Why me, god damn it?

by NeverMIND

Meet the Beat (Clop H/F)

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Fuzzy, blurry. Pain. I don’t like feeling like this. Feeling one at a time, I can deal with. Feeling all of them is horrible. I’ve had hangovers before but they are never a good feeling. Especially waking up and your drunk hours later, some people say that they call that a good night out. Well I do not. As much as I like a good drink every now and then.

I sighed but I could feel a weight on my chest, someponies head was resting and judging by how sticky the bed was we got frisky the other night. Why can’t I remember what happened? It’s probably Cloud next to me. Well only one way to find out.

I opened my left eye to see the culprit that took advantage poor innocent me.The colours of the room mixed with each other in a very badly painting. Christ this blur is bugging me, looking at my chest however confirmed that it was not Cloud. This pony has electric blue hair, white unicorn. Must be a mare, or a very cute pretty stallion.

Looking around the room showed whoever this pony is digs music, must be their job as my vision was getting more clear when looking around the room there was DJ equipment and posters of this DJ Pon-3. Wait, that rings a bell. Looking at the electric blue mess of a mane and back to the poster.

Yep this is a mad fan of this DJ. Fuck I just had to score with a stalker, the DJ stuff was probably thrown out by the DJ and this ‘imposter’ collects the rubbish the DJ throws out. Stalkers are so weird, I need to get out of here before she or he wakes up.

Fuck I can’t concentrate in this state, my mouth is dry as and it smells of sex and sweat in this room.

Judging by the light outside the window I’d say it was about 2ish or something like that, it’s hard to tell at this angle.

Feeling how tightly this pony is hugging me, how am I still breathing? Be feeling like she crushing my lungs here.

Moan…….

Oh god no. The pony just did a noise. That’s not a good sign. I need to get the fuck out of here. I don’t know if I should wiggle my way out or use something. Looking around didn’t prove to show any merit.

‘AAAAAHHHHHH!!! IT MOVED, KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!!!!!!’

I’m just sweating at this point, which does not help when you just had a rumble tumble and slept through the charming liquids produced in ponies’ bodies. (Sexual fluids if yeh can’t fuckin guess)

Other Pony P.O.V:

‘Sweet Celestia. How much did I drink last night?’

Blinking out the dust in my eyes didn’t get rid of it, so I rubbed them using my left hoof as my right one was under that sexy piece of flank I met last night. Damn how last night turned out awesome. Did my opening at the new Three Beats club, went pretty well. Did my usual line up followed by a new EP. The crowd ate me up, got payed a decent amount to last me a few weeks too. Jees we both need a shower but holy shoot that was the best sex I’ve ever had. The way she bucking pounded me, I’m sore everywhere. So worth it.

Remembering seeing her after I came off shift leaning at the bar. The flash of the changing colours created by the rays of light bouncing off her slick white body. Her curves in the right places, damn she was hot. Her mane, a dark black with bright yellow streaks running across in into a twirl. She was waiting to be served but it looked like she had been waiting a while. Guess I could take her up to the VIP suite for a bit of fun.

Come on now Vinyl, be smooth. Just Celestia forbid that she is single. Wait Celestia? Yeah I could work with that. Ok think of something Funny.

“Unless you’re Princess Celestia in disguise, you can shine my light any day”

“HAHAHAHA Holy shit what?!”

‘Oh well done V. Blew that chance up. She’s even crying with laughter and trying hold it in. Sigh may as well bail before I embarrass myself more’.

“Oh no you phfff. Better get your ass here. Fuck that was too funny not to pass up, hehe. Oh god.”

I turned to see her face and by the heavens. How have I never seen this mare? In fact how is she not a model or something?

“God damn that was funny. But seriously though, you fancy keeping me company? Winking at me afterwards”

‘She didn’t mind the bad pick up line? I can’t say no to a mare like this. I better not be blushing’.

“Glad you thought it was funny. I’m not use to first chatting to somepony. It’s usually the opposite way round”

“Huh, can’t blame them” The barpony waited for the mare to turn her head.

