In Death's Door

Just walking through a forest with no company and a torch, I wonder who is behind these attacks. I have nothing for self defence and all I can pretty much do is run or bitch slap them across the face. I'd rather not do that just in case anything happens to me. I can hear noises somewhere, kind of like bigfoot. Why is it that they call it the scary forest. That is the dumbest name I would think of. I hate this. Wait, what is that? A door? Why is there a door in the middle of the god damn forest? I open it to see what is inside and it was like another world. So dark and the smell coming from it smells like a pub with farting pigs and people. I knew one thing for sure, I don't like the fact that this door has a terrible presence coming from it and the room has no lights at all. I decide to enter the dark realm for retards and adventured what lies beyond these walls. I could not see a thing. No wonder, NO GOD DAMN LIGHTS!

Anyway, as I got further through the dark room, I could see a door on the other side with a light. WAT!? Why one light? Curiosity was getting the best of me and I couldn't stop myself to see what this next dark door has to offer......