The Death Of TheJollyOldPub [Comedy]

Once apon some fucking time in 2017 cause honestly I dunno why I am writing this anyway, there was a little discord server

called "TheJollyOldPub". Discord is a voice service built around something called the Wumpus where it constantly creepily stares into your soul and vigorously watches over everything you type. The server is one of the many servers present on the platform, there is quite a variety on there which range from anime to games to expand dong memes. Sometimes I get genuinely concerned with the types of content I see on the service on a day by day basis.

There were many people in there of all kinds, some mental, some I don't fucking know who they are honestly. Things were always different in there, mental shit was always happening that involved dankest memes and possibly some of the worst jokes you've ever seen in your life. I mean seriously, sometimes there is this Jolly twat who constantly makes possibly the worst jokes of all time and I am PERSONALLY, going to kill him after writing this bloody fanfic. So generally things are quite normal for people of this type, considering we're all in this fandom. People continously come and go from the server, it's generally at it's peak whenever Jolly is streaming the creation of his saus filmmaker death. It's some proper terrible shite that generally involves ponies constantly beating the shit out of each other and screaming into each other's souls... That is so fucked when I think about it now, I mean like loads of ponies have had their ears absolutely destroyed in the making of these videos, call the RSPCA on this little twat now! What an asshole!

Today was just a typical day in the server, Jolly was making shit jokes, Rainbow was screaming about recordings and rigs while Click was slowly regretting life and wanting to die. Don't question him, he kinda always says that he wants to die or is on about a new graphics card or some shit like that, I mean hell, I had to play a game about dik on dik contact in a fucking online multiplayer environment. That experience was 100% the most traumatising shit I have ever gone through...

ANYWAY! Today was going to be different as Jolly had some absolutely (fucking terrible) awesome ideas to increase everyone's mood and have some GREAT BANTER. He had recently signed up for FimFiction and decided to go browsing. However there was one major problem with what he was doing, other than just being on the site for fucks sake, he had the Mature filter DISABLED so yeah... We all know what kinda fucked up shit was due to happen afterwards.