The Chaotic Life of Anton
Anton Get's Serious-ish
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Jim," said Anton trying to get the attention of the other occupant in his mindscape.
"Yeah dude, what is it," said Jim lazily.
"The like to dislike ratio on our story is getting kinda... ugh, what should we do to fix it," asked Anton.
"Ask the viewers for advice," replied Jim.
"That could take a little longer than we have, the author has many stories going right now, and he probably wants to get them moving, and soon, we need structure and we need it now," said Anton.
Jim sighed "I guess we could start being a little more serious, less of an ass, we should probably start by having things make a little more sense. Also, less fourth wall breaks, you're not Pinkie Pie, stop acting like it."
"NEVER," growled Anton angrily.
"You don't have a choice Anton, do you want people to like you," asked Jim raising an eyebrow.
"Yes," replied Anton meekly.
"Then quit breaking the fourth wall," said Jim sternly.
"FIIIINE," groaned Anton.
"In all honestly, I believe the reader's understand that you're a Lord of Chaos, but you really need to slow down a bit. If we're really going the whole 'Chaotic Superhero' route, then we should at least have an arch nemesis, at the most five or six," said Jim putting on an air of professionalism.
"I'm guessing you're going to be the professional and mature side then," asked Anton raising a brow in disbelief.
"Yep, I've been needing to grow up, I guess now is as good a time as any. After-all, 'we're' a seventeen year old chaos lord with a split personality, so based on that, you're the chaotic side, and I'm your opposite, the calm and rational side," said Jim.
"So I do random crazy shit, and you try to explain and justify it," asked Anton.
"Pretty much," replied Jim.
"Makes sense," said Anton with a shrug.
"Alright, now back to the matter at hand," said Jim giving Anton a light mental nudge.
"Oh right," said Anton continuing to switch Luna's 'hero's welcome' posters with 'send nudes' posters.
"At least we got that out of the way," said Jim with a smile.
"By the way Jim, where did you go when I first returned," asked Anton.
"I was sleeping," replied Jim matter-of-factly "there wasn't much else to do in that box Discord put us in."
"Tell me about it," said Anton distastefully as memories of him drawing dicks on the walls out of boredom flashed in his mind.
"Why did you draw so many dicks," asked Jim with a raised brow.
"I WAS BORED OKAY," exclaimed Anton.
"Yeah.... but why dicks," asked Jim with a confused tone.
"They're easy to draw and funny in an immature sense," said Anton with a huff.
"Are you gay Anton, because if you are, I'll still love you," said Jim defensively.
"SHUT UP," exclaimed Anton.
Jim laughed at his other half.
"I'm just messing with you," said Jim "stop being such a tsundere."
"I-I'm not a tsundere... B-BAKA," said Anton blushing.
"Sure you aren't," said Jim sarcastically.
"Meh meh meh me me meah," said Anton saltily.
"Baby," said Jim smirking.
"ASS-BUTT," yelled Anton angrily.
"Awww, does the cranky little baby need a nappy-wappy," cooed Jim.
"FUCK YOU, I'M NOT EVEN TIRED JACKASS," yelled Anton getting more and more angry.
"Now now, you shouldn't talk to others like that, you'll never make any friends that way," said Jim deviously.
"Screw you, I'm flawless," yelled Anton childishly.
"Flawlessly moronic," said Jim with a smug smile.
"Shut. THE FUCK. UP," yelled Anton.
"Alright alright, fine, we have things to do anyway," said Jim deviously.
"What do you mean," asked Anton.
"Look up in the sky Anny," said Jim.
Anton did as he was instructed, and was surprised to find the Chaos Symbol shining brightly in the sky.
"WE MUST GO, OUR PONIES NEED US," said Anton quickly changing into his costume.
"ONWARD INTO BATTLE," yelled Pinkie.
"Good you're here Twister, it's time for us to save the day," said Anton placing his hands on his hips.
"Right sir," said Pinkie with a salute.
Anton and Pinkie headed off to face their potentially mighty foe, triumph already written on their faces.
"We got this in the bag," said Pinkie confidently.
Anton and Pinkie ran through Ponyville a breakneck speeds, eagerly awaiting their next battle. As Anton stepped into the middle of town, he felt a burning sensation running up his spine. Scanning the area around him, it didn't take long for him to notice the red skinned, humanoid female. She had four finely toned arms, and as mentioned before, red skin. Her eyes were slightly larger than Anton's and glowed with an ominous orange light. To top it all off she had long raven black hair that reached it's way down her back.
"It couldn't possibly be her," said Anton in astonishment.
"Who! Who couldn't it be," asked Pinkie excitedly.
Anton noticed the second presence near him. Standing across from the red humanoid was Celestia, angrily staring her down, her horn enveloped in a yellow light.
"Why is Celestia here," asked Anton quietly.
"She's here to stop that evil... thing over there," said Twilight galloping to Anton's side.
"Tell her to back off," warned Anton, his features suddenly turning serious.
"What!? Why," enquired Twilight.
"Trust me, get her to back off," said Anton backing away slightly.
"No, My Belo- I mean Celestia is perfectly capable of handling her, whoever she is," said Twilight defensively.
"Are you kidding me, she couldn't handle Chrysalis, there's no way she's going to be able to handle... her," said Anton with shiver.
"That's not fair," said Twilight angrily.
"Twilight just trust me on this, get everypony out of here, you don't want to know what she's capable of, she's insanely powerful. Even more so than both me and Discord," said Anton, a fearful look in his eye.
"What!? How is that even possible," asked Twilight in disbelief.
"She's...," said Anton dramatically.
"SHE'S WHAT," said Twilight, annoyance clear in her voice.
"She's... my..," said Anton.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Author's Note
WE'RE BACK BITCHES! Sorry for being away.
Also, I started working on this a while ago, that's why the beginning is a little... off
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