Beastman's adventure

by Beastman

episode 2: meet the Beastman the dragonpony pt 2

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With the date he have in his head, Beastman walk around ponyville wondering to impress Bubblegum on Friday.

"Beastman you idiot!" He told himself. "You just had to ask her out on a date.. Even though you don't have any dating experience. How in the hell are you going to impress Bubblegum?"

Beastman soon stop and sniff the air. Surprised...he jump as soon he saw a blue color alicorn running towards him. With a loud CRASH, the blue alicorn crash into an apple stand Applebloom just made.

"Aww..that took me like forever to built." Applebloom whine.

"Hehe..sorry kiddo." The blue alicorn apologized as she rub her head.

Beastman lands and look at the blue alicorn, realizing who she is.

"Whoa..that's 'mess' up!" Beastman joke. "Well 'breaking' news folks...Snowgirl destroys the stand of the apples!"

Beastman laugh at his own jokes as Snowgirl walk up to him then hit him with a wood plank.

"Stand of the apples?" Snowgirl ask.

"Eh..its something Starfire would say." Beastman said rubbing his head.

"Hello beastman~." Somepony spoke behind Beastman.

Beastman turn around and nearly jump back in surprises. Its was the changeling Queen Chrysalis. She came to ponyville to check on her son.

"Mother!" Beastman said in excitement.

I know what're thinking: the son of Celestia and Chrysalis? How? Well Beastman and his brother Physco aren't exactly... Born. They was created. Celestia created Beastman and Physco for another purpose. But Celestia couldn't go with it and decided to raise them as children. How is Chrysalis the second mother? Physco has the DNA of every single villain Equestria has ever face, From Nightmare moon to Starlight shimmer. Chrysalis's DNA was a lot stronger than the others. Plus Beastman is his brother so..make sense right?

"Hello your majesty. 'Changing' life I see?" Snowgirl joke.

"Haha very funny funny bones." Chrysalis joke back.

"Snowgirl here is gifted with San like powers. You know the chill skeleton in undertale. Her left eye glow as well..isn't awesome?!" Beastman said to the readers.

"I just came here to check how Beastman doing..speaking of which." Chrysalis said while walking up to Beastman. "A little birdie told me yooooou....have a date."

"A date!?!?!" Snowgirl squeal like a school girl.

"For the record humans...Snowgirl has a ship addiction." Beastman explain.

"Who is it?! When is it?! Are you going to buy flowers?! Are paying for the meal?! How old is she? Is she about your age?! How tall is she?! Is she-" Snowgirl was interrupted by Beastman covering her muzzle with his hoof.

"Snowy! Chill. You're hyperactive as Pinkie pie." Beastman said

Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash walk past them with Pinkie pie asking loads of questions.

"Are you taking Fluttershy to a fancy restaurant? Or to a carnival? Or a cruise? Are you paying for the meal? How much does it cost? Can you save me some? Please? Oh Pretty please? Pretty please with cherry on top?" Pinkie kept asking.

"Pinkie! I'm not gay. I'm just helping her with the animals." Rainbow dash told Pinkie.

"Riiiiight?" Said Pinkie nudging dash with her elbow. "If your not a lesbian...then who do you like?" Pinkie look around.

"Soarin of course." The Rainbow pony said as she look up and he soarin flying. "He's dreamy."

"My God! There's way to many straights in Equestria... Dammit Hasbro.." Pinkie yelled as she walk off.

"Where ya heading?" Rainbow ask.

"I'm hanging out with Athena. At least she ain't own by Hasbro and being straight." Pinkie answer as storm off.

Back to Snowgirl, Beastman and Chrysalis.

"Well..having a lesbian couple in my little pony will teach kids that love is love. No matter of the gender." Beastman said with Chrysalis and Snowgirl ignoring what he just said. "By the way, a get together is going down at Bubblegum's... You coming?" Beastman ask Snowgirl.

"Sure..its been 5 month ever since we was together as friends and family." Snowgirl answer.

"Awesome! See you then mate!" Beastman said walking off. "Bye mom!"

"Bye sweetie! Don't be a stranger!" Chrysalis shout out.

-time skip-

At Bubblegum's castle

"WOOHOO! its great to see you guys!" A drunk yellow vampony said.

"I think you had too much light." Snowdark said taking the drink away from light wing's hoofs.

Light wing is a vampony with dark blue and black stripes mane and a blue tail and a expert swordsman. He quite related to the Firefox brothers since he Celestia's other nephew. He sometimes hangout with Silent, The white assassin pegasus.

