Author's Note

Written after that one episode where the thing happened.

The Twilight Sparkleboom (Everyone)

You are Anon and you are waiting for the Canterlot Summer Sun Festival to be over with. Pretty much the only reason you came here was to make your marefriend, Rainbow Dash, happy. The two of you have been a couple for a few years now. Even talked about having kids soon.

However, the constant strain of Twilight trying to break you two apart so that she could have you to herself drove you nuts. Rainbow insists that she's just playing around, but she's trying to get your dick everyday. Like. Every fucking day. Twilight made it her duty to try and prove that she's better for you than Rainbow. She redoubled her efforts once she became an alicorn princess. The white princess is on stage and saying some dumb shit about how the celebration has new meaning or something. You just wanna get back so you and Rainbow can have some fun. Sexy fun. Sexy private bedroom fun. Like, Sex.

Luna raises up into the sky and begins to slowly lower the moon. Celestia follows her sister and begins to raise the sun. Good. It's almost over. Suddenly, a purple flash flies across the stage. In between the sun and the moon, a massive purple star begins to expand and fill the sky. Was that...

Twilight slowly descends from the sky and lands on stage next to the other princesses. She looks directly at you with bedroom eyes. Great. Now she can fucking do a rainboom too. Or sparkleboom. Whatever.

You need something to drink. Heading over to a nearby refreshment table, you pour yourself some punch.

"How was that Anon?" you hear her voice call to you. The new princess approaches you with a flirty tone.

"How long did Rainbow have to train you to do that?"

Frustration spreads across her face.

"I did it mostly myself! It's all physics. All I had to do is-"

"Let me just stop you there. I don't care. Like, at all."

"But this means I'm just as good as Rainbow Dash! Even better!"

You turn to her with a serious expression.

"I don't care. Rainbow and I are sticking together and that's that."

Leaving behind the perplexed purple pony princess, you rejoin your waifu and head back home. Sexy Time happens. The End.