Beastman's adventure

Physco fell back on his bed panting. A blue hoof was laid on his his chest.

"Oh my phie~. You need to be more careful....you don't to get another child don't you?" Snowdark said panting.

"Oh no no no...we already have three don't need more." Physco said kissing Snowdark's head.

Few hours earlier.

Physco slowly gets up after almost Brutally beaten by Lee moon, a alicorn tall as nightmare moon. Plus she's nightmare Moon's student when she was on the moon. Dark blue body color and purple color mane and tail and black eyes. With spikey royal armor and a GIANT crush on Physco, she won't stop until Bubblegum and Snowdark are dead and Physco and Equestria is hers.

"So Physco sweetie...ready to surrender?" Lee tease.

"Go (censored) yourself." Physco said after spitting blood. "You're lucky you caught me off guard..otherwise I've already send your ass straight to hell!" Physco kneel a bit.

Lee laugh hysterically. She attack them when they were just having a picnic.

"Oh honey... If I had shown up without attacking you two I'll be disappointed in myself." Lee said walking around him. "I'll have to suffer watching you two cuddle.. It's disgusting...unless it was me and you cuddling."

"too bad I'm married."

"Yes...yes you are. But not for long...not until I wipe her precious little face out of existence. Then you and me can take over Equestria!!!"

Lee stop and laugh maliciously as Physco goan in pain.

"Stay away from her!" Physco threaten "or so help I'll rip your spine and guts make you eat your own intestines. I'll use your bones as toothpicks!"

"No you won't!" A voice call out.

Lee turn around and saw Snowdark grey body color behind her.

"Got cha you stallion stealing bitch." Lee said before grinning her teeth.

"Get out of here Snowdark! I can't let you get hurt!" Said Physco.

"Its ok honey...I'll handle her. Oh..for the record... He fell in love with me." Snowdark said

Snowdark snort as she drag her hoof across, signaling Lee to back off or I'll charge. Lee sway her mane behind her and go into a fighter stance.

"Fine...be that way." Snowdark said before running towards her.

Lee's horn glows and creates a barrier around her. Snowdark jump and came down with a punch. Her curl hoof made contact with Lee's barrier, But couldn't penetrates it. Lee made the barrier expands and pop making Snowdark flew backwards. Snowdark recover in midair and land on her hoofs, but didn't see Lee coming up and uppercut her into the air. Lee charge up her horn and fire at Snowdark while she falls to the ground. Snowdark regain conscious and spin to dodge Lee attack. She then open her wings and stay in the air.

"Come down here and fight me like a mare!" Lee shouted.

Snowdark raise her hoof in the air and summoned a small dark ball. The ball grew big as a three story building. This was known as the death ball. She laugh as she launch her death ball at Lee Who widen her eyes, can't believed Snowdark learned one of Physco's powerful attacks.

"Oh shit." Lee said, snapping in reality and try to push the death ball away.

"This ends now Lee!!" Snowdark said charging up a beam and firing Lee who still trying to hold on the death ball.

The beam push the ball and hits Lee. Lee screams as her armor was blown away from the impact. The blast was so powerful, it left a fifty foot radius crater. After a few minutes of checking Snowdark landed beside Physco.

"How... How did you..."

"I watch you do it when you was training today...then practice it myself." Snowdark said interrupting Physco question.

"God you're amazing." Physco said before going to kiss his wife in the lips until he heard ponies cheering.

"That was awesome!" One of ponies shouted out.

"You were amazing!" Another pony yell out.

"You think I can do it!?" A filly ask when he ran up to the couple.

Physco try to walk up to the filly but Snowdark stop him.

"I got this." She said patting on Physco's chest.

Snowdark calmly walk over to the filly.

"Tell me young one.." She spoke as she secretly flip open a balisong knife like spy in Tf2, Then stab the filly in the chest. The filly look at her in fear as Snowdark body change color from grey to light blue. Her blue eyes turn into red ones. "How can you do it..if your dead?"

She laugh as she drop the dead filly. The ponies scream and run for they're life. Physco walk up wondering what just happened.

"Umm..." Physco could only say in this moment.

"Whoa...I found my true darkness... I guess all I have to do is kill somepony." Said Snowdark.

"Huh...I guess...let's go home so I can figure out what just happened today.." Physco said scratching his head.

"Or...we can do something... Naughty~~" Snowdark playfully bit Physco's ear.

Physco smile and grab Snowdark's arm, pulling her close and they French kiss each other. Snowdark broke the kiss and look at Physco.

"So...you ready?~" Snowdark ask.

"Let me carry you home." Physco said still smiling.

Snowdark gasp and chuckle as Physco pick her up and walk on his hind hoofs. Snowdark nuzzle Physco as he just thought of something.

"I wonder why you didn't change color after killing Lee?" Physco ask as they disappear over a hill.

Suddenly Lee climb out of the crater looking totally beaten up.

"I'll get you for this Snowdark... I'll have my revenge... Just you wait." Lee vowed while picking up a piece of her armor.

Present

Snowdark yawn as she hug Physco and lay on his chest.

"Want some tea?" Said Physco brushing Snowdark's mane.

