It was midnight and silence reined down upon Ponyville. Anton and Pinkie surveyed the small town from a rooftop, their capes flapping slightly in the nightly breeze.

"Halt there," boomed a deep feminine voice.

Anton and Pinkie turned to where the voice originated from and saw a tall shadowy figure with wings and a horn.

"Luna," said Anton happily.

"W-what art thou talking about," said the figure nervously.

"Luna, I know it's you," said Anton motioning for her to reveal herself.

Luna stepped out of the shadows and into the moonlight. Anton immediately noticed her outfit. She was dressed all in black, a bat like cowl hung on her head, exposing only her eyes, her delicate muzzle, and luscious lips. On her back she wore a matching black cape. Her wings had also been somehow transformed into that of a bats.

"What is it that you are doing," asked Luna in a commanding tone.

"Protecting Ponyville, what are you doing Luna," asked in confused Anton.

"I am not Luna right now, I AM BATMARE," exclaimed Luna dramatically.

"What are you doing here Batmare," asked Anton with a smile, he really enjoyed her antics.

"The night is my domain, and thus mine to protect, not your's," said Luna with a stern look.

"Can't we share, it'll make a lot of ponies feel more safe," asked Pinkie happily.

Luna seemed thoughtful for a moment but quickly made up her mind.

"I see no problem with this, but remember who's domain you now tread in," said Luna before spreading her wings and taking off.

"Yay," said Pinkie cheerfully.

"I wish we could celebrate Trickster," said Anton dramatically "but duty calls."

Pinkie nodded in understanding and then readied herself to move. It was then that she heard a mare scream, followed by the sound of something falling over.

Pinkie and Anton quickly made their way to the source of the commotion, only to find a white microwave with white human legs.

"Evil Doctor Leg-Bot, my oldest foe," said Anton.

"LET'S FUCK HIM UP BOI," said Jim like a pumped up (American) Football player.

"Captain Mayhem, we meet again... FOR THE LAST TIME," said Leg-Bot before shooting a microwave beam at the two.

Anton and Pinkie easily dodged the blast, Pinkie was quick to whip her party cannon out and take aim at their foe.

"PARTY BLAST," yelled Pinkie trying to be intimidating.

Out of Pinkie's cannon shot a ball of gum and cupcake batter at Leg-Bot, of which Leg-Bot merely opened his door and caught it easily. After a few seconds Leg-Bot dinged, and out of him he shot hundreds of over-cooked, pink, brown, and black cupcakes at Pinkie. Pinkie scrambled to dodge but failed as a cupcake hit her stomach in slow motion.

"Why the hell are all action scene's in slow motion... it's stupid," complained Jim.

"Pinkie, are you okay," asked Anton

"Just leave me some ammo, a little water, and some chips if you have 'em," said Pinkie weakly before dramatically passing out.

"You fiend, I shall have your head, you know, if you had one," said Anton between clenched teeth.

"Need help Captain Mayhem," asked Luna from a building to Anton's left.

"Yes, together we can end his rampage," said Anton gratefully.

Luna readied her magic and shot forth a cloud of bats to attack Leg-Bot, Leg-Bot shot forth a jet of flames to destroy the bats. While Leg-Bot was distracted, Anton sent forth a wave of monkeys that hit Leg-Bot directly and carried him off into the Everfree Forest.

"Boy am I glad you came back," said Anton happily.

"I never left," said Luna curtly.

"That was by far the shortest battle I've ever been in," said Anton crossing his arms across his chest.

"I could have easily shrouded him in darkness and projected him into a world of nightmares," said Luna her coat growing darker, and her eyes slowly turning reptilian.

"You're actually kinda scary," said Anton fearfully.

"I'm Batmare," said Luna with a smile.

"Yeah....," said Anton awkwardly.

"We should create a league of hero's, and ban Celestia because she never seem's to be able to help effectively," said Anton with a smile.

MEANWHILE IN CANTERLOT CASTLE

"HEY," yelled an offended Celestia, she was, before the rude interruption, sitting in her bed sipping her nightly tea.

"If you're talking about the whole Queen Chrysalis thing, at least I tried," said Celestia with a huff.

BACK IN PONYVILLE

"I'd love to, we should call it 'The Justice League," said Luna proudly.

"No, no, no... shhhh, that's copyrighted," said Anton looking around paranoid "do you want to get sued."

"Then what should we call it," inquired Luna curiously.

"How about Equestrian Justice," proposed Pinkie.

"Pinkie, thank Faust you're alright," said Anton relieved.

"Yeah, I used a revive pack," said Pinkie cheerfully

"Back to the matter at hoof," interrupted Luna "Equestrian Justice sounds like an amazing idea, I shall send word to all corner's of Equestria, for all hero's to come forth and join us."

"Very well, until then, I think me and The Pink Trickster here, will just protect Ponyville," said Anton with both hands on his hips.

"I must return to Canterlot, my subjects need me, AWAY," said Luna before taking off into the sky.

"She's so awesome," sighed Pipsqueak dreamily.

"Hi Pip, when did you get here," asked Pinkie.

"A while ago, I must say Trickster, you're a very effective shield," commented Pip.

"Thank you Pip," said Pinkie cheerfully, completely oblivious to the snide remark.

"We must go Pinkie, TO THE CHAOS CAVE," announced Anton.

"AWAY," yelled Pinkie cheerfully.

Author's Note

Can you find the references?