1st P.O.V

Bliss.

That is what I felt now. Utter beautiful bliss. Water up to my chest submerged in a warm bubbley state. I finally got that filth out of my fur and mane. There are perks to having a coat of fur, however like most things there are limitations as well. One is that it’s a fucking pain to get stuff out of it. No matter what it substance it is, it will stick to you and gets clunked up in knots. I so miss the feeling of having just a few hairs and just getting a cloth to wipe away the mess. At least magic is a concept in this world thank god.

Seriously it’s an awesome thing to have. Using a hidden force to bend to your will like telekinesis to grab some soap and just your mind. Obviously it’s a bit more then just thinking and it will happen. Wish it did though. Still though I do miss having hands and fingers to hold things. I don’t get how ponies can just open door handles designed for a human with just their sodden hoof. You’ll never guess how though. Seriously this world RUNS on magic. Science can’t explain it? Magic can, cause why the fuck not. I still don’t understand it half the time and I’m a unicorn that graduated from uni recently. Got a graduation certificate with my name written all over it. Won’t lie University life in Equestria is awesome.
Getting fucked up on alcohol every weekend, meeting new ponies and stressing out on assessments. Well scratch that last part actually, hate work. No one likes work, but I guess yeh gotta do it at some point. Now that I think about it. It’s pretty much like Uni on Earth, just with more magic and softness.
What I mean by softness is there’s barely any crime in Equestria, sure it exists but damn this country hasn’t had a war in 1000 years or so. That is some achievement there. Guess it’s got something to do with an alicorn that can move the fuckin sun and moon in that time, riot please nerf the sod. Too O.P.

I got out of the tub and levitated over a towel to start drying myself off. Wrapping my mane with another towel I pulled the plug letting all the water flow down the drain. I opened the bathroom door to look at the time on the wall in my room. Having a suite bathroom is pretty neat.
‘Couple hours to kill till I bail with the guys at that new club. Better be jammy. Who knows, I might get some company later’ I started to climb the small stage which held the large mirror and my various assortments that a fine young lady would need to prepare for a delightful evening. As in get smashed off my head on booze and getting sweaty in the club. Everyone has their ways to unwind, whether it is a hobby, family and friends or certain chemicals that help us to chill. No not drugs, drugs are a no no area.

Anyway it took me about 30 minutes to get myself sorted for tonight. Finally standing in front of the mirror was what I call perfection. A slim unicorn mare stood looking at me with her amber eyes. My black mane fell from my left side reaching just past my neck and covered my left eye with yellow streaks dotting about. The edges of my mane were sharp and to the point. Looking down at my white body I made sure to keep myself in shape. A slim contrast and curves in the right places cupped with a fair bit of muscle made me look like a goddess. Christ I forgot my ego was massive but there isn’t any other way to describe me without saying it. I get a lot of looks. Some of it is genetics but mostly you can change how you look. Lucky for me in pony world I tick all the right boxes. Even if the gender one is all ticked but never mind that.
A knock come from my door which I’m guessing is Silver.

“It’s open Silver!” shouting from across the room still looking and doing poses in front of the mirror.

“Madame, Dinner is Red….” I saw Silver aching an eyebrow whilst looking at me in a striking pose with my right hind leg stretched out and my left hoof on my chest.

Looking through the mirror at him “What? Just doing some posing”

“Never a dull moment Madame. But I’m afraid I must cancel Equestria’s next top model and inform her that dinner is ready”

Rolling my eyes as now he won’t let it go. “Silver I told mum and dad, and now I’m telling you. I ain’t modelling. Don’t want that paparazzi crap following me.” ‘I’ve had so many offers from ponies. I think I know how that shit works and no one uses me for political gain. Besides hate being in the spotlight.’

“A bit of harmless talk. Madame, your favourite dish is becoming cold however” He stood holding the door.

“Wild Flower Roast. Sign me up” Making my way through the door with Silver towards the dining hall. ‘Wild Flower Roast, various sorts of flowers, roast potatoes with peas and carrots dipped with a mint sauce. It’s weird that flowers have hold so much flavour. I won’t lie, when I first tried a flower it tastes like meat to me, a former human who’s now a herm pony, flowers taste like certain types of meat and no one doesn’t know. Daffodils taste like chicken for fucks sake. What twisted but beautiful world is this place?’

