The Journals Of A Human

Today has been eventful to say the least, but it was a good eventful, afterall, it was the 21st of June, Tia’s birthday, and what better way to start that day than with a shared dream
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The dream started off in a blank expanse, similar to the one that Luna had pulled me into. It was a space between dreams, which told me that the princess of the night was nearby. “Luna? Why am I here?”

I heard the sound of someone entering the realm and I turned to see Luna “I have summoned you here because my sister needs your help.”

“Whats wrong with tia?” I asked “Is she Okay?”

“My sister is in no danger of physical harm, but…”

“But what?” I asked

“She has a tantivis of her own.” Luna replied

“I thought only you had that, and that it was destroyed.”

“Mine was, but my sister made one of her own in secret.”

I clenched my fists “Get me into her dream. I’m going to kill it.”

“Is that necessary?”

“Yes.” I answered, “I love Celestia, I will protect her from this…neither of you deserve to be tormented.”

Luna smiled as she opened up a portal “I wish you luck Johnathan.”

I stepped through the portal, and onto a battlefield. The first sounds that came to my ears were the sounds of crying coming from just over a hill in front of me. I crested the hill, and my eyes were greeted by the sight of bodies and blood, but in the center of it all, wearing armor that had been broken and dented, was Celestia. “Tia?...is that you?”

She looked up to me with tears in her eyes “John?...How are you here?.... you need to leave quickly!”

“No, I’m not leaving. I’m here to save you from becoming me…I’m here to protect you…I’m here because I love you.” With a though I was decked out in my gear with guns and swords ready “Now where is it?”

“Its too strong Johnathan, please, leave before it hurts you” Celestia began to plead with me, pleas that I quickly stopped with a kiss “I meant what I said yesterday, your not a tyrant, your hooves are not blood soaked.”

I heard a sinister voice from behind me “Hers may not be, but MINE are!”

I turned around to see a pony who was the same size as Celestia, only her mane and tail were made of fire, her eyes looked like those of dragons, and she wore orange armor and wing blades. “And just who are you?” I asked the new pony before me

The pony laughed sinisterly “I am Daybreaker, the stronger, prettier, and more powerful version oh her” she pointed a hoof to Celestia

A smile came across my face “Ah, I see that now.” I replied as I drew my pistol and shot Daybreaker in the head “Well now you’re dead…so.” As the now -dead Daybreaker collapsed to the ground, I turned around to face Celestia “Come on honey. I know the perfect dream that we can go relax in.” but before I could get to her, I hear movement from behind me

“Foolish Mortal, you think your puny weapons can harm me?” I turned around to see that Daybreaker had arisen. I drew my rifle and stood defensively in front of Celestia which caused Daybreaker to laugh “Come on, try it.” She put her head against the muzzle of the gun

“Nah.” I replied as I dropped my gun and pulled my sword from my back, and made a second one appear in my hands. “I always did prefer to dual wield.” and with a quick movement, I brought the swords down on Daybreaker “I think I’ll give my new toys a try.” my initial strike caught her by surprise, and she lashed out at me with her wing blades. I looked back to Celestia who was watching on in horror.

Daybreaker laughed as she used her blades to deflect my swords “Your technique is sloppy and childish.” and as I took a swing at her head, she ducked low and her blades slashed my leg. I took a step back from her observing my enemy.

I holstered one sword and drew out my pistol “Maybe I just need to change techniques.” I raised up my pistol in my left and in my sword in my right

“I think your right.” Daybreaker replied as her horn glowed. I already knew what was coming, so I ducked off to the side just in time to dodge a beam of magic shot at me. I picked myself up and holstered my other sword and pistol and picking my rifle up as I started to fire it at Daybreaker. She continued to fire her magic at me as my bullets hit her. I saw that they hurt her, but any damage done was not lasting. As I shot, Daybreaker laughed, and tia watched on in horror as Daybreaker spoke “When are you going to learn. I am immune to your attacks, surrender to me, and I shall put an end to your pathetic existence.”

I stopped shooting for a second as my enemy kept talking

“Yes, that’s right. I know what you truly want, you want death. You believe that you don't deserve love or life. Why else would you have tried to kill yourself in your old world?”

