight said, bringing the ball of cum to her face, and giving it a small lick, humming in appreciation of the flavor.

"Put it in your pussy!" Fluttershy practically shouted.

"Well, if you insist," Twilight giggled as she levitated the jizz down to her crotch. Slowly, the sperm began to flow into Twilight's freshly deflowered cunt. As more and more of it entered her vagina, her belly began to swell. By the time all of it was inside of her, Twilight's stomach had distended to the point where she looked to be about three months pregnant. She cradled her tummy, feeling all of the jism slosh around. "So, what, now?" She asked, smiling.

"L-lay down and spread your legs," Fluttershy commanded, staring wide-eyed at her friend's stomach. Was all of that really her cum? Did she do that? Her cock was beginning to harden, again.

Once Twilight was on her back she spread her legs. Some of Fluttershy's cum began to leak out. The yellow mare's mouth began to water. Without saying a word, she dove in between her friend's legs, and ravenously began to eat her out. She swallowed mouthful after mouthful of her own cum, occasionally raising her head to drool some of the spunk all over Twilight's own erect dick.

Twilight gently pushed her friend's face away from her still drooling slit. "As great as this is, I think it's time we moved on," the purple mare said with a smirk. Using her magic, she flipped the yellow pegasus over, her cock now standing tall and proud. Twilight climbed on top of Fluttershy, rubbing her cream covered cock along her friend's. She angled her pussy above the towering spire of meat, letting some of the baby batter within leak back onto the dick it had erupted from. "Let's see how much more you can fill me with," she said as she hilted herself on her friend's cock.

...

Across the room, Applejack was hammering into Rarity's tight entrance with reckless abandon. The white unicorn had just finished her second orgasm, Applejack's legs were slick with mare juice, while the floor had accumulated a large, white puddle. Years of hard labor had resulted in Applejack having quite an impressive stamina. Her body was dripping with sweat, yet she wasn't showing any signs of exhaustion.

While Rarity certainly enjoyed the long, hard fucking she was receiving, it was taking a toll on her. Her pussy ached at having been stretched and unrelentingly prodded. "A-applejack," she panted. "I think... it's time for... a change of pace," she gasped.

Applejack's thrusting slowed considerably, but didn't stop. "What'd ya have in mind, sugarcube?" She asked, massaging the soft, supple ass cheeks of her partner.

Rarity pushed herself off of the large, orange dick, sighing in relief. She sat down in the puddle of her own jizz. She grasped her best friend's cock, and planted a quick kiss on the thick head. She opened her mouth wide, and expertly sucked the cock down to the base with no difficulty. With the thick penis wrapped warmly in her throat, she looked up at Applejack, and smiled as best she could.

"H-holy shit, Rares," Applejack wheezed. "W-where did ya learn to do that!?"

The white unicorn pulled back, loudly slurping as the enormous erection escaped her esophagus. "Let's just say I've had to do a few favors and gone to some rather exclusive events. Now, do you want me to keep talking, or is there something else you would rather me do with my mouth?" she teased. Applejack could only nod. Rarity winked before, once again, gulping down the gargantuan cock.

Rarity deepthroated the orange cock with ease, only gagging when she thought Applejack would enjoy a little bit of extra stimulation. She smiled as AJ's dick slid out of her throat, once more, covered in a generous amount of slick spit. She lifted her large, pillowy breasts and wrapped them around the appendage, while she continued to suckle on the head.

To say Applejack was in heaven would be an understatement. She had never remembered a single past partner, stallion or mare, who had performed oral sex this amazingly. "R-rares! I-I'm gonna..." she gasped as she came.

Rarity let the thick splooge slide across her tongue, being sure to taste it, before she swallowed. Her cheeks ballooned out with each spurt, but she managed to swallow every mouthful before the next wave crashed across her palette, not letting a single drop of the sweet nectar escape her hungry maw.

