The Death Of TheJollyOldPub [Comedy]

After browsing extensively for a solid period of about 5 minutes cause it really ain't that hard to find some

of that hardcore good succ on here, seriously it ain't that hard, Jolly was able to find some great succ for everyone to enjoy. He proceeded to call in the server into his (dungeon) room for some "fun"... Why do people honestly listen to that sod?

The crowds gathered of about 7 people in Jolly's Realm for some of that quote on quote "fun", just saying that shit back just fucking scares me cause seriously the stuff that goes on in that realm creeps me out. *coughs* I MEANT TO SAY, the server gathered, anticipating possibly some of the most random bollocks of all time as Jolly kinda has a reputation for shit jokes as I have said previously. He proceed to exclaim that he had found a "spicy fic" for everyone to read- 0_0 just why... Whenever Jolly goes browsing around on these kinds of sites, it is always destined to lead to absolute chaos so yeah, kinda would've been a good idea for people to start getting concerned at this point. Oh wait, these are people in that server so that kinda explains why they wanted to stay and listen to that git read this fucked up stuff... I already regret telling this story...

Excitement rose as people became hyped for the cheesiest reading of all time, Click became explicit as fuck and horny as hell, Insanity and Sophie began to question their lives as to what was happening, they were currently spending their free time listening to a British pleb read a clopfic about succ! Sophie turned to Insanity with a virtual expression of concern and said "Insanity, I really think we should fucking book our asses out of here now", No response.

Jolly began to read the fanfic in a deep, manly, gay voice cause reasons. He began to read the fic in grave detail, reading how the succ began between Sunset and Rainbow Dash as they headed for the bathroom to prepare to "administer" the good succ and fun times. Everyone just fucking died and began dying of extreme laughter, questioning their livelihoods and what they're doing. Personally if I was in this situation, I would've smashed Jolly's skull in with the penetrator from Saint's Row, don't ask how I got one, I'm a figment of imagination I can do what I want.

He continued to read, everyone continuing to laugh increasingly more violently until they got to the "climax" of the story in which Sunset became to #touchtehtiddy. At which point practically everyone just passed the fuck out from laughing, I was just listening the whole time, continuously questioning life and slowly inching this invisible 44 magnum closer to my skull in regret of life.

So yeah, There's the story! That's how everyone in TheJollyOldPub discord server fucking died and went to memeven where they were stuck listening to Damn Daniel and PPAP for the rest of their lives. The moral of the story children, is to not act like a total Bellend on FimFiction.

Seeya Soon