In Death's Door

After entering that first door, I ask myself 'why is this a thing'? Is this the true feeling of terror in my heart? Just because this is a creepy hallway with pictures across the wall, doesn't make me stop adventuring this chain of tortures. I love my life right now and  I certainly do not think this is scary. That was sarcasm people, sarcasm. I already seen what the first door had and now I feel like I want to do this forever and ever for some reason. (SERIOUSLY?) My life is totally better by the second. What is this? A trail of blood running across the floor? Looks fresh and brown. I'm confused! Why would blood be brown? A strange animal I haven't seen before? Yeah right, no such thing. Or is there? Just looking up to the darkness, it gives me diarhea! Oh my god, what the hell is that thing? IT'S HUGE LIKE A TITAN FROM 'ATTACK ON TITAN!' I'm getting out of here. Screw this! I then start running for the next door, soon noticing that another single light showed up. The monster was way behind because it was as fat as a cloud full of shite. Entering the next room was a sight of relief....