It would seem I was the first to arrive and sit at the dining table. The room was fairly big, a few chairs and sofas placed in the far corner, book shelves with the occasional family photo. Red seemed to be the theme in this room. Red carpets, red covers on the table cloth, basically red everywhere but whatever I didn’t design it. I can still see the slight hole in the corner I made as a filly where I was like 5 I think, I used to much magic and my horn was glowing so I ran to mum crying and panicking, mum trying to comfort me but at the time I wasn’t thinking straight so I speared the poor wall to death resulting in a small hole with burnt edges. It was by that time that I got my cutie mark, looking now was a supernova of various colours surrounded by an electric blue ring. I’ve heard from other ponies that it was somewhat difficult to find your talent. Erm, no it wasn’t. It was just something your good at and you love doing. For some reason ponies couldn’t get it into their heads, guess me being former human helps. But yeah I have a knack for enchanting it would seem. Using complex shapes and ley lines etched with magic into objects was just second nature to me. Not many ponies can do this so it’s sorted after highly so it works for me on the business side.

“Aww there’s my little Spark”. I turned to see the pony I have called mum for the 21 years of my pony life. I will never forget the woman who birthed me on Earth but I have long accepted this is like a second chance in life.

The pony in front of me was now in her middle age but you couldn’t tell from looking at her. Her bright pink coat shined as she always kept herself clean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her dirty now I think about it. Her cream coloured mane was held up in a tight bun with some hair curling from her left side as to not obscure her blue eyes or as dad puts it her ‘endless ocean pearls’ which is just cringey really.

She came from behind and wrapped her front hooves round me which I gave a nuzzle to her. I dunno why nuzzling in pony culture is a thing, you really only do it to close ones and family. I chalk it up as instincts since we’re herd animals, well sentient now. “Hey mom, how was your visit to the hospital?”

She sighed as she sat across from me “Velvets doing ok, they just might have to operate on her leg from the accident” Velvet Sparkle and my mom Pearl Light go way back ever since my uncle Night Light married Velvet.

“She’ll pull through mom, heck she got turned into a cactus once by Twilight” Still finding the thought of suddenly becoming a plant in a pot terrifying. I hope Celestia has a close eye on my cousin since she moved to Ponyville 2 years ago. How many unicorns can alter your DNA structure with magic? Yeah not many I can tell you.

“That Twilight is something, and now that your cousin Shining Armor is getting a promotion to lieutenant soon. Speaking of doing something with their life, Spark”

I sighed. I knew she would bring this up. “Mom I told you I’m getting stuff sorted first, I’ve already had a few commissions in and done with”

“Yeah from your dad about enchanting armour with the castles blacksmith, what was his name again?”

“You mean Iron Forge?”

She nodded at me then a smirk had developed, I don’t like that look. “Didn’t you too like get it on?”

…..Subtle mom, really smooth. Yep that’s my pony mother for yeh. Use to her antics to try to ruffle me up I rolled my eyes at her “Guy is like 20 years older than me and it was business anyway when he offered me drinks at the bar.”

“Sooo not pleasure?” mom winking at me afterwards.

“Nope, you can’t talk anyway with how you met dad” My turn now.

Mom lit up like a red light and coughed into her hoof whilst trying not to look at me. “I can’t believe I told you that story”

“Told me? How’d yeh think I felt when I was fast asleep and yeh came in drunk as, bounced on my bed then told me how dad was so hulking and used other ‘ahem’ colourful words, from every single detail nailed down how you two met in an alley getting busy after a night club”

“Alright alright, you win can we change the subject please?”
Ha, me 1 – 0 mom.

“Sure, dunno what to though”

“Well how about that mess you’ve made in your workshop Missy, you are going to clean that up right?”

“Course I will, can’t now though I’m going out tonight with some friends”

“Oh? Who you going with hmm? Better not leave poor Silver to clean up again” she said it in a very sassy way.

“I’ll do it when I’m sober, can’t let Silver have all the fun. But no I’m going with Cloud, Stripe, Lemon and Lime tonight”

“Where are you going?”

“We’re checking out that new nightclub near the theatre, a few of my mates told me about it. Cloud has already been so we’re seeing it out”

“Oh, fair enough just, be safe dear.”

“Will do”

“Ahh there’s my beautiful girls” We turned to see the Commander of the Day Guard, Ash Lance. My dad in other words just smiling there, with Silver behind him.

“Hey honey” Mom spoke as Ash kissed her on her cheek and sat beside her on her right

“So what’s new then?”

“Well this stallion gets to keep his missus tonight and not sleep on the sofa” mom brushing his mane with her hoof.

“Thank god I'm out tonight” I mumbled under my breath
When your parents do the horizontal monster mash, that's when you know to bail.

.”What was that Spark?” Dad thinking I just insulted him with a sketchy tone

“Didn’t say anything dad” I smiled innocently. Seemed to work as Silver came back in with our dinner and placed in front of us.

The aroma filled the room in a pleasant sweet smell as the dish of wild flowers, glazed in honey with roast potatoes and cooked carrots with a pinch of rosemary did wonders to my senses.
Life is good.

