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Fucking Ponies... (Old Fics)

by Flutterpriest
Sometimes ponies are just fucking weird. You get on a rollercoaster of events that suddenly turns into a submarine and then you're left stuck in the ocean surrounded by sharks. The point is, these fucking ponies drive you to drink.

Sometimes ponies are just fucking weird. You get on a rollercoaster of events that suddenly turns into a submarine and then you're left stuck in the ocean surrounded by sharks. The point is, these fucking ponies drive you to drink.

This is a compilation archive of Flutterpriest's speed stories, requests, story challenges, older one shots, unused ideas that content written down that isn't going to be pursued, or stories that don't have a high enough level of quality to justify their own story. Refer to the Rating in each chapter prior to reading.

Complete
Human
Second Person
Comedy
Random
Sex
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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33983 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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32 Chapters:

  1. Hearth's Warming in Equestria (Mature) 2017-03-07 18:38:22 UTC
    1677
  2. Applejack's Big Surprise (Mature) 2017-03-07 18:42:33 UTC
    969
  3. Adopting Applejack (Everyone) 2017-03-07 18:44:23 UTC
    520
  4. Adopting Rainbow Dash (Everyone) 2017-03-07 18:47:48 UTC
    418
  5. Ponies Get Hoodies (Everyone) 2017-03-08 18:38:56 UTC
    361
  6. Sweetie Belle Wants You (Teen) 2017-03-08 18:43:33 UTC
    519
  7. The Twilight Sparkleboom (Everyone) 2017-03-08 18:50:00 UTC
    400
  8. Old Trixie Rape Request (Mature) 2017-03-08 18:52:53 UTC
    477
  9. Held By A Hoof (Everyone) 2017-03-09 01:52:57 UTC
    1024
  10. The Magical Waratah (Mature) 2017-03-09 02:01:11 UTC
    1038
  11. Big Boss (Teen) 2017-03-09 01:55:40 UTC
    361
  12. Filling Her Cavity (Teen) 2017-03-09 02:57:23 UTC
    363
  13. Ivy's Bullies (Teen) 2017-03-09 03:30:37 UTC
    350
  14. Falling (Mature) 2017-03-09 03:37:12 UTC
    1991
  15. A New Reason (Teen) 2017-03-09 03:45:50 UTC
    2049
  16. An Early Morning for The Princesses (Teen) 2017-03-09 17:56:21 UTC
    105
  17. Dreams (Teen) 2017-03-09 18:00:11 UTC
    903
  18. Cadance Gets Socks Fitted (Teen) 2017-03-09 18:01:38 UTC
    368
  19. What Would Fluttershy Do When A Nuke Goes Off (Teen) 2017-03-09 18:18:19 UTC
    227
  20. Mailman (Teen) 2017-03-09 18:13:14 UTC
    425
  21. Fluttershy Gets Shot Down on Hearts and Hooves Day (Everyone) [Dialogue] 2017-03-09 18:10:47 UTC
    148
  22. Femanon (Mature) 2017-03-09 18:20:37 UTC
    1102
  23. Fluttershy Tries To Oppress Anon (Teen) 2017-03-10 21:34:54 UTC
    403
  24. Pinkie Pie Accidentally Gets You Off (Mature) 2017-03-10 21:37:56 UTC
    332
  25. Another Day (Teen) 2017-03-10 22:20:07 UTC
    4441
  26. Celestia's "Negotiations" (Mature) 2017-03-11 17:00:51 UTC
    874
  27. The Super Speedy Semen Squeezy 6000 (Mature) 2017-03-11 17:05:21 UTC
    1447
  28. Why Even Live? (Teen) 2017-03-11 17:09:08 UTC
    1058
  29. The Maretriarchy (Mature) 2017-03-11 17:18:29 UTC
    3667
  30. Pony-Mortal (Mature) 2017-03-11 17:26:51 UTC
    1653
  31. Twilight Studies Anon (Teen?) 2017-09-08 03:30:04 UTC
    779
  32. [DELETED TRANSMISSION] 2018-02-01 19:03:32 UTC
    3534