“Sorry for the wait sweetheart, what can I get yeah?”

“Shot of rum, a razorback and what you having notes?” She turned looking at me.

“Oh well you don’t have to, I can get mine” ‘Did she call me Notes’?

She rolled her eyes at mine, “Your lucky you’re attractive, make that two razors please”

The barpony nodding in acknowledgement then setting off to make the drinks.

“Well free drink I guess, you keep this up and it might go somewhere, also Notes?”

She smirked at me then peered her head towards my flank.

“Well you never said a name so I gave you one, and what do you mean it ‘might go somewhere. You chatted me up remember, Celestia?” Doing a little jiggle afterwards.

‘Damn, she’s a tease’.

“Sparkie!” A blue Pegasus mare shouted right behind me making me jump a bit, turning to see her run towards her and hug her.

‘Guess their friends then? Never mind there ‘very good friends’ if that peck was anything to go by. They a couple? Oh buck please don’t be, don’t like rejection’.

“Say she’s cute, you two gonna do the monster mash tonight. Gasp. Can I join?” She hopped on the spot saying.

‘This girl is very hyperactive. Remind me of a pink mare in Ponyville. Also threesome what’?

“Ask her Cloud, I’m not fussed.”

Been a long time since I had some action, now two mares are offering a threesome with me. Vinyl what did you do to deserve this?

“Gasp, I know that pony Spark” The blue Pegasus dashed off into the crowd dancing on the floor.

“And she’s gone, looks like it’s just you and me then Notes, and our drinks” She took the shot of rum with a scowl. “Weak shit. Forget pony rum is low compared to Minotaur”

“Minotaur rum, there’s some at the VIP suite last I saw”.

That peaked her interest. “Sweet, now I need to know someone in this new swig to get it”.

‘Oh she doesn’t know who I am, this is gonna be good’

“Well lucky that you do, follow me” I levitated my Razorback cocktail, taking a swig and walking towards the back. Whiskey with cranberry and lime. Very sharp, hence the name. I look behind me to see her smirking at me. ‘Think she’s impressed’.

As we arrive we saw another bouncer who nodded as we approached. I nodded in return and he held the rope for us. The white mare went first into the private booth and the bouncer was checking her out then give me a wink and a smile.

“Nice catch DJ”

“I know right”

As I opened the door I saw her on the red velvet couch that stood in the middle, next to a small mini bar, she held a bottle of the Minotaur rum and took a swig out the bottle. ‘Classy right there’.

“Fuck that’s the stuff. Seriously though, who are you or you just gonna throw the mystery mare at me?” Her head swaying a bit. Think she’s getting there.

“I might have laid down the beats to this place earlier” I responded taking a sip of my drink then sitting on the other side of the couch.

“DJ then Notes, bet you have seen some things” Her taking another gulp from the bottle. She isn’t fazed by the taste. ‘She really like that stuff’.

“I guess you could say that. Don’t think I’ve seen you around yourself. You should model or something?”

“‘Gag’, what have people sniffing after me? Following everywhere I go, sod that. I get way too much eyes on me thanks to my looks”

“I can’t blame them for that”

“You using my line girl?” She got up straight to me, I leaned back a bit as she came very close. I could feel her breath on my muzzle. Her eyes shined with the room as a single strand of mane tipped out of its original shape.

“What you gonna do about it?” She wants a tease war, bring it girl

I could feel the magic on my drink disappear as she took hold of it and placed it on the table without looking at it. She with her half hidden eyes came closer and closer until our lips touched. She tasted like that rum but there was something else, something dare I say shocking?

Our tongues each explored one another’s mouth. We both moaned as we both started to get pretty excited but then I felt something poke me underneath like a….. Wait what? I broke the kiss as we both breathed heavily. A trail of saliva connected so I wiped it away and moved a bit away to see in between the mares legs at least 12 inches of black and white splotched horsemeat. Jees how is she bigger than a males? Did she use a spell or something? Behind was a set of testicles, looking very full and very juicy.

