Penniless, desperate for gold, starved for adventure! You are Anonymous, and you've found your way to Ponyville in your struggle for gold and glory. Instead of riches and fame you find three annoying fillies, perfect!

Originally written in late 2013, and converted into prose now. I've tried my best to weed out mistakes but there were many and I don't think I got them all.

Cover art by docwario. If you want your art back you can pry it from my warm, understanding hands!