“That’s Bullshit.” I replied

“Oh really?” Daybreakers horn glowed, and a knife appeared in her grasp. With the tip of its blade bloodied “Then what is this?” I raised my gun up and shot the knife causing it to shatter

“A relic of a man that I once was and will no longer be.” I replied as I thought. How could I beat her, my guns had no effect, and she was too skilled for swords… but I had a smoke grenade…and I was in a dream…a vivid dream.

“Are you so sure about that?” Daybreaker asked “Even now you feel the pull of your depression. I can hear your thoughts. You think that my lesser version deserves better than you, that you need to die so she can find the pony she truly deserves.”

I slowly pulled a smoke grenade from my pouch “I do believe that Celestia deserves the stallion of her dreams.” I pulled the pin and hucked the grenade by Daybreaker’s hooves “But I also realize that that stallion is me.” the grenade popped and began to spew smoke, giving me enough time to put some distance between me and my enemy so I could summon my new toy

As the smoke cleared, Daybreaker used her magic to spew flames in the surrounding area. “Where are you whelp! Come out and face me!”

The ground around her began to tremble as a loud roaring cloud of smoke came up the hill into her view. And out of that cloud of smoke, burst an M1 Abrams tank. Its spotlights came on and centered on her as a smile came across her face “So you send a machine to fight for you coward?”

My voice came over the speakers affixed to the tank “What you said got me thinking, this is a dream, and my weapons were insignificant.”

“So, you conjure up a shell of armor to defeat me? Pathetic!”

“Not just a shell of armor, but a shell of armor with a VERY big gun.” I replied as I put Daybreaker in the center of the crosshair on the display in front of me inside the tank. And with a smile of my own, I pulled the trigger, firing a 120mm round into my foe. When the smoke cleared from the resulting explosion, I opened threw open the top hatch, and ran back to Celestia, who had thankfully been nowhere near the fight, I guess Daybreaker knew that if she died in the dream, shed lose her chance to torture her. I ran up to Celestia and hugged her tightly as I placed a hiss on her lips, which seemed to have broken her trance “I love you my beautiful princess. Daybreaker is gone, she won’t hurt you anymore.”

I felt Celestia put her wings around me and hold me. I heard her begin to cry “Thank you Johnathan…I’m so sorry for not telling you.”

“Its okay my love” I replied “I’m here for you. Daybreaker is gone.”

I heard Celestia gasp as I turned around just in time to have Daybreakers wing blades slash across my chest, arms, and legs, making me fall to the ground. She laughed maniacally as she looked to me and Celestia “Oh, now I see, you’re in LOVE with her. That will make things all the more sweeter for me when I kill you!” She lowered her blade to my neck “Any Last words?”

I looked her in the eyes and then I looked to Celestia, who was standing tall with her horn lowered in a battle stance, and her wings spread wide. “Yeah...I think you’ve pissed off my girlfriend.”

Daybreaker looked up to see Celestia standing tall in her armor with her horn glowing “Get away from him!”

Daybreaker laughed “So now you decide to fight me, and for what?” her wing pointed to me “This worthless, idiotic, pathetic excuse for a man?”

“He is my true love, and you will not hurt him!” Celestia replied “You are no longer needed. I will never be you! And you will never exist again!” and as Celestia finished her sentence a massive beam of magic erupted from her horn and disintegrated Daybreaker. With her tantavis defeated for good, Celestia ran up to me and her horn began to glow. The world around me shimmered and my wounds began to close. I knew that I was laying on some type of cushion with tia right next to me, but as I began to look at the world around me, I realized that it was familiar…it was the world that I dreamed of last night. As I looked around the house again, I heard Celestia speak “My sister was right, this is a beautiful dream.” I felt myself raise up off the ground and float back to Celestia, who turned me around in her magic to face her before she lowered me into her loving embrace “This would make a wonderful future.”

“You like it?” I asked

“Yes, it's very relaxing, and simple. It would be a wonderful escape from the hustle and bustle of Canterlot… a wonderful future indeed…..but at the moment, we need to discuss your past.”

I sighed, knowing that my secret was out “What about it?”

Celestia's tone turned more serious “Don’t play dumb…Why didn’t you tell me? Why did I have to find out from that monster instead of you?”