I set off from an amazing dinner into the lit roads of Canterlot, the moon was bright with the stars and it was a fair bit chilly. I was supposed to meet my friends at the junction a couple blocks down the hill. It would seem that Canterlot had a structure of the richest at the top near the castle working your way down from the income. Apparently having your dad as the commander of the Day Guard meant we were very close to the gates of the castle meaning out of all my friends, I was apparently living in the highest of style, well besides the princesses. Now you’re probably thinking that holy shit, this girl got some dough. And yes I do but it comes with a price. This fucking society, is crazy. The nobles see me as a prize and I have had so many ‘advances’ on me from trying to set me up to marry their son or some other bullshit reason. ‘Preserve the noble bloodline, never taint it with common blood’. Some ponies are so fucking ignorant I just wanna knock em out with a right hook. It’s barbaric at times, thank Christ that it’s only some of the nobles. Most are decent folk but there’s always some to spoil it for others. The worst I’ve come across is Prince Blueblood, the creep won’t leave me alone ever since he set eyes on me like 11 years ago.

But anyway enough ramble I was about a block away and I could see them waiting for me on the bench.

Stripe was the only one not on the bench as she stood talking. Stripe as you have probably guessed it was a zebra. She had her mane in a sort of dreads ponytail as with her tail. She always wore her ivy banded necklace as she was pretty much the level headed of the group.

Cloud was a pale blue Pegasus talking to Stripe. She had a dark blue mane that was cut bare on the sides and hung down her back and face, think of what a Mohawk would look like if it wasn’t gelled up. She is always full of energy.

Now for the twins Lemon and Lime they had reverse colours in that Lemon had green mane and yellow fur and Lime was the complete opposite. Yellow mane and green fur. Both had the same hair style of parting except it was reversed for the other twin. Speaking of opposite their personality was different to each other in that Lemon was the shy timid one and Lime was brash and always spoke her mind. She got into trouble a fair few times due to it. Both the twins were in their own conversation too.

As I got a little closer I could hear Lime's voice
“I can’t believe you let that creep do that Lemon, if I wasn’t there to stop him”

“I’m, I’m sorry Lime. I didn’t mean for it to happen”

“Sigh, I know just be careful ok sis”

“Ok, I will do”

They both held hugged each other but Lime saw me approaching as she opened her eyes.

“Bout time yeh got here Spark”

The others turned to look at me.

“Sparkie!!” Cloud rushed to me and gave a brief hug.

“Glad you can join us” Stripe adding in.

“Hey guys, aint late am I?” I returned the hug to Cloud.

Lemon spoke in her quiet voice “Not really, you’re here now so that’s what matters”

“Well then, let’s get moving then” I’d started smirking at the thought of a great night out with my friends.
A little fact for all you out there in the known universe. I love a good drink wherever the location is I’m drinking at, I don’t give a damn. Gimme some of gods’ glorious chemical and ill nab it.

Speaking of nabbing I can see Cloud checking my flank out again. Out of the friends I’m with currently I’ve only slept with Cloud and that was because we were both horny and drunk as. I was so happy that she wasn’t looking for a relationship afterwards. I’m not exactly that material and I am crap when comforting someone because you rejected their feelings for yeh. Especially after a one night stand. Basically me and Cloud have an understanding in each other, we’re friends with benefits.

Cloud saw me looking at her and smiled back with a slight blush.

“See something yeh like Cloud?” I can tell she’s checking out the goods.
She walked right up to me and bumped her hip into mine.

“Wellll, it has been a while since we …. you know?” Cloud pausing whilst rubbing me with her left wing on my back. By god Pegasus feather are so soft and dexterous. Just think if fingers were more fluff but can be used for flight.

Unlucky for Cloud, Lime turned her head to answer in public “You mean buck right?”
We got some looks from passer-by’s and Cloud using her wing to hide her face in embarrassment.
Sigh, trust Lime to keep a lid on it.

“Lime please, we are in a public place. You really need to think before you say something” Stripe tutting at her. Lemon was just keeping quiet at this point.

“Oh come on, it doesn’t hurt anypony, right Cloud? And I know Spark doesn’t care about subtlety” Seeing Lime grinning at me, it made me giggle.
“Well I mind” Cloud pouting.

“Just tone it down for now Lime, we aint even drunk yet” I said whilst rolling my eyes.

Lime responded with her tongue pointing at me.

I leaned my head up to Cloud’s ear and whispered “Don’t worry. Next moment I see, that filly is getting a hook”

Me being that amazing making Cloud’s emotion do a complete 180 from a pout to a giggle. “Oh Sparkie. Your use of words is so funny. I never hear anypony speak like you do. Are you sure you grew up in Canterlot?”

That question threw me off a bit. “What…. Eh yeh, course I did” God if others knew of my actual life I had before this one. I shivered in thought. Apparently me doing that has caused Cloud to once again wrap her wing around me.