‘Argh what the hell?’ Shaking my head as the musk was getting to me just to taste it. A small amount of pre cum dripped from the tip and was slowly trailing down. I looked at the mare. ‘She is a mare righ’t?

Her face was confusion and lust but then realised as she saw my gaze to her cock just twitching at full mast.

“Wait, did I not mention I was a herm? Oh for fucks sake Spark. I’m real sorry, I guess it slipped my mind”. She sighed as she held up her hoof to her head.

‘Ooh. She was born with both. Even more fun’. I grinned at her and pounced her so I was on top. A cute yelp came from her but it turned to a moan as I nipped her neck. I could feel her cock pulsing between us.

“Wait so you don’t mind?” She asked. I sat up using my front hooves on her chest. Looking at that cock just mere centimetres away I made my move. Using my left hoof I curled it around her cock and slowly went up and down. Sweat had already slathered it with the pre cum from earlier as she squirmed under me. I could feel as she did that, as are bottom lips touched which made me shiver.

‘This girl is lucky. I am so gonna have fun with her’.

More pre cum came from her tip and I just had to have a taste. My tongue flicked off taking the taste of salt with me. What’s weird though was the more it stayed in my mouth, the more I felt alive, like a new high or something.

I started to lick the side going down all the way. Keeping an eye on her expressions of pleasure, she was putty in my hooves already. I started licking and sucking the throbbing cock held between my hooves, pumping it occasionally as more of her juices produces out the tip, only to be swallowed by yours truly.

‘I want more. No. I NEED MORE’

I felt some kind of spark every time I swallowed and before even I knew what I was doing, I had her entire head of her cock into my mouth.

“Oh fuck yes”

Moaning myself as my mouth was assaulted by the desire to have more of her seed, her taste filled me. I couldn’t even breathe through my mouth so I relied on my nose alone. The musk of both sexes and sweat was all I could smell.

Looking at her I could she her panting with a lustful look in her eyes.

‘She is so beautiful. Even with her cock in my mouth. Speaking of cock’

I went lower down the shaft as more of her entered me. My tongue trapped between my teeth and her meat just poking out of my mouth as even my saliva was pouring out of my mouth. It was hard to contain the flavour of her as it dripped down towards the bottom soaking her balls.

I positioned myself more down on the sofa so I could take the full length into my throat. My chest resting on a pillow to help give me more height.

I was only halfway down as I felt her touch the back of my throat making me cough, causing another moan from the mare beneath me.

‘No, I’m getting all of it’

Before I carried on though I felt my vagina being touched which puzzled me as no one else besides us was in the room. But upon looking at her horn glowing a pale white confirmed what was touching me as she was pleasuring me with her magic.

“I can’t have all the fun you know” As her magic worked my vagina, I went to town on her cock. Carrying on I relaxed my throat as it became a little bit harder to push down my throat.

The way she used her magic, I felt myself winking as she slowly massaged my outer lips before moving inside, making me more excited.

“Aw fuck, your mouth is so warm……..I cannot wait to fill you”

My only response was a moan as she began to circle my clitoris. I pushed on, finally bottoming out as my muzzle reached her heavy sack. I could swear I can feel her sperm flowing, begging for realise.

‘Oh don’t worry, I intend to do just that’

“Ooh good girl taking the whole thing. I hope you’re hungry”

That was the pushing point for me as I lifted my head up. My saliva coating her cock as I took her out of my mouth to breathe only for me to carry on sucking. My throat muscles and my tongue flicking back and forth as I bobbed my head up and down her shaft.

I think it was about 5 minutes of constant sucking and magic prodding that I felt pressure as she produced more and more pre that she gave me the heads up of her orgasm.

“Oh fuck I’m close, if you so much as stop I will…. AHHH”

Using her magic to hold my head, I felt every squirt of pure cum fill my mouth. I had to swallow as she filled me even to the point where so much came out it leaked down her shaft. The taste was divine. I thought her pre cum was making me want more but I just felt like I consumed a full litre of caffeine.I must have swallowed 5 times before she finally stopped cumming. Feeling full I popped her cock out of my mouth to breathe as her cock was still hard from the experience. My eyes wide just from the sight.