“Because In my past…before I met you, I was a very depressed man… I tried to slit my throat.”

Celestia began to tear up “Why?”

““I think you know…Humans…Humans can be loving and amazing people, but they can also be cruel, harsh, and vindictive. Especially if your different. I’ve told you about how I have Tourette’s and that causes some twitches or speech problems…well back home people used to mock me, beat me, even deny me jobs because of it. I was useless, I had no one who loved me, I mean even my own family disowned me, and I had lost so many relationships to my disorder, with each ex constantly telling me how I deserved to be alone for all eternity, and to die alone and have a funeral that no one would attend…... and they were right. So, I did the only thing that I could do…I decided to make the world a better place and remove myself from it.”

I bowed my head and expected to be slapped or verbally berated. But much to my surprise, I felt Celestia use her hoof to raise my head up to look her in the eyes as she wrapped her wings around me and brought me into a kiss, after a minute she broke the kiss and spoke in a motherly and loving tone. “Johnathan, I love you. I care about you. When I first met you, I felt your pain, I saw the mask that you were hiding it beneath, but you are a kind, loving, and handsome man, and that’s all that should matter. You don’t have to worry about your old life. You’re here now with me. With my love. This dream we are in, a dream of a small house on the edge of a lake, and a loving family, you can have all of that now…...you came into this world for a reason.”

“And what reason is that? look at me, all I’ve done so far is stand by your side and beat up a noble.”

“No, you’ve done much more than that. You are here because you deserve a second chance, a better life than the one you had......and because you’re not the only one who has been alone for many years. I too have shared in loneliness. But then I found you. I saw so much love and potential in you, and I sensed only a fraction of what Cadance picked up in your heart. It devastated me to hear that you were in such a poor condition. But I also know that being with me has been healing your heart, as it has mine…I share your dream of us together.”

I was on the verge of tears “You…you do?”

“Yes” she replied “I always will. And never forget that…but for now, or at least until I can trust you, your will not be allowed to leave my side.”

“Why?” I asked

“Because it is my job to keep you safe as well.” she replied “And don’t be sad, I’m sure that you will enjoy spending all day by my side.”

“I look forward to that, but it’s the eventual lectures that I probably won’t like”

Celestia smiled “I won’t lecture you…too much.”

I smiled back weakly and the world faded into white.

When I first woke up, I could have sworn that I was still in a dream. I was in Princess Celestia's room, in her bed, with her laying on top of me smiling. I had to hit myself to make sure it was reality. And that definitely got a small shock out of her
“Sorry tia, just making sure this isn’t a dream”

She smiled at me “Ah, well I guess that would be understandable. So how did you sleep?”

“Very well actually. How about you?”

“Oh, I haven’t slept like this in thousands of years.” She smiled and nuzzled my cheek “I have finally found love”

I kissed her on the cheek “And so have I…My beautiful princess” and as I looked to my watch I also saw the date and time. It was 0630 on June 21st. Celestia's Birthday “.…and one more thing.” I placed a deep kiss on Celestia's lips “Happy Birthday my Beautiful Princess”

Celestia smiled and she kissed me back “Thank you my handsome warrior.” She then Smiled at me and nuzzled the size of my face. We snuggled in silence for a while before Celestia spoke up “John?”

I brought my head away from her chest and looked at her “Yeah?”

Celestia spoke slowly at first, as if she was unsure of what she was going to say “Would you…maybe…we could consider doing something more…personal tonight?”

My jaw dropped. I couldn’t believe what she was asking. “I…you mean?...with me?”

She nodded.

She did. The Princess of the sun, ruler of Equestria wanted to have sex with me. I just sat there dumbstruck for a second before my senses came back to me and I pulled her into a kiss “Yes…I would like that.”

My answer caused a smile of her own to come across her face as she pulled me back in and kissed me multiple times, and then switched to a sultrier purr “Good, I can’t wait for tonight lover boy.” and she then proceeded to kiss me check and them start kissing me down my body stopping at my chest. And of course, while she’s doing this, I’m frozen in place with total shock.

“Um uh Tia?”

“Yes, my love”

“Well…uh…how do I put this…...humans aren’t as…big… as stallions…if you catch my meaning.”

