Fucking Ponies... (Old Fics)

"Merry Christmas, Cadance!" you say to the pink princess.

She stares at you from her crystal throne. It was the beginning of your shift as her guard, and you thought it would be a nice gesture.

"Uhm. Thank you, Anonymous," she says with a smile, surprised by your action. "A guard hasn't ever given me a gift before. Also, what's Christmas?"

The look of confusion on her face makes you feel uneasy, but you remain resolute in your actions.

"Christmas is a holiday from my original world," you begin to explain with a smile. "It's a time where family, friends and loved one can all share gifts with one another to show we love them."

Cadance's ears perk up at the thought of a holiday devoted to love and appreciation.

"Really? Well, thank you, Anonymous," she says, lifting the box out of your hand with her bright blue magic. "I'm happy to know you consider me your friend."

The writer whinces slightly at her word choice, but pushes on.

"Go on! Open it!" you insist with a smile.

She looks down at the red wrapped box and examines it carefully.

"Alright then," she says, grabbing one of the edges of the wrapping paper and tearing it off.

The red paper falls to the floor and she opens the cardboard box in front of her as your eyes light up.

"What is this?" she asks, lifting the black piece of fabric into the air.

"In my world, we call it a hooded-sweater or a hoodie," you explain. "Go ahead, try it on."

Cadance unzips the silver zipper and looks at the inside of the sweater. Placing her hooves in the arms of the hoodie, she wraps it over herself and zips it up.

"How does it look?" she asks.

"I like it," you reply. "But it doesn't make you look very 'royal', your highness."

Cadance ponders to herself for a moment.

"Then I declare that 'hoodies' are now the official royal garb of the Crystal Empire," she decrees. "Besides, it's so comfortable. Thank you, Anon."

And that's how hoodies became the hot new fashion trend in Equestria.