Author's Note

I was requested to write a cuckold story. I thought this would be funnier.

Celestia's "Negotiations" (Mature)

Wake up. The sun hasn't risen yet, but you wouldn't have it any other way. It means that for a little while longer, you can lay next to your beautiful wife. The white alicorn snoozed quietly next to you. Staring at the serene face of Princess Celestia, you wonder how you managed to get into this position. Maybe it was when you kissed her hoof when you first introduced yourself.

It could have been when you decided to sneak her away from her royal duties for a day of fun. Or maybe it was the way that you made her feel like a normal pony. Either way, this mare meant everything to you. Getting up, you perform your typical Triple S and bring a cup of coffee to the love of your life. Caressing her face, you slowly try to wake her.

"It's almost morning Celly... it's time to get up."

She groans and turns over.

"I officially decree 5 extra minutes for the land of Equestria."

Who would of thought that the Princess of the Day wasn't a morning person. You begin to scratch behind her ears, making her give out involuntary moans.

"If you do that... I really will fall back asleep."

"You got it."

You begin to tickle the mare as she breaks into fits of laughter.

"Okay, okay! I'm up. I'm up!"

With a good stretch, she rises out of bed and moves to the balcony. Rising up into the air in a ball of white light, The sun begins it's slow ascent into the sky. Walking back into the room, she sips the coffee that you brought for her.

"Well, any royal business for today?"

She looks sternly into her coffee.

"Yes actually, I have a negotiation meeting with King Sombra today. I just hope it won't take too long."

You nod to her.

"Well I hope it goes well. Just remember that his bark is worse than his bite."

She turns away from you and into the bathroom to clean up for her day. Time to begin your great hobby as royalty in Equestria. Terrorizing diplomatic negotiations. You move into the massive walk-in closet and decide your choice of weapon wisely. Getting a slingshot and a box of the used condoms of Celestia's lovers, you begin your journey to a better vantage point. Re-entering your bedroom, you notice that Celly is gone.

You sigh to yourself, knowing that it can't be helped. It's not your fault you won't fuck horses. Grabbing her pillow, you begin to make your way downstairs. Moving towards the room, you drop the pillow on the floor so your body won't make a sound. Getting into position, you slowly open the door. The love of your life has her face dug into a pillow as King Sombra is thrusting into her with all of his might.

You pull out a used condom from Celestia's stash and pull back tightly, taking aim. Releasing the load, it smashes directly into the King's back. He slows down and looks around. Shaking his head, he goes back to pumping. Preparing another load, you pull the cords as tight as you can and aim for his head. Letting go, you hit Sombra square in the face.

He stops with an anger in his eyes.

"Who did that!"

"Did what?" Celestia asks.

"Something hit me in the face."

Celestia has an aggravated look on her face, but buries her face back into her pillow. You do your best to stifle your laughter. Sombra slowly tries to get back into the game, but is scanning the room for the invisible force. You pull back again, aiming for his plot. The load ejects into the room and directly connects on his asshole. He jumps away from Celestia.

"What in Tartarus are you trying to pull Celestia?"

She groans.

"I'm not doing anything. You are supposed to be doing all the work."

"If I get assaulted one more time, I will not call off my forces on the Crystal Empire."

She stares at him with a cold, dead stare.

"Then we will be happy to slaughter every last man, woman and child of your nation."

You love it when she gets aggressive. Stifling fits of laughter, Sombra slowly moves to fuck the princess one last time. You need the special ammo. Searching through your box, you find the extra large section. Tightly packing the wad into the slingshot, you aim for his crown.

You feel your body tensing up for this final shot. Letting go of your load, it shoots into the room and knocks the crown off of the king's head.

"THAT'S IT! I'M DONE!"

Celestia shakes her head.

"Fine. War it is."

You grab the pillow and use it to slide down the rail of the stairs, effectively making your escape. As you re-enter your room, you double over with laughter. You knew she was going to hate you for this, but it didn't matter. Millions of innocent civilians were probably going to die at your hands.

Because you got to drop your loads all over fucking King Sombra.