She smiled and kissed me “Oh I don’t care about that. I love you, and that’s all that matters.” Her response got a small smile out of me, something that she was very good at doing. “There’s that handsome smile” she said. I chuckled as she said that. Even though I didn’t know why she said it. “I’m serious John. I hate to see you depressed. So, I’m going to make it my endeavor to make you smile whenever I can.”

“Tia, I’m fine”

She placed a hoof on my shoulder “No you’re not John. I’ve seen your dreams remember, and I know how you feel and how you’re thinking. I want to make you happy again, I want you to feel loved, I want you to know that we care about you……but if I can’t do it, maybe Pinkie pie can.”

Oh god “Now let’s not get ahead of ourselves here…I’ll let you help me…I love you.” and that earned a smile from her “God, I can just get lost in your amazing smile.” and I kissed her on the cheek

She rolled on top of me and purred “Just wait until tonight.” and then she nuzzled my chest and got out of the bed and went into the bathroom, and before she closed the door, I heard her call out “I'll be just a minute, please don’t do anything rash.” I can only assume that she was washing up for her usual work today, because I know for a fact that I’m definitely not sexy enough for it to be the other reason.

I got up and walked to the balcony. I knew Tia would probably be mad, but I just needed some fresh air, and damn, that view. To this day, it remains the second most thing I love about this world (You all should be able to guess the first, I’ll give ya a hint, I’m sleeping in her room). I saw the sun was already up in the sky and the ponies of Canterlot were going on about their business. I must have gotten a little swept up with the view because I didn’t notice Celestia walk up behind me and wrap me in her wing. “What did I tell you about being alone?”

“That I’m not allowed to be alone.” I replied.

“That’s right.” Celestia put her hooves around me and together we laid down on the cushion that she had out on the balcony. “It is quite a wonderful view, isn’t it?”

I chuckled “What is, the balcony or me in only my boxers?”

That got a small laugh out of her as she kissed my cheek “Both… I’m all done in the bathroom, I know that you wanted to wash up before that day starts.”

“And you just want to see me naked.” I countered, which earned a small blush from her

“Well you are quite handsome.”

“No, I’m not. I’m about as ugly as they come.”

“Your handsome to ME John, and that’s all that matters.”

I smiled again and kissed her “I love you Celestia.”

“And I love you too John.”

A short while later I stepped out of the bathroom in my usual clothes, and I saw that Celestia was levitating up three books. “Uhh Tia? What are you reading?”

I saw her place the books down on the bed and walk up to me. She was wearing her usual royal attire, so I can assume she was waiting for me to finish so she could get ready. She walked toward me “They are journals of myself, my sister, and our mentor, Starswirl the Bearded.”

I walked up to them and looked at them all “So why are you reading them?”

She walked up to me and placed her wings around me and then cast some sort of bubble around us. “As you know, alicorns are immortal. And you are not”

“Yes.” I said with a slightly depressed tone.

“I may have found a way to fix that?”

I immediately looked at her “How? Whatever it is, I’ll do it.”

“The solution is in all of them, however, I am unable to read certain parts of my journal, and I can’t even get into my parents or Starswirls.”

“So, then we don’t have a solution?” I asked

“I wouldn’t say that.” she levitated up a note damn thing looked real old, the paper and the ink were faded and it read

“Open it together with hoof and hand. You and the one of your heart.”

“What does this mean?”

“I mean that your biggest fear can be fixed, you can be made immorta.l”

“And what makes you think that I can access it?”

She Smiled “because you’re my one”

“What is it exactly?”

“If I remember correctly, it is a time travel spell that I worked on with Starswirl, I mentioned it in my diary, but it’s also an age travel spell.”

“And that is?”

“It can reverse your age, and I think that if some alterations were made, and if enough power were applied to it, it can even halt your aging.”

“You mean?...I could be made immortal?”

“Yes.”

“Then let’s do it, let’s open it.” I moved my hand to the cover as Celestia moved her hoof to it as well. and together we both lifted the cover. Only, as we both did that, there was a blinding flash of light from all the books, and as they all flew open, I was hit with some sort of shock that sent me flying across the room.

“JOHN!!” Celestia ran up to my side “Are you alright my love?”