After the seventh or eighth shot, Applejack's orgasm finally died down. Rarity did not immediately swallow the last salty mouthful, instead electing to open her mouth wide, and show her friend just how much she had cum. Like any good slut, she swished her prize around in her mouth and gargled it before finally letting it slide down to her stomach with a noisy gulp. She then bent down on all fours to lick up her now cold cum. Not a single gooey drop was wasted, as she happily slurped up her mess, leaving the floor spotless.

"Wow, Rarity!" Pinkie Pie said, looking over at her two friends who had just finished fucking, as she continued to persistently pound Rainbow Dash's snatch. "I had no idea you were such a cumslut!"

"I suppose you could say that," Rarity licking the last of the jizz from the corner of her mouth. She crawled over to where Pinkie was ravishing Rainbow, and ducked under the blue speedster, licking up the pre that leaked from her tiny dick. "But surely there is a less crude way you could have worded it? Cum connoisseur has a better ring to it, does it not?"

Applejack chuckled. "Whatever you say, Rares. Why don't you help these two finish up, while I give Twi n' Shy a hand?" she said, slapping Pinkie Pie's ass, and watching the pink pudge ripple, before walking over to the aforementioned pair.

"Unf, you heard her, Rarity," Dash grunted as Pinkie continued to thrust inside of her. Rarity didn't need to be told twice, as she quickly gulped down the blue cock in front of her, using her expert throat muscles to wrap the small dick in a warm, wet embrace. She ran her tongue around Rainbow Dash's leathery scrotum, giving them a generous coat of saliva. She reached a delicate white hand up behind the mare in her mouth, and caught hold of the pink plums that had been slapping against the testicles she was servicing, and gave them a gentle squeeze.

"Oh, yes, Rarity!" Pinkie shouted, doubling the speed of her humping. "Play with my baby batter balloons!" The pink mare was in ecstasy, taking in the toned flanks she was gripping down on, the velvety vagina gripping down on her, and the silky smooth palm that was gripping her grapes.

"I'm gonna blow!" Pinkie exclaimed, losing all rhythm to her thrusting, and just fucking as hard and fast as she could. With a grunt, she unloaded her cream filling inside of Rainbow Dash, not once ceasing her rapid movements in and out of the blue pegasus. Her splooge leaked out all over her scrotum and thighs, as well as drops just flying in varying directions, occassionally landing on Rarity's face and chest, much to the cum connoisseur's delight.

"Shit! Pinkie! Rarity!" Rainbow Dash screamed as her own orgasm was triggered. Glob after glob of hot, sticky sperm shot down Rarity's throat, as Dash's pussy sprayed a combination of her own juices and Pinkie Pie's jizz around the pink party pony's softening cock, as she had finally stopped in exhaustion.

Rarity, not quite satisfied with the cum she had already been fed, earlier, greedily slurped down all of the slime that was being ejaculated right down her throat. When Rainbow's cock finally began to calm down, Rarity slipped it out of her mouth, before giving the soft, petite pecker a kiss on the head. Sliding out from underneath the blue mare, she gently pulled her two friends apart.

Pulling the exhausted pink mare a bit closer, the white unicorn began to lick her friend clean of all the sticky, sweet, salty semen. Sucking the heavy, limp penis into her mouth, she savored both the pudgy, pink mare's glaze, as well as Rainbow Dash's slick marecum. Once the shaft was spotless, she worked her way to Pinkie's plums and thick thighs.

Upon licking her more enthusiastic friend perfectly pristine, she set her sights on dessert. Rainbow's well fucked snatch was leaking, profusely. A thick trail of cum flowed from her cunt like a fountain. Rarity wasted no time in diving into the gaping pussy, receiving a pleased grunt from Dash. While the flavor of Pinkie Pie's jizz was certainly divine, Rarity was truly enjoying the taste of Rainbow's femcum. The flavors of the two different types of cum created a delectable medley on the unicorn's tongue. Rarity reached as deep into the wet cavern as her tongue could extend, scraping out all of her treat as she could.