“Don’t worry Spark. I’ll keep you warm” Cloud doing her trademark smile causing me to return the gesture. Bless this filly.

“Cheers Cloud”

It took us about 10 more minutes to finally see what the place looked like from the outside. The grand theatre were many plays and operas were performed was just to the right of us. Looking up at the design I gotta say, ponies know how to do architecture. Guess their cutie marks help along with magic but still. If you have to say one negative thing though is that ponies have like a fetish for gold. Gold plated this and gold trimmed that. Guys there are other fucking materials you know. Gold is nice but don’t overuse it. Looking towards the end of the street was the new club.
Mostly a simple black glossy paint covered the entirety of the building with exceptions of flickering neon lights decorating the entrance. We could already hear the heavy waves of the house music emanating from the location. The sign in a bright white spelling out ‘Three Beats’ in fancy joined up font. The place looked OK but all of us sighed when we saw the line to get in. It started from the edge of the door to what looks like the street. By the time it took us to get in, it’ll take 40 minutes.

“Celestia damn it, I hate waiting” Lime stomping her hoof to the poor cobblestone street. Lemon jumping from her sister’s outburst. “Lime please calm down, we have to wait like everypony else” Lemon who I swear was an angel in a past life responded.

“Yeah but, ponyfeathers”. Lime took the lead heading towards the end of the line when I took a look at the bouncer.
Wait, is that? Holy shit, we might be able to go in VIP way
I scooted up to the earth pony. Now this pony was built to take on hits as it’s his job. A simple brown coat of fur with a short Mohawk for a mane. Green eyes looking at the clipboard. Presumably one with names on to let through. However he didn’t notice me. Better rectify that so I cleared my throat to get his attention.

“Sigh, no you cannot skip the line and no you can’t do any favours for me now move on” Not even looking up.

“Well fuck you yeh shit stain”

“What did you? …..Holy Celestia, Spark!” Him finally looking at me with his mouth open.

“You call?” My friends stood to the side looking at me from the side-lines.
I could tell he has been standing here for some time now as sweat had formatted on his brow.

Guess I should explain how I knew this sod. Years ago when I was about 14, I was walking back from visiting a friend so it was fairly late. The moon was high in the sky and it was fairly quiet, well I thought it was until someone shouted at me. When I was a teenager my magic was decent but no way near the level that I could defend myself against more than 2 opponents at the same time. I turned to see 4 ponies grinning at me, what they looked like specifically I don’t remember, but I could tell they were after one thing so I ran, and they chased me. If you have ever been chased maybe you have done a dumb and took a wrong turn without thinking as I did. I ended up down an alleyway which was cut off and I turned to see them closing in on me slowly. By that point I was crying but I stood my ground. I managed to knock out one with an empty bottle over the head but the Pegasus of the group charged me and held me down and smacked my horn, causing so much pain in my head which resulted in me not being able to focus to cast spells. I saw the others come up to me. I closed my eyes at that point as tears were streaming down my face. I’ve forgotten what they said over time, it was a blur and that point I had given up. But I waited and waited for something to happen until the weight on my chest that was being held down by the Pegasus stallion was no more. I got curios and saw a one of kind sights. A brown stallion had just appeared and started to beat the shit out of the remaining ones. I was over in a matter of seconds.
Without Brick Brown, I shudder to think what would have happened. After the scene we became great friends after that. We even went on a date afterwards and I insisted I pay for it. Well when I say a date I didn’t tell him until after we got our meal and he explained that he was gay. That bit shocked me until I told him that I was a herm then it was his turn to be shocked. After that we both decided to be good friends.
We hoofed bumped as he let me and my friends past him, the line was whining about this so I gave him a peck on the cheek and followed my friends.
As soon as I got in, holy shit this place was jumping. Ponies of various colours was mix mashed everywhere, with the occasional griffon, and was that a minotaur wearing UV paint?
Yep it was in the style of tribal tattoos over him, looks pretty awesome actually. I could see the others had gotten a booth at the back, I’m guessing Lime is getting drinks since she’s not sat down.
Gotta say though the music really is pumping, it’s very familiar though like I’ve heard it before. The only problem with this place was probably the smell, it stank of sweat.

Sigh I need a strong drink.

Author's Note

I have left this very long and i do apologise for the lack of updates. Just trying to balance this as well as my uni exams and my dissertation set up for next year is a little time consuming. Oh and drinking. That has had a factor in this but anyway, I do hope you get some enjoyment from this excuse of a chapter. Also for all you beautiful people out there, the next chapter will contain some juicy clop. Now it is optional, if its not your thing then fair play it will not have anything to do with the story just some sexual stuff.

If you dislike anything to do with the story or parts of this chapter, do let me know please as there is always room for improvement and i wish to be fairly decent in writing.
Until next time