My body ached from whatever had hit me and the wall that so graciously stopped me. I groaned and slowly got back up on my feet, and to my surprise, a tattoo had appeared on my arm. It was one of a punisher skull with Celestia and Luna's marks on either side, and what looked to be a small heart inside the right eye socket. It was my Cutie mark. Celestia looked at my arm and smiled and I’ll admit, I did too “I’m going to feel that tomorrow… so what the hell was that?”

“It was the spell, I opened it with my one, and from the looks of it, it gave you your cutie mark”

“But what does my mark mean?” I asked

“Maybe it’s meant to show that you are our protectorate”

“Maybe… but at least I have one now.” and I kissed her on the cheek

she picked up the books and then placed them in a safe and closed it with her magic. “They shall remain here for the time being. We have a busy day ahead of us.”

“And an equally busy night.” I deadpanned. That got a blush and a laugh out of her. Both of us were ecstatic, but we now had solved a major problem for both of us.

Celestia placed the books into some kind of safe, and we both walked down to the breakfast hall and we both sat down as the chefs served us. “I hope you like pancakes.”

“I do.” I replied as I began to dig in. once breakfast was done, it was time for work. The dining hall is not too far from the throne room, so we did not have far to go. As we walked, I began to think, and eventually I spoke “You know, there was something that Daybreaker was right about.”

Celestia glared back at me “No, nothing she said was right, you are not what she said you were.”

“Not that.” I replied “My fighting technique with my swords was sloppy…I need to be better with them. Eventually my guns will be useless, and I won’t be able to keep you safe…not that I could in the first place…I mean look at me, I’d probably get my ass beat by even the weakest of ponies.”

“That’s not true my dear. I’m sure I can train you to better your skill, but you yourself are a forced to be reckoned with even without your guns.”

“How so?” I asked

“You managed to hold your own against Queen Chrysalis and Daybreaker.”

“Yeah, in dreams.” I countered

“But nonetheless, both were enemies who were trying their hardest to kill you.” Celestia replied as we walked into the throne room “Now come along, you can use my sisters seat today as she is resting.” I slowly moved and sat down in the throne of the princess of the night.

“She okay?” I asked

“Yes, but sometimes, the night shift can be very draining on dear Luna.”

“That’s understandable.” I replied “…so what’s first up on the list?” I asked

“I am scheduled to meet with the pony in charge of the kingdoms taxes.”

Shitbucket

About an hour and a half later, the tax minister left, and I was about ready to toss myself out a window. Celestia saw my look and gave me a smile “Oh now it wasn’t that bad.”

“It was for me” I replied “I hate math and taxes. I’m more of a hands-on kind of guy.”

“I see.” Celestia replied “Well don’t worry, our training will make up for the time that we sit and listen.”

“Your teaching me?” I asked

“Yes, I may be a princess, but you must remember, I am also the supreme commander of all of Equestrias forces. And therefore, I must be a skilled fighter….and the only ponies who are allowed to kick your flank are the royal family.”

I chuckled “Naturally, I mean my fighting style is no style, it's basically just drunk boxing to get my enemy away from me so I can shoot them.”

“I see.” Celestia replied “Well as you mentioned, that tactic is not valid with swords.”

“Yeah, but I'll probably incorporate, some axes, knives, and a bow into my fighting style as well.” I replied

“I see, Personally I prefer the battle axe, so I can instruct you on that and hoof to hoof combat, but I know my sister is very skilled with swords and scythes, and Cadence can help you with bows and arrows.”

“Ah, so I get to have my ass kicked by the entire royal family, sounds fun.” I replied

“Sarcasm doesn’t suit you my sunshine.” Celestia replied as she placed a quick peck on my cheek and the next two ponies walked in, and both of them looked kind of stuck up.

They walked up to the princess and bowed, and I could see Celestia putting on a fake smile as she spoke “Ah, Jet set and Upper crust, how may I help you today my little ponies?”

Jet set, the male, spoke first “Thank you for allowing us to speak to you your highness. As for the matter that brings us here we humbly demand that that...that-”

His wife, upper crust walked up and pointed at me as she spoke “That…thing!”

“Yes, that monster! We demand that he be banished or placed in a dungeon.” Jet set finished “I understand that you need to mingle and diplomatic with other cultures, but that beast belongs in the dungeon, not by your side.”

