Human Horse

It was another boring and shitty day on Earth, it was pouring rain and no one was happy. It has been a month since Fusion came back to Earth, and a bunch of crazy shit happened since then.

Firstly he finally got to see his parents again, which was a merely okay experience if he was being honest. His dad seemed to care more about where he was all those years instead of showing any signs of missing his own son. His mom on the other hand gave him hugs, kisses and all that sappy shit you see in every old drama movie.

Another thing that happened was that since he took all of his bits over to Earth (which are made out of pure gold by the way), he was able to sell his bits to make a shit ton of paper and with that money he brought himself a house. His parents didn't seem too happy with him moving out a week after getting to see him again, but Fusion on the other hand just wanted a place of his own. Thankfully his parents didn't question him too much on how he got all that money, he just told them that he brought the money off eBay.

After moving into his own house, he got straight into unpacking all of his horse shit including the Daring Do book collection from Dashie, a black tarantula pet from Fluttershy which he called "Reggin", a self stitched pig plushie from Rarity which he called "Bert" and the necklace which he got from Twilight. He wasn't planning on transforming into a horse on Earth, but it was the only thing which he got from Twilight to remember her by.

Fusion was also able to get a job as a math teacher, after threatening to stub the principle's toe with a watermelon if he didn't get the job of course. He didn't really care about the money anymore, but it was still nice to say "I GOT A JOB MOM AND DAD! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET?!".

So yea, his life right now is normal which is saying a lot since he not too long ago returned from a world filled with colorful talking cartoon girly horses. He very quickly grew accustomed to living in his own house, since he did the same thing back in Equestria. His daily routine pretty much went like this. Get up, eat, go to work, return from work, cum, eat, go to bed. Repeat the cycle everyday and you have Fusion's life in a nutshell. Before you ask "WHAT HAPPENED TO ICY, YA FAGGOT?!"... well....

Fusion unlocked the door to his house, his coat drenched by the rain. He opened his door and went inside his house, thankfully warm and rain free. He took off his coat and hanged it up, random drops of rainwater dripping from it's sleeves and onto the floor.

"You're home already?" A feminine voice said, coming from the kitchen "Did you sneak out of work or something?"

"Nah, they let me go home early cause I told them that I had tit cancer. They didn't even question me and let me go home" Fusion said, heading into the kitchen

His house was two stories tall, the bottom floor having the living room, dinning room and kitchen whilst the top floor had the bathroom, his bedroom, a spare bedroom and fuck about room where he could do whatever the fuck he wanted. He entered his dinning room which was connected to his kitchen. The first thing he laid his eyes upon was his girlfriend doing the dishes.

"You should really stay at work idiot, how did you even come up with that name? Tit cancer...." Icy said, putting one plate aside to dry

Or should I say, marefriend.

"My mind is fucked, thats how" Fusion responded, walking up to icy to place a kiss on her cheek "And you just have to deal with my fucked up mind"

"I really do wonder sometimes why I even bothered sneaking onto Earth after you" Icy said, placing a kiss on Fusion's cheek

"Well obviously you did it cause you're crazy obsessed with me, duh" Fusion said with a wink

Icy simply rolled her eyes and continued doing the dishes, Fusion taking a seat by the table.