‘How is she still hard? Most stallions go limp’.

Looking up at her I saw she wasn’t done with me yet.

“I think it’s time I treated my cocksucker don’t you?” she spoke in a devilish manner as she flipped me over and turned me around so I was facing away from her as she mounted me. I felt her cock poking me and then rubbing me.

“Hah quick teasing me” ‘God I need it in me’

She stopped as she came up and whispered into my ear “No”

“What, why not?” I was too horny to realise my voice was quivering for it.

“I want some manners before I make you moan”

I tried to rub my nethers to entice her. To change her mind but she back up before I could properly do it.

Damn it, she wants me to play. I guess I have no choice

“Please, please buck me” Looking back she didn’t wait as she slowly parted my lips with her cock.

Oh this felt bucking amazing. The more she pushed in the more I felt full as my vagina was being used to cover her entire cock.

‘Oh sweet celestia! She is hitting my back wall’

I screamed into the cushion beneath me to muffle my voice as I have never felt a cock fill me completely.

“Ah fuck yes. That feel good Notes?”

Lifting my head was hard but I had to respond.

“Bucking plow me you sexy piece of flank and my name is Vinyl”

She grinning at my words did just that. She pulled out slowly but only half way, I could feel each vein on her cock rub against me in pure ecstasy. My fluids helping cover her hard meat to help slide in and out as she began rocking back and forth.

“Names Shine Spark, and I’m going to make sure you can’t walk for a week”

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Sometime later

After I felt like she filled me with so much semen, she walked me to my apartment. Well more like carried me as my legs started to ache. When she laid me on the bed we made out more. This girl’s endurance is unreal. After this I’m definitely not walking for a week.

End Flashback.

Shine’s POV

“Buck girl, I’m sore cause of you”. The pony beside me trying to get up on one hoof. “Augh I need a shower”

‘Crimson eyes, nice colour iris girl. Oh wait, I kind of remember what happened. She chatted me up badly and we ended up at the VIP suite. Then……blank. Fuck I don’t remember. What was she called again? Was it Notes or something’?

I had to cough a bit, damn my throat is fucked. “Glad you liked it Notes, but yeah I need some water or something”

“Forgot you gave me that nickname. I’ll get yeah a glass, then you and I are in the shower.” As she got up and stretch like a cat would. Damn she hot. Minus the stains on her flank.

I started to sit up when I noticed I was pitching the tent on the sheets. Following my gaze was the pony and she just sighed. “Are all herms that hard to get down?” She smirked as she left the room.

“Fucking dick, sigh least she was accepting of it. Also I don’t think Notes is her actual name, fuck what is it then?” I looked around the room more now that I was sitting up and had a better view of the place.

I peeled myself from the covers. Yeah I needed a shower badly. Bit sore but I’ll live. Looking at the papers on the side was some music jargon sheets. Never understood it, not my thing. Started to look at the walls next and right beside the window was a birth certificate.

‘Well you defo won’t lose that. Now to see who this stalker really is………..Oh, she is Vinyl Scratch aka DJ PON3. Oh wait she did say she did the set up last night at that nightclub, and that explains the equipment. I’m a fucking idiot’.

About a minute of looking around I heard a knock at the door and turned to see her with two towels draped over her back levitating a glass of water.

“Now let’s say we take care of your 5th leg there in the shower eh? Causing me to smirk.

‘This girl is fun’.


Author's Note

IT'S NOT DEAD WOOOOOOO!!!!!

I'm so sorry guys for not updating this fic, things haven't been too great last year but its all sorted, nearly finished my degree so I will have more time to write stuff down. I should have stayed on top but life gets in the way but anyway enjoy this first piece of clop. Please comment and let me know how to improve this or if somethings annoy you how to change them. Open for criticism. Hope you all have a awesome day and stay you :twilightsmile:

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