Celestia's smile disappeared as her tone become much more serious “I’m going to forgive your verbal transgressions as long as you both leave now. I will not allow this baseless slander to stand in my castle.”

Jet set walked up to the throne as his tone grew more serious as well “Your highness, it would not be good for you if you were to ignore us. It would not be good for your rule if the government were to…shut down because of an injury inflicted to you by that beast.”

I had heard enough. They can say all the shit they want about me, but no one threatens the princesses. I walked down from the throne, and pistol-whipped Jet set. I drew my sword and put it against his neck as I pointed the gun to his wife “You are both under arrest for threatening the princess.”

Celestia walked up and put her hoof on me “Calm down Johnathan, I can handle this.”

I nodded and holstered my pistol and sword and stepped back as Celestia looked down to the two nobles who were now frozen in place “As you can see, that ‘monster’ is my personal guard, and he cares very much for the safety of the royal family. I may be able to control him now, but if what you say does happen, not even I will be able to protect you from his wrath. So, if I were you, I would relay what has happened to those who think that they control Equestria. Johnathan is a friend of this world, and the royal family rules this land, not nobles with inflated egos…. now leave my sight before I decide to have you arrested for harassment and threatening the royal family.”

The two quivering nobles quickly rose and ran from the room. As the doors closed, I walked up and sat in the dark behind the throne and buried my face in my hands. “They’re right…I’m a monster…I’m too violent for this world….my existence here has ruined it, just like earth” I took off my swords, my rifle, and my pistol, and laid them down behind the throne. With my knowledge of the guards i could easily sneak out of the castle and go somewhere secluded in the world where Tia won't have to worry about me ruining her life. I was going to get up and try to find a way to sneak out of the room, but Celestia had snuck up behind me. as I stood up to leave, I was enveloped in her magical grasp, and pulled straight into her hooves, which quickly wrapped around me to hold me in a very tight hug

“You’re not a monster John. You have not ruined my world.”

“But I literally almost killed those two.” I countered

Celestia sighed “John, they threatened me, you took action…you are not a monster….do you sometimes jump too attack too quickly for my liking? Yes, but given your past and the world that you come from, that’s a given, and something that I can help you with…I’ll have my guards investigate the threat, and I think I’ll hold a press conference in order to clear things up about you.”

I said nothing. I just sat there and let Celestia hold me close to her. I just stood there with my face buried in the side of her neck. I said nothing as I let her soft fur, her heartbeat, and her love comfort me. Eventually I felt her move, and as I looked to her, I saw her move her head in close to mine, and our noses touched. I moved my head back as Celestia smiled and did it again as she spoke “Boop.”

Eventually the royal business day came to a close, and me and Celestia returned to our room. I went and sat out in my chair on the balcony as Celestia sat at a desk by the door while looking over a few papers, most likely the tax plan. Eventually, my watch hit 1700 and Celestia began to slowly lower the sun to a setting position. Meanwhile, I was just trying to figure out what I was going to do to present my gift to Celestia. I looked to Celestia to make sure she was busy, and with the coast clear, I pulled out a bold bracelet and began to turn it over in my hand, trying to come up with a good way to present it to her. The best way was the romantic dinner, but how could I do it then? Maybe put it in the champagne glass?...no, that might make the bracelet sticky or something, and I didnt want to put it around the glass because that would give it away. Think man, Think!

My thought process was interrupted by the sound of cooing and flapping, along with a new weight on my right shoulder. I looked up to see that Philomena had decided to perch herself on my shoulder.
“Oh, Hey Philomena”

She rubbed her hard against my cheek and gave a happy coo before jumping down to my lap. She looked to me, then to my hand with had the bracelet in it, and I saw her wing point to the bracelet as she looked to me with a tilted head.

I leaned in close and whispered to her, “It’s a surprise for Tia. For her birthday, but I can’t seem to…” it was then that the idea struck me “Nevermind…uhh…could I ask you for a favor?”

