Cloaked In Red

Seeing as though I fell asleep again, and to find that a fuckin portal to god knows where is right in front of me, and yes it looked like the gateway to hell, nothing special.

I'm a carefree guy, and usually, I don't give a fuck when life throws shit at me, it's quite funny actually. But, nonetheless, right now I'm staring at a sickly black and red misty cunt of a portal that randomly decided to pop out of know where and said "Hi, I'm here to wreck your day, ya cunt" and then it started sucking shit in, oh and did I mention that I was getting sucked in also? Wow, what a shocker, fuck sake.

And right now you're probably thinking, where the fuck are we? or where am I? Well to tell you the truth, WE ARE IN A FUCKIN SWIRLY FUCKIN VORTEX! Pardon my shouting but, I had to get that off my chest otherwise someone is going to get their head put through a fuckin wall and up Lenny's asshole.

Right, where is the fuckin exit, ah, there it is, I see a light up ahead and that looks like the way out, I surge forward and dive out of the vortex and was heading towards the ground really fast, well, nothing I can't handle, but who the fuck plants a portal in the fuckin sky, why not on the ground? I swear to god if I find out who was the cunt that did this they're going to enjoy being my pet for the fuckin day.

Faster and faster, towards the ground. To reduce the damage and strain it would put on my body from this height I put my hands out in front of me and channelled my demonic energy and slowly my body began to slow down.

I landed somewhat near a castle with a broken bridge. And why the fuck does everything look so bright and colourful over to the north, and it's dark and gloomy over here, but just look at the colour contrast, like Jesus fucking Christ, it's like a five-year-old just tried to use photoshop on a canvas but failed miserably.

Anyway, my best bet for shelter is that broken down castle over there, I didn't need to use any energy at all since my body was already enhanced anyway, good thing I have all my stuff when I got sucked into the cunt lol.

I jumped, without any effort and landed on the other side. Walking towards the castle, I noticed a very feminine but musky laugh that sounded out throughout the bloody place. Huh, surprised this place still has an echo when it has fallen apart.

"Knock Knock" I shouted then kicked the door and it flew forward and shattered, haha this place is falling apart, I think I'll go look for a room that isn't covered in moss and ready to fall and smash my head in.

Walking towards the castle, I noticed a very feminine but musky laugh that echoed throughout the bloody place.

Then another laugh ringed out, "Yo, if you keep laughing like that you're going to dislocate your fuckin jaw," I shouted with amusement.

"Oh really? That's not something you would say to your superior." The voice sounded out again, seeming to come from the black mist had surrounded the place.

"Haha, for a voice like that I wouldn't mind you being my superior, sexy." I grinned, then heard laughs and giggles sounding throughout the castle, then a black form appeared out of nowhere as she revealed herself.

"Haven't met something so otherworldly in a long time, you look pretty cute, for a human" she chuckled, "Your not bad yourself, Lady;" I said while walking up without any fear of course, and faced her, while she smiled at me with a toothy grin and only reaching up to my nose in height. "Tell me sexy, what is your name?" I said and smiled with a mischievous glint in my eye. "I am Nightmare Moon, and if you keep calling me that I might just straddle you, but, tell me human, why are you not surprised of my body, and that I am not the same species of you". Nightmare asked honestly.

"Well, I've seen a lot of things, such as demons that looked like a deformed cunt that was in the sun too long, so I'm pretty hard to be surprised, also names Dante" I winked at her and she blushed a bright crimson. "W-well what are you doing in my castle?" she stuttered and which I found really cute.

"Your castle? Sorry Nighty, but your castle is kinda falling to bits" I said with honesty. "W-well this c-castle has been h-here for a long time" she yet again stuttered like a school girl on her first day. She is so adorable, "Well, I just arrived in this world and I kinda did some free fallin shit and landed outside here, and was in need of a room to stay in if that's ok milady" I bowed and took her hand and kissed it, this also made her blush in an instant.

"L-let's get going sh-shall we?". she said embarrassedly. I followed her throughout the castle, and my vision leered down to an area that most males loooove to look at, which is her ass.

I kept on staring to the point where I had been spotted while she turned around and was blushing but even redder this time, she quickly turned around when I noticed her looking at me.

We finally got to the door, it had a weird symbol on it, it looked like a moon with dark purple surrounding it. "Here we are, my bed chambers" she said still eyeing me with a blush.

"Ok, that's cool, I don't mind sleeping with you" I grinned a lustful grin, while she blushed furiously "We are not doing anything dirty, I'm only being nice or do you want me to be the mare I really am?" she glared at me, but I only returned the favor with a nice smile with bedroom eyes "I wouldn't mind, but since I'm so tired I guess I'll just sleep for now" I yawned with my arms outstretched making loud popping noises.

"Yes well, if you do try anything I'll personally rip one of your balls off and make you deep throat it" She smiled evilly. She pushed the door open while we both walked inside.

I walked and dive bombed the bed and got on my side, while Nighty here didn't look amused, "Party pooper" I said while she deadpanned "Just go to sleep, otherwise I'll feed you to the Timberwolves". She grinned while also getting into bed alongside me, both of our bodies were touching and it looked like Nighty was having trouble getting it together, while me on the other hand, welllll........I was fast asleep.