"How idiotic of you light..." Physco said pouring himself a drink. "You had to drink fifty bottles of whiskey."

"Why aren't you drunk? That's your eighths bottle!" Said light

"Cause this isn't a light beverage.. I'll get drunk easily." Physco explains

"HEY EVERYPONY!!!" A light black alicorn with a red mane and tail yelled as she barge though Bubblegum's castle doors.

"Hey yo!! Lunatic in the house!!" A alicorn who look just like Physco, but instead is a female.

"You got to be serious... You again?" Physco said before he goan in anger.

Lunatic claims to be Physco's twin sister. Physco doesn't believe her and does not like her.

"Well I'm having the best time of my life... How about you babe?" A yellow alicorn ask a gray color alicorn next to her.

"Same here." The gray alicorn answer.

The gray one is the princess of darkness... Daughter of Physco: Athena rose Firefox and her girlfriend Sandra, daughter of Snowgirl who serve Physco and Silent who doesn't approve her sexuality. Bubblegum look around and spot Beastman talking to sniper from Tf2.

"Ok..so like I made a reservation to the most fanciest restaurant I could think off." Said Beastman.

"Are you sure you use your brain mate?" Sniper ask while knocking on Beastman's head.

Beastman slap himself in the head for being stupid.

"Dammit! Now I gotta-" he stop as soon he turn around and see Bubblegum with they're muzzles touching.

"Oh my.." Bubblegum quietly spoke while taking a step back. "So you have the date planned?" She ask blushing.

"Yes! Yes I did!" Beastman said proudly. "No." Drop his proud smile and attitude.

"Don't worry..we'll think of something on Thursday." Bubblegum said patting his head.

All of the sudden a royal guard burst though the doors.

"Elements!!! Celestia needs you this second!" The guard yelled out.

Everypony looked at each other before following the guard to Celestia's castle. When they got there they got some news they wouldn't believe.

"We're the new elements?!" Cupid yell in surprised.

"Maybe.." Twilight said flipping pages of a book.

"We don't have any explanation for this but..." "A powerful dark alicorn...oh sorry, not you Physco.." Celestia apologized.

"None taken" Physco said while bowing

"A powerful dark alicorn is coming here to take over Equestria. His power is too strong for me or the elements of harmony to stop him." Celestia explain.

"And your saying that we are the new elements and we are the only ponies who can stop him?" Cupid said still surprised.

"Yes...well like twilight said...maybe." Said Celestia.

"So when we fight this...dark alicorn?" Beastman ask.

"Luckily he doesn't show up in about... 3 years." Twilight answered.

"Which is good Because my son has a date!" Celestia squeal.

"Mom..you're embarrassing me." Beastman said while covering his face and Bubblegum giggling.

"Great...enough time to train." Said Physco.

"Good idea..in case we found out if you ponies are the new elements, you all must train frequently....understand?" Celestia said walking off to her room.

"Will..(blech)..do your Highness." Light said before fainting.

Cherry, who's is light's wife, sigh and pick up light and carry him home. The others did the same. Beastman stop and look at the sky, seeing the full moon.

"Hey beassssstman? You okay?" A voice call out which freak Beastman out a bit.

Beastman look what's in front of him and stop Bubblegum with fangs.

"Oh..it's you Bubbles...I hardly recognize you with your fangsssss and voiccccce." Beastman mock.

Bubblegum laugh before saying. "Ssssshut up beassssty...you know how I talk when I'm like thisssss."

"Yea...at least its not worst as mines." Beastman mumbles.

"Huh?" Bubblegum question.

"Nothing! I...GAH!" Beastman goan as he slightly kneels.

"Beasssstman?! You okay?! Whatsssss wrong?" Bubblegum ask as she reach to touch him.

Beastman snarl and Bubblegum steps back.

"S-s-sorry Bubble-gum...I didn't meant to..grr..I..." Beastman said before running off.

Bubblegum have no idea what's going with Beastman, nor why he's acting so weird. I mean..Beastman's weird..but not this weird. Beastman stop in the Everfree forest. Grunting, growling, and struggling.

"Can't...lose...control!" Beastman said to himself. "I...I hope she... Grrr...didn't follow. I..I don't want to hurt her."

Beastman's eyes soon change into red vampony eyes, he grew vampony fangs,  and his wings grew two times longer. This is known as Beastfang.. Half dragonpony half vampony. He words slowly turn into roars.

"I gotta...gotta...got...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

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