I wasn’t exactly a good cook, I mean I could make a lot of meals thanks to training from my father and my time in the Boy Scouts, but I wasn’t exactly a gourmet chef. But luckily for me, the castle had some very talented cooking staff who were more than willing to help me……especially considering that my first attempt looked like something that would come out of the receiving end of a flame thrower. But with their help, I was able to make Celestia dinner and desert, both of which were paired with a nice red wine. It took some time, but eventually Celestia left her room, and in the time that she was gone I was able to set up a table on the balcony for two, with some candles and flowers.

Celestia walked back into the room at 1830, and she instantly saw my handiwork. She smiled at me as she walked out onto the balcony, “John, what is all this?”

I walked up to her and placed a kiss on her lips “You didn’t think I’d find out?” I pulled out a chair for her

Celestia looked at me funny as she sat down and I sat down across from her “Find out what?

I lifted up the cover to reveal a nice risotto meal, and for dessert, homemade cake. “Happy birthday my beautiful princess.”

The meal itself was great. Celestia enjoyed all of it, but the best part was when I gave her her present. We had just finished the meal and the staff had cleared the table from the balcony, and me and Celestia were laying down together on the big cushion and watching the setting sun.

“So, have you enjoyed your birthday so far?”

“Yes, my love. Thank you for doing all this for me.”

“I would do anything for you Tia” I replied “...And most recently, I did this”

“Did what?” Celestia asked. And as she did, a phoenix came out of the setting sun, with a bracelet in its claws, and landed on Celestias back. It then leaned over and deposited the bracelet in my hand

I showed it to Celestia “It’s not as good as something from a real jeweler, but with the help of the blacksmith, I think it came out good.”

She gasped as her magic picked it up from my hand and she looked it over before putting it on her hoof. As I suspected, it fit perfectly, and it matched her royal attire. As she did so, tears came to her eyes as she rolled on top of me and began to kiss me rapidly. “Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!”

I smiled and got a bit of a chuckle out of Celestias enthusiasm. “So, I take it that you like it?” I asked

Celestia stopped and pulled me into a passionate kiss “I love it.”
We laid together out on the porch until the moon began to rise. eventually, the time came where most ponies went to sleep, and me and tia went inside and had out fun.

Sike! Oh, come on, you guys didn’t think that I wasn’t going to talk about the first time that I got laid right? Anyway, around 1900, Celestia got up from the cushion and went inside. I figured that it would just be best to wait out on the balcony for her to get ready. As I waited, most of the thoughts that went through my head were either “Holy shit this is happening!” to “Holy shit I’m fucking terrified!” (no pun intended)

About 20 minutes later I heard Celestia walk up behind me and she began to speak with a sultry purr, “I’m ready my love” I saw a golden aurora wrap around my shirt and take it off. I turned around to see….my god…so…. sexy… she was wearing white panties, with frill and gold accent, white stockings with gold heels, and some kind of white corset or whatever, with pink eye shadow. I know that I’m definitely not doing how she looked justice at the moment, but I don’t know a whole lot about what she was wearing, plus this is all a little on the private side. But in any case, she looked sexy as fuck…pun intended…I saw her golden aurora move to envelope my whole body as it picked me up and she brought me to the bed and purred “Come here lover boy.” Celestia walked slowly to the bed and climbed on top of me as our lips met again and our passion started to flow free. Our tongues invaded each other’s mouths as we held each other close and enjoyed our love, however, after a while, things began to pick up. I felt my boots being pulled off and the button fly on my pants being undone, leaving me in only my boxers, which were beginning to show my slowly hardening dick. and as she began to pull those off I stopped her

“Tia, I have to tell you something. Humans aren’t as…big…as stallions.”

“Oh, I know.” she said with a smile “But I don’t care.” and she pulled my boxers off to reveal my now rock-hard dick. “Oh, excited, are you?”

“Y-y-yeah…. This is…kind of my…first time.”

“Oh, well then don’t worry, I’ll help you.” and she started to kiss down my body, stopping at my waist, all while I shivered with each kiss. I slowly began to take off her lingerie in the same fashion she took my clothes off, slow and methodical. The air reeked of arousal from both me and Celestia, and as I undid the hooks holding her socks to her panties, I felt a slight wetness on the bottom of her panties.

“Looks like I’m not the only one who’s excited.” I joked. I think that might have earned a small giggle from her if she wasn’t already moaning in pleasure. I slowly slid her panties off and tossed them aside, and gently moved my fingers around her vagina.

