HORSEMASK!!! In Equestria

With a huff Twilight stared at the plaza before her as the man with the weird pony mask, honestly it didn't look anything like a pony it was too weird, finished his weird religious tirade. He was preaching really oddly, something about a god of music and never giving ponies up? His entire thing was so weird. The weirdest part was the rumors that had sprung up though, because a lot of them said he was running something called "Little Ceaser's Slasher's Pizzeria"? Honestly, she didn't even know what the food he made was.

Nonetheless, Celestia had asked her to investigate, especially after what Luna called the M🍑💨N Incident. The M🍑💨N incident, she told herself, but no matter whatever she did it still came across as M🍑💨N and even the m🍑💨n was said like that now. How, why, or even to what level it had managed this not even Discord allegedly knew. So, as such, it was her duty to investigate.

That didn't change the level of irritation the princess or Twilight felt at this change, though no other pony had noticed. As such, Twilight was rather steamed as she made her way towards the street the pizza parlor was on. Distracted and completely oblivious to what was happening around her, she did not notice someone approaching. Horse Mask swiftly kicked a small rock towards her and the lavender pony faceplanted in the dirt with a rather loud "OOMPH".

He nodded sagely and spoke, "I remember the OOMPH, a wonderous noise for when your 🍆 is being used. Sadly, my meme stick has not been touched since the last time this happened." He sadly wiped away a tear that was falling from the mask's eye and watched Twilight force herself up off the ground. The lavender pony shook her head accidentally smacked Pinkie, who was approaching Horse Mask and caused her to blindly collide with Horse Mask's groin.

The pink mare blushed and started giggling, "Sorry!" She giggled harder as he remained stock still, "The pizzas are ready!" Pinkie took off running down the street towards the parlor. Twilight turned to stare at Horse Mask for a couple of seconds before finally speaking.

"Why would you do that?" she asked.

"I saved you," Horse Mask took to a knee and stared at the ground, placing his hand over the eyes of his mask. "A dangerous assassin aimed for your life and you faced great danger." He nodded slowly and hummed, "Yes, great danger."

Twilight stared at the rock and then looked back at Horse Mask, "Great danger?" She muttered this quite loudly and Horse Mask suddenly froze to stare up at her, looking dead into her eyes and she stared back. horse Mask's soulless stare caused her to shiver and slowly move back away from him. Something told her something very dangerous was about to happen.

"Are you mocking me?" Horse Mask said with a whisper, causing his deep baritone to shake Twilight's very bones as a cold chill went down her spine. "If you are mocking me..." he drawled off and looked up to the sun and then flopped the mask heavily to face her, "you will see your own doom so quickly..." Twilight shivered as a trickle of yellow liquid flowed down her leg at the very essence of fear travelled through her and Horse Mask walked off backwards, staring at her as he disappeared around the corner.

She shook her head to clear her confusion and shook her leg in attempts to dry it before slowly continuing down the street and looking around. The street was bustling with ponies and none of them seemed to notice her, despite her fame, and she arrived the parlor easily enough. The parlor itself was dark and silent aside from the single light towards the back. As with most stores in Ponyville, the doors were not locked despite it being closed for there were no ponies stealing.

She entered the parlor as silently as she could and peered into the darkness only to hold back a scream of pure terror when she noticed the object closest to the door. It was a large bipedal figure, much like Horse Mask, but it wore a strange shirt of red and green in stripes. Atop it's head was a ratted out hat, a few burnt holes in it. Beyond that was a disfigured face, the dull light making it look far worse. It slowly turned to face her and she scrambled away.

A few chairs crashed to the floor and she felt herself breathing heavily before she realized it hadn't elected to follow her. Several parts of the floor shone in a dark red, reflecting the dull light of the shop. Slowly, she pulled herself to her hooves and looked around once more, noticing three other creatures. Two of them were quite different from the first, one wore a dark zipped up suit with a strange white face, while the other wore a jacket with a white mask. She recognized the hockey mask while the last one looked exactly like the one near the front of the store, claws and all. She blinked and realized she must have been seeing something, for it was Horse Mask in all his beatific glory walking towards her.

The one wearing the hockey mask suddenly charged at her and bore down, staring her dead in the eyes. Twilight, in that moment, froze as a large blade extended towards her and stopped in front of her face. Panting heavily she turned and stared at Horse Mask, her eyes screaming for help. He shrugged and his glorious baritone voice echoed across the parlor.

"Don't worry, Jason doesn't kill you if you don't have any ambition."

"Or ignorance," a voice that sounded suspiciously like the False Sun. Horse Mask nodded sagely once more, the smell of burning sage filled the parlor as he shrugged suddenly and spoke, "Indeed, though wanting to live is an ambition." The bipedal creature went to swing and Horse Mask clapped his eyes, realizing the sun had set and more light was now needed in the parlor. Jason vanished and Twilight was staring at a crowd of ponies all eating some sort of circle food. She blinked and realized she was now sitting down in a chair.

"So," Horse Mask spoke in his absolutely amazing voice, "What'll it be?"

"What the-" a very loud honking noise cut off whatever she said next and there was a brilliant flash of red, though it seemed every knew what she had said as various dishes, food and even tables fell to the floor with a very loud crashing noise. Several ponies gasped and some fell to the floor, unconscious. When she faced Horse Mask, the bottom jaw on his Mask had reached halfway to the floor in utter shock as he let out a long drawn out gasped and finally spoke, though the mask remained dropped.

"What did you just say, mothahfuckair?" he asked, his deep baritone voice shaking her very bones as her teacher, who had apparently been in the room approached. The False Sun shoved the lavender one out of the way, her eyes shaking and her body shaking.

"Good morning to you! Good morning to you!
We’re all in our places With sun-shiny faces~!"

The False Sun glanced off to the side, a man in a crisp black suit stared back with a bright grin to his mouth but an evil glare to his eyes, a thumbs up directed at her as she let out a slight sigh of relief. As she did this, twilight let out a yelp as something brushed against her, it felt oddly warm and greasy. When she turned, it was a floating pizza with an evil face on it. The creature let out a loud cackle before the False Sun suddenly realized outside was getting light.

She brought one of her hooves to her fore leg and pushed back the coat of it to reveal an arm. It was large, larger than one could possibly believe, and heavily muscular with many thick pulsing veins through it. A matt of hair was pushed down by an ornate light pink watch with purple one's face on it and the words "My Little Pony" were revealed to Horse Mask. He stared and nodded at the time, it was indeed morning. The coat rolled back down.

Ignoring the man in the crisp black suit and it's giant H on the front holding an empty pizza box, they all rushed outside and the False Sun gasped. "Oh no, the Sun is Rising!" Several of the ponies turned towards her and Twilight frowned.

"If the sun can rise on it's own, why do you raise it?" Twilight asked.

The False Sun looked her dead in the eye as a large golden circle on fire crawled up on the horizon, a cloud of fire raising from it's loudly screaming mouth. "You smell like asparagus, first off, and I don't trust it," she said with a dead squint and an angry look to her face. As she said this, Horse Mask removed his binoculars and focused on the sun. He saw a small golden statue on fire and nodded.

The False Sun stared back at the sun, it's brilliant light shining down on the land. "I don't trust the look of that sun."