When Life Gives You Rainbows

After what seems like so much fantasizing, you're in a rather deep trance at this point. You are fully enthralled by your thoughts of Dashie's mane in the wind, as well as cuddling and kissing her. This state of intense relaxation gets interrupted by the pony you are thinking about entering the room with a package containing some bottles of cider.

"Sorry, I took a bit longer than expected," she says, seeming a little bit annoyed. "It's a pretty long story." She rips the package open using her hooves and then grabs two bottles. She bites the cap off of two bottles and lends one to you. You're not used to having hooves instead of hands, so you have to be a little bit careful not to spill your drink, but things still work out.

"So, Anon, how are things today?" she asks enthusiastically. You hesitate to answer. You've been through some unbelievable things today, and she'd think you're crazy. Though, she does live in a magical world, so such things may make sense to her.

"I woke up, and suddenly I'm a pegasus. Went back to sleep, Fluttershy's cottage, practiced flying, passed out, then ended up here." Dashie looks a bit confused, but seems to kind of believe you. You take a sip of your cider, while Rainbow takes a few big gulps.

You ask how she's been today, and she answers with, "Things have been going alright today. All I've really been doing was napping and a bit of flying today, nothing special." Considering the nature of Rainbow, it really is nothing special, but you can't help but be as interested as ever in what she has to say.

You give her a smile and she notices, but she doesn't seem to mind nearly as much as when you did the same previously. She finishes her cider and then goes for another, which she takes one big gulp of before giving the cider a small break.

After about 30 minutes of hanging out with each other in silence, having no topics to talk about and drinking cider together, Rainbow seems to have started to feel drunk. She starts to act very tired and clumsy, like people are when they're drunk. She starts smiling at you, but you don't take it seriously because she's had a lot of cider, even though you really want to take it seriously. She begins to wrap her arm around you, which then leads to cuddling. Again, she probably doesn't actually feel this way, but you really like what she's doing to you. You start hugging her tightly, and she responds with the same thing.

It's not long until she begins to caress the back of your head with her hooves, putting her mouth to yours. It's a dream come true. You're kissing the one and only Rainbow Dash. You both do this for about 15 seconds, until Dashie pulls back. "Anon, I'm really tired. I think it's time for me to get some sleep." You give her an affectionate smile and tell her that it's alright.

"Can I sleep with you, Dashie?" you ask softly. She then pulls you close to her with a warm embrace, implying that yes, you have been permitted to sleep with her. The both of you, very relaxed, try to get some sleep together.

It's the most comfortable bed you've ever been in, and you're sleeping with the most beautiful thing to exist. It's by far the best night you've ever had. She opens her eyes halfway to say one more thing. "Tomorrow morning, things are gonna get awesome.