It seemed that she knew that I was waiting for her to give me the green light to continue, as she called out between moans “mmmm. Please John, continue” and that was all I needed to hear, I slowly and methodically moved my fingers to stroke her pussy, and slowly move deeper with every passing minute, and judging by her reactions, she liked it “Oh! Mmmm, John… I’m getting close.” hearing those words, I kept just moving my fingers, but she stopped me “No…I want to…do the real thing…if you are ok with that.”

I smiled and slowly pulled my fingers out “I thought you’d never ask…. just uh…it’s my first time.”

“Oh, down worry, I can help you.” she said with a bit of a devious smile, and with that, she got on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my rock-hard dick. Whether she was going slow because it was my first time, or because she was trying to make sure she didn’t harm me, it still got a bit or a groan out of me, but it was just then that I realized that none of us had…protection, but again, she seemed to read my mind “Don’t worry my love I’m not in the heat, it will be fine…and yes I may or may not be reading your mind.”

“Magic?” I asked

“Yes.” she replied. And with that she continued to lower herself to my hilt, and then she started to go back up and down my shaft while both of us moaned in pleasure. However, it was Celestia who reached her orgasm first, but then again, she also had me to get her started. And to her credit, she kept going on me. Eventually it was me who was close

“I’m getting close tia.”

That caused her to pick up her efforts as she moaned “Good.” and as she finished her sentence, I reached my orgasm.

Having had our fun, tia came off of me and laid down by my side we held each other and kissed, as the air smelled of the musk of my cock and the perfume of her vagina “That was amazing.” I said between kisses

Celestia smiled “I’m good to hear it. And I’m happy to have been your first.”

“I wouldn’t want it any other way…now let’s wash up.” I slowly got up as tia horn glowed and I heard water start to run. I walked into the bathroom and saw the massive tub, I mean this thing was the size of a small pool or a very large hot tub. I guess that tia had one installed in her room so she could wash up without having to leave her room. The tub filled up after about ten minutes, and I saw Celestia walk up behind me, still in her lingerie

“John, could you help me take this off?”

I knew she could do it herself with her magic, but I still obliged her. She lifted up each hoof one by one, and one by one, I gently pulled off the shoes and socks. And then she kneeled down and allowed me to undo her corset and gently pull it off. We placed her lingerie and my clothes to the side and we both stepped into the tub, and when I sat down on some sort of bench, it was about chest neck high for me. I closed my eyes and relaxed for a second before I felt a splash of water hit my face followed by a giggle from Celestia. I opened my eyes to see her smiling face holding up a bar of soap with her hair all shampooed up. She floated the bar over to me, but just before I was about to grab it, she stopped “ah ah, I’m washing you.”

“Okay.”

She ran the bar of soap over the front of my body and my arms, using her magic to lift up my arms so she could do my pits “Turn around please.” I did as she asked, and I felt her use her magic to run the soap bar all over my back “Now wash that off so I can do your hair.”

“Wow, I’m really getting the five-star treatment here.” She giggled as I washed the soap off my body and then sat back down as she help up a bottle of shampoo

“Now hold still while I wash your hair.”

Sarcastically I replied, “Yes mom” she broke down into full on laughter as I washed off my hair and then proceeded to get out of the tub to dry off. But before I could get out, I felt tia lift me up with her magic and drag me back into a hug

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“Well I was going to let you relax here while I dry off and then sit out on the balcony.”

“You were going to go and sit out on the balcony and be alone? Not if I have anything to say about it.” She held me in her magic as she dried off and then walked out of the bathroom with her floating me behind her in her magic. She stopped by her ben and laid me down in it before getting in the bed herself and laying on top of me. “There, that’s better, don’t you agree?” and she began to nuzzle my chest

“I…. Yeah. Yeah it is.” and I placed my arms around her

She giggled “you make an excellent pillow John. I just have to wear earplugs for your snoring.”

“Oh, I’m not that bad.”

She wrapped her wing around me “We’ll see about that.” And with those words, I began to gently stroke my fingers through her hair until we both fell asleep.
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So that’s all for tonight…so far, things have definitely been looking up in life. And even though I’m worried about leaving Tia in order to become immortal like her, I know that in the end it will be worth it.