"No...I want you to stay in bed with me." Snowdark answer hugging tighter.

Suddenly a noise was heard downstairs. Snowdark jump up and look at Physco with a worried look. Physco gets out of the bed and take cover on the wall close to the door.

"What was that sweetie?" Snowdark ask while reaching out for Physco.

"No idea." Physco answer.

The door swing open and little princess Snowco climb into bed and hug her mother tightly.

"Mommy! Something down there!" Snowco said burrowing her face into Snowdark arm.

"Don't worry twin sis...I'll keep you safe." Phydark said posing as His father. "I ain't afraid of nothing!"

A loud crash was heard and Phydark quickly hide in Snowdark's other arm.

"Mommy!!! Don't let it hurt me and sis!" Phydark said doing the same thing as his twin sister.

"Oh don't be scared my little ones....I won't let that happened." Snowdark said before kissing her children's foreheads.

"Where Athena? Where's Snowgirl?" Physco ask.

"Athena is with Sandra and Snowgirl hanging out with Jassy and Cupid." Snowdark answer.

"Got to be freakin-" Physco said in anger before looking at Snowdark. "Stay here ok..protect the kids..still got the shotgun?"

Snowdark nod as she pull out a combat shotgun.

"Alright... I love you all..be right back." Physco said walking carefully outside of the room.

"Be careful daddy!" Snowco shout out as Physco was in the hallway far from his room.

Walking downstairs with total caution, Physco look around to find the intruder.

"Speak up now and I may spare you life!" Physco said going into a defense stance.

Physco look around and spot nopony, he couldn't hear anything right now. Physco start taking one step at a time. Until he got tackle by somepony with red snake eyes.

"What the hell? Who the (censored) are you!? Answer me!" Physco demands.

The pony growl and hiss at him.

"Fine...don't...I wouldn't have cared anyway."

Physco roll and push the red snake eyes pony off of him. Physco flash his wings to make himself a threat. But the pony just growl and charge at him. Physco backslap the pony into a wall.

"I kinda don't feel like killing Anypony right now...so either leave and live again... Or stay and die." Physco said charging up a chaos spear.

Physco know every single dark arts. Such as: demon magic, dark alicorn magic, vampony magic, etc. Thanks to shadow the hedgehog, he learned chaos spear, chaos blast, and chaos control. With this, Physco developed a new type of magic he created: chaos magic. The pony jump off the wall and then snarl and drag it hoof across.

"You really want to die do you." Physco said canceling his chaos spear.

The pony walk closer into the moonlight out of the window. Physco's eyes widen, he couldn't believed that the pony was Beastman, or in this case: Beastfang.

"What the- Beastman? The hell brother!? Why did you break in here!? Why are you...different? Is this a prank?!" Physco ask in anger.

Beastfang growl angrily. Then fast as Rainbow dash, Beastfang grab Physco's neck, then slam him into a coffee table. Physco wrap his hoofs around Beastfang's hoof. With a growl, Beastman lift his hoof up and shake Physco off. With a mighty swing, Physco lost his grip and flew into a drawer. He reach in and pull out his Magnum revolver and point at Beastfang.

"Beastman! Get out of my castle now!" Physco order.

Beastfang roar.

"Dammit brother, this isn't time for jokes!" Physco said before firing his gun.

With the same speed from earlier, Beastman shield himself with his wings and the bullet ricochet to a vase behind Physco.

"That was from Snowdark's mother... And I loved it.. Kinda. Anyway wait...your wings can ricochet bullets? How?" Physco wonder.

Beastfang pounce on Physco. Physco tried to push him off as Beastfang tried to bite him. As soon he reach Physco's neck, both of them heard a shotgun cocked. Both of them turn and spot Snowco with Physco's homeland 37 shotgun.

"Get off of my father!!!" Snowco yelled.

"Sweetie...that's a shotgun.. It's not a child play toy." Physco warned.

"I know daddy..."

Snowco pulled the trigger and the power send her flying. Luckily she hit her target.. Sadly since the shotgun had a spread on it, she hit Physco's arm as well. As for Beastfang, 7 out of 8 of the pellets hit him and he flew out of the window, still alive cause of the roar when he flew towards the air.

"Oh god! Snowco! You okay!?!?" Physco yelled as he gets up worried.

"I'm okay!!! I want to do that again!" Snowco quickly answer, not wanting to scare her father.

"Phew...I'll train you to use it on your birthday this year ok?"

"Ok!" Snowco exciting hug her father.

On the next day Beastman woke up in his bed. He rub his head and goan in pain.

"Son of a bitch. My head.." Beastman said getting up.

Beastman walk over to his bathroom and look at the mirror. He freak out as soon he spotted a fang shrinking into a dragon's fang.

"Mother of Celestia... It...it happened again." He said shaken with fear. "Oh crap...I hope I didn't hurt Anypony... Jeez...all because of that damn bite. No. It wasn't her fault."

Beastman walk off to make eggs. A portal open up and some red mercenaries of Tf2 walk out of it.

"Dude!!!! We totally wreak that game of payload!" A young teenage Boston boy with a baseball cap yelled out while doing flips.

