Cloaked In Red

Well, we finally got to the castle, and Jesus fucking Christ it was big, but not as big as my dick, though it was a nice castle, to say the least, wouldn't mind taking a stroll, but I'll be honest, has anyone noticed that the bathroom at the top window is completely translucent and you can see right through it, I can just imagine Twilight sitting on the shitter while everyone is staring.

"So, this is it right?" I asked Twilight while looking at her, "Yes, this is it, it's a bit big for my liking but oh well".

Then the white one finally speaks up, "Darling, I was wondering were on Equis did you find those clothes, they look simply divine, can I take some measures? I would love to make a new strapping species some clothes!" She said, with emphasis on the word "Strapping".

"I'm sure your into some type of SnM, also don't forget BDSM, Christ," I said with a bit of a chuckle, while everyone was confused, but for some reason, Nighty was blushing again, ah so she get's it hahaha.

“Anyway, about that question of yours, I don’t mind getting my measurements took, but right now I don’t have any money on me, I’m pretty much broke. But, honestly I don’t mind, just whenever I’m not busy, just ask me over and I’ll do just that for you.” I said honestly.

“Thank you Darling, I will definitely take you up on that, besides where your going, you don’t need money” She said with a weird creepy glint in her eye, and suddenly I knew what she was letting on.

“Um, I need an adult?” I said scared.

“I am an adult, Darling.” she giggled into her hands.

"Well, anyway, let's open the doors shall we," She said while emitting a lavender glow on her horn and the doors, then the doors opened.

We all walked in while I was focused more on the building structure, but the rest of them were just walking and talking. "So, where did you come from?" Twilight asked with hope in her eyes.

"I will explain to you all on where I came from, but I will withhold some information because it is private, sorry".

"Ay, where did Pinkie Pie go," The orange one asked, but now that I think about it, where the fuck did she go? "Yeah, where did the pink one go?" I asked out of confusion.

One of the tiles on the floor was rattling, we all stopped and I was the first to get into defensive, whatever it was I was ready. It kept on rattling and rattling, then it exploded with confetti, also I fell on my ass despite the surprise of the pink one now in front of my face with a Strawberry Sundae.

"How the fuck did you do that?" I said with fear, no one gets's past Pinkie Pie.

"Well, when you said you wanted a Strawberry Sundae I went and got it for you silly!" she giggled.

Well, I guess they were right, never question the Pink Menace. But I was pretty happy, though, I had my Strawberry Sundae, also, I have no Idea where she got the spoon from, she just sported it out of her hair.

While I was quietly eating my Sundae with gusto, Nighty looked like she has warmed up a bit with Twilight and her friends, after explaining that they also like the night, which made Nighty very happy.

"Also, what I want to know is how the fuck do you guys hold objects when your hoofs have nothing to grab on". I wondered if the stallions could masturbate with their hooves, oh god that is the weirdest thing I've ever fuckin thought about.

"Well we have little microbes that are a part of our hooves, that's how we get friction to keep the objects up". Twilight said with a happy smile.

"Hmm, interesting," I said with a lot of thought in my eyes. But we carried on walking and finally, we were met with two double solid doors that were the twice the size of me.

Twilight yet again used her magic or whatever to open the doors, and I was slightly pleased that there was a throne with a nice comfy pillow on top of it.

So the next thing you know is that I'm sprinting towards the chair and did a back flip and landed on the soft ass cushion.

Everyone was confused on why I did this, while I sat there with a fat grin on my face that says it all.

"This is the most comfiest cushion I've ever sat on in my entire life, now bow to me mortals, or face my wrath!" I said with a huge grin on my face.

Some of them had grins on their faces, while Nighty and Twilight also the Blue one and the Pink menace where laughing.

"You see, that's why everyone loves me because I'm awesome". I said with a confident grin.

"That's debatable," Said Nighty, while giggling.

"Also, can you get out of my chair to please" Said Twilight and was also giggling.

"Yeah yeah, I will one sec," I said also jumping off and doing a front flip and a combat roll, on the floor.

"Show off," Skittles said.

"Aw, it's ok Skittles, just some people aren't good enough to be like me" I laughed.

"HEY, can you stop calling me that, what the Hay does that mean anyway". She asked looking pissed off, while I was laughing.

"You will find out when you're older," I said with mischief.

Anyway, we all sat down in our seats, while I just stood next to Twilight and Nighty.

"So, first question, where did you come from?" Twilight asked.

"I came from the planet Earth, a planet in the Milky Way Galaxy". She paused trying to think if she could locate where the Milky Way Galaxy actually was. She started writing notes extremely fast with a grin.

"Why do you carry that sword on your back and two weird looking things on your sides". Twilight yet again asked.

"This sword here, is called Rebellion, and these two pistols are called Ebony and Ivory and why I have them all the time, well because I like to keep the things I love close, this sword was from my dad, while I made these two bad girls, which I'm pretty proud of, if you want to see them in action, I will, later," I said.

"Aww man I really want to see the-" Skittles was cut short while the castle it's self rocked like a bomb had hit it, but all we could hear was the cries of the towns ponies and a demonic sqeel.

I, however, sprung to action and ran through the castle, towards the doors and barged it open to see that the town was being attacked by demons, and at the center was a huge horse looking thing, that reminded me of a Nuckelavee. A Nuckelavee is a horse-like demon from Orcadian mythology that combines equine and human elements. It has its origins in Norse Mythology and is the most horrible of all the demons of Scotland's Northen isles.

"Well, let's see how long these cunts last against me, Jackpot!".