When no more cum remained, she pulled herself away, licked up the last of the semen from around her mouth, and gave a satisfied sigh. Her hunger was finally sated.

"Wow, guys! You two were both... awesome!" Dash panted pushing herself up from the floor. She turned to where Fluttershy was busy thrusting herself as deep as she could inside of Twilight, while Applejack rode on top of the princess' scepter, her mouth locked together with Fluttershy's. "Why don't we go cheer them on?" she suggested, to which Rarity and Pinkie Pie both nodded in agreement, to tired to say a word.

...

Twilight could hardly believe the situation she was in, right now. This morning, she had woken up a virgin, and had not expected that to change. Now, she was getting her newly deflowered pussy pounded by one of her best friends, while another one was riding on a cock she had just grown. As Applejack bounced up and down on the purple peener, Twilight grabbed a handful of her friend's orange ass. Years of bucking apples had made her backside very round and firm, with very little fat. The phrase "bounce a bit off it" sprang to mind, as Twilight fondled those glorious glutes.

Unfortunately, due to Twilight being inexperienced, and having seldom masturbated, she didn't have the best stamina. Her and Fluttershy had only begun to screw just a few minutes ago, and when AJ joined in, it really pushed the nerd to her limits.

"G-girls," she stammered, feeling her orgasm fast approaching. "I-I think I'm g-gonna c-cum!"

"Shoot, Twi, already?" Applejack inquired, somewhat disappointed. "We've only just started, and I ain't even close."

"Me, too," Fluttershy added, softly.

"I-I think I can do something about that," Twilight grunted through gritted teeth. Her horn illuminated a dark lavender, as she began to weave a spell. Her dick and slit began to glow, as well, before the magic began to flow from the genius' genitals to her friend's own sets of love tools.

Applejack and Fluttershy gasped in tandem as their own imminent climaxes quickly caught up to that of the magician's. They barely had time to process the rush of gratification as their pleasure peaked. The trio of girls screamed as their orgasms washed over them, Twilight and Applejack's twats tightened around the schlongs stuffed inside of them, and Fluttershy's squirting all over the floor of Twilight's castle. All three of their cocks erupted with enough force to cause excess jizz to splash right out of Twi and AJ's well fucked snatches, while the earth pony's massive meat sprayed the pegasus, painting her body with the thick cream.

All three mares ceased their movements, exhaustion taking over. Twilight looked to her left to see that they had attracted an audience.

"I dunno about you girls," Applejack panted. "But I'm plumb tuckered. What's say we clean ourselves up, and go to bed?" There was a chorus of agreement about the room, as all six mares rose, and made their way to Twilight's bathroom.

...

The hot water from Twilight's enormous tub helped to not only wash way the mess of bodily fluids that had begun to dry into their coats, but soothed their aching muscles. The six friends all helped scrub each other clean, not a word was shared between them, as they were all content to bask in the afterglow of the best sex any of them had ever had.

"Well, Twilight," Rarity said, breaking the comfortable silence. "This has certainly been a marvelous night, but don't you suppose that it's time to cast away our... extra equipment?"

"I suppose you're right," Twilight said a hint of disappointment evident in her tone. In a flash of magenta, Mistress Mage's Magical Manuscript of Mating appeared in her hand. The princess began flipping through it, before stopping on the page that had caused tonight's entertainment. Twilight skimmed across the page, before re-reading it, and then re-reading it, again, a look of worry and confusion etched across her face. "Oh, dear," she said, flipping through the rest of the book in a panic.

"What do you mean, 'oh, dear'?" Rainbow Dash asked, as she finished "washing" Pinkie's bountiful breasts.

"There isn't a counterspell listed in the book!" Twilight exclaimed, throwing said tome across the bathroom.

"So, what yer sayin' is..." Applejack began.

"Yes," Twilight sighed. "We are stuck with penises until I can figure out how to get rid of them."

Author's Note

I am so ashamed.