Cloaked In Red

After waking up, which is a surprise for me since I wake up around three in the bloody afternoon, but actually from where the sun was shining it looked to be about seven, I think.

Anyway, I got out of bed, and walked over to the gear I took off and left them on the dusty floor, yes I know it was a bad idea since my clothes and equipment is covered in dust, but that's easily fixable.

And It looks like Nighty is waking up, "Yo, Nighty, you waking up?" I asked. While she remained half awake. It was pretty funny actually, I was almost about to burst until she looked at me funny, like really funny. Like, I actually don't have a clue, I mean yes right now she looks like a tomato, but she is staring at my lower...half, heh. I looked down as well, to see that morning glory had set upon this land to grace it. So, basically I had a huge boner, and yes my dick is pretty big.

But, all she could do was just stare and gawk at it. And even saw a few droplets fall out of her mouth. "If you keep staring at it like that I might have to do something," I said with an evil smirk.

"PUT SOME BUCKING CLOTHES ON" She shouted, making my ears ring, but I was slightly laughing at the little display she had going. and what the fuck does buck mean? Is it their worlds way of swearing? So buck is like fuck, huh, questions for later.

Anyway, I walked over to the clothes and equipment I left on the floor last night and picked them up. Five minutes later and I was done, with all my clothes on and Rebellion on my back with my two pistols Ebony and Ivory on my sides.

"So, what are we going to do, Nighty?" I asked looking across the room to her "Seen as though you have seen me in my boxers and with a added bonus".

"Well, w-we were going to meet the residence, but since they don't like me, at all, I will change forms to look like a regular pony, but with similar traits. Also, that nickname should work."

Nighty got out of bed and picked up her garments, and put them in a safe place, then she used some type of spell and transformed into a smaller pony, but with a darker blue hair and without it's etherealness. Same with her tail, her coat was a black.

"Well, how do I look?" She said with earnest. "You still look beautiful, but I'll be honest, I like your true form better" I grinned. She blushed, and we both walked out to the hall of the castle, and about five minutes later we were already outside the castle, and did I mention that she didn't have wings and only a horn? Because while I ran and jumped over, she just simply and lazily teleported over.

Walking through the thick forest we could hear a lot of growling and animals frolicking about, we didn't pay much mind to it, since none of the beasts in this forest could touch me, before getting sliced to pieces.

We both saw a light and we quickened our pace towards the somewhat exit. And as we came out of the forest all we saw was hills and hills then, we saw a little dainty town that looked too colourful for my liking, but I think Nighty over here was used to it.

We were nearly there, while I was running at a quick pace over the hills, while Nighty was teleporting which was bullshit. We kept our pace anyway, and so far we made it past the sign but we abruptly stopped.

"Well, let's see if the ponies are scared of a human;" I said whilst walking through the town. Nighty just nodded and carried on. Almost all of the ponies stopped what they were doing, and were staring at me, not Nighty, though.

Probably because I had weapons on me as well, We started on walking but then a group of multicoloured ponies appeared two with horns but one of them having wings as well, two others with just wings, and two others with absolutely nothing.

It came to my attention that Nighty wasn't taking too kind to seeing these ponies, like at all, she kept an angry look on her face, and mostly towards the purple one, but when she noticed she looked at me, her face softened and calmed down.

The purple one was like four feet in front of us.

"Hello, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, nice to meet you, but please tell me you're not going to destroy the town like the last of them."

I replied with "No, I'm not here to harm the residence or anyone at all, I've just come here seeking shelter since I did just pop out of a fucking vortex that took me from my own world and planted me in some five-year-old's dream."

The purple one, Twilight was it, was the most shocked out of the group, "So you're telling me that you came from another world?" She said with shock evidence in her eyes, but what was weird that she had a weird grin on her face the entire time.

"Yes, that is exactly what I'm talking about." I laughed but a bit freaked out that she's smiling like that.

"So you're an alien then?" the blue one asked and I replied, "Yes, that is correct skittles."

"HEY!" the blue one shouted. "Would you like to come in the castle and have some tea while we ask you questions?" She asked with a big grin on her face.

"Yeah that's fine with me, I don't mind asking any questions, but if were having tea I'd like three sugars to please and a Strawberry Sundae".

The pink one's eyes lit up and she darted, a cloud of smoke was left with a trail. "How did she?" I asked honestly weirded out. "Don't ask, it's better to leave it off as Pinkie being Pinkie, otherwise you might have an aneurysm".

We all carried on walking well, I was walking they were trotting, I'm surprised they don't hurt their own hooves.