"Heavy hungry for sandvich!!" Said the big fat Russian man with a bullet belt around his torso looking in the refrigerator.

"Mmm mmm mmph mmmph mmph mmph mmm mmm Mmmph." Said a mask pyrotechnic in a fireproof suit.

A Australian man with glasses walk out groaning and setting his sniper rifle down near him as he sits down on Beastman's couch.

"You big head wankers." He mumble as he sets his hat on his face.

"Hey scout, heavy, Pyro, sniper, how was your match with the blues?" Beastman ask trying to smile happily.

"Beastman is sad...why sad look on face?" Heavy said pulling out a sandwich and eating it loudly.

"What?! I'm not sad!" Beastman said quickly.

"admit it beastdude...what's wrong with you?" Said scout.

"Mm mm mmmph mmmph mmmmph mmph mm mmm mmmph." Pyro mumbled.

Beastman sigh before saying. "I turn into...him again."

"You mean Beastfang?" Said sniper.

"Yea...that dragonpony...vampony thing...Vamdragonpony!" Beastman try to think of a new species.

"Mmph mmmph mmmph mmmph mmph mm?" Pyro ask in mumbles.

"Ok narrator...they all get it...pyro mumbles." Beastman said as he facehoof himself. "Yes I still remember....It all happen when I followed snowgirl into the everfree forest. Heh...who knew she was a vampony alicorn. I offer myself as her personal food source. She bit me and suck some of my blood until she was full. But she was an alpha."

"So?" Scout said and shrug.

"Beta bite have no effect." Heavy said.

"Mmph...mmmph mmph mmmmph mmmph mm mmmph mmph mmmph mm!" Said pyro.

"And bam!" Beastman said slamming his hoofs together. "I struggle and slowly turn a vampony!"

"Now that just damn right rubbish." Said sniper adjusting his hat and kick his feet and set them on Beastman's living room table.

"Don't worry...it wasn't her fault..it was my choice to become her personal meal. I didn't think it had any consequences." Beastman said sitting down with eggs in front of him.

"Well I feel bad man..let's change the subject. How is you marefriend?" Scout said elbowing Beastman's shoulder.

"Bubblegum is not my marefriend." Beastman point out. "well she is a mare who is my friend."

"And you are nervous about date?" Heavy said.

"WHAT!? who told you!?" Beastman ask surprised, almost choking on a piece of eggs.

"Sniper." Heavy answer.

Sniper laugh. "Aw I'm sorry mate."

Beastman sigh. "No I'm not nervous. What's really bothering me is...she want to Go back to the human world."

"Mmmph mmph?" Pyro ask.

"Yea...but I can't leave here...its my home. I belong here." Beastman answer.

"Did you tell her that?" Scout ask opening a can of bonk and take small sips.

"I....lied. I told her if I return..I'll die. Last time I saw her human was when I was driving in the human world. Before I knew it...I crash and almost died." Beastman answer and explain.

"When are you going tell her the truth?" someone said in French.

"Who said that?" Heavy said pulling out his stock shotgun. "Come out baby coward!"

"Stupid...bloody spies!" Sniper shout as he pull out his kukri.

The spy decloak. Luckily it was a red spy. He a Frenchman dress in a expensive red suit and shoes. He also wears a leather ski mask. Rumors has it that he's blue scout father because he had slept with blue scout mother. This narrator says no. He pull out his disguise kit and take out a cigarette.

"Nice of you to "sneak" up on us spy." Beastman joke taking a bite out of his eggs.

"Yea...if you was someone else..I'll plummeted you like the force-of-nature! Pun not intended." Scout said air punching spy.

"I'm terrified." Spy said in sarcasm as he light his cigarette and took a Puff. "So..when are you going to tell her the truth?"

"No idea...but I Knew I have to someday." Beastman said taking another bite.

"Then tell her how you feel." Heavy said finishing his sandwich.

"Mmmph mmph mmph mmmph mmm mmmph mmph." Pyro said.

Beastman smile. As a all dimensional being and with his forth wall breaking abilities, he made some great friends from other worlds and dimensions.

"Thanks guys." Beastman said.

"My pleasure." Spy said flipping his balisong around.

Suddenly a drunk black, eye patch wearing Scottish man jump out of the portal cheering. He had a black cap on and two strips bombs on his chest and a whiskey bottle in his hand half emptied.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!"  He said before taking a swiss from his whiskey bottle.

"Demoman is drunk again." Said heavy.

"Man...I always wonder what demoman will be like if he's sober?" Said scout.

Then a drunk German man with a doctor coat and a pair of red rubber gloves came out and hang on to demoman.

"OKTOBERFEST!!!" The German cheered.

"Medic is drunk now." Said heavy.

"Mmmph mm mmm mmph mmmph mmph...mmph mm mmph." Pyro said shaking his head.

Heavy help medic and demoman get back to their world. Scout, spy, pyro, sniper followed.

"Good luck mate.." Sniper said before leaving.

"Thanks...I'm going to need it.." Beastman said putting down the fork and rub his head. "What am I going to do?"