Best dream(?) ever

I jumped up from the couch in triumph. "TOLD YOU VINYL SCRATCH HAD EYES!"

"Oh shut UP keith! i knew she had eyes, i just didnt know they were... Maroon?"

"Oh yeah yeah... 'Those glasses are her eyes! She's so cool she gets different eyes than everypony else!' and you say im the one with a crush on a pony!"

"Oh come ON! Every brony we've talked to knows you have a crush on rainbow dash. and just a heads up, i've looked in your closet."

I immidiatly began blushing. Mabey i did spend too much time looking for... THOSE kinds of pictures... "Yeah well... err..." Perfect timing. I heard a knock at the door. "And the subject gets changed!" i walked towards the door and opened it, expecting to see one of our buddies on our street, but instead i saw a complete stranger. i prepared to point him towards the mall, but he spoke up first.

"Are you Keith?"

I was about to ask how he knew my name, but im not THAT rude. right? "Yeah thats me... you the new neighbors?"

"No... im looking for you. Me and a few other bronies nearby heard of you two and... wanted to show you something."

"May i ask what it is you re going to show us?"

"I wouldn't suggest it, its a long story... but you get to meet a ton of long-time bronies."

Evan jumped in front of me. "SOLD! lets go keith, where are we heading?"

"Whoa whoa dude... lets not just rush into this... 2 reasons. 1. this guy could very well be trying to murder us and 2... i have to check my twitter."

Evan rolled his eyes as i walked into my room and opened my laptop.

"Okay, im bringing my phone and my laptop with me. Just in case. Aight, lets go. lead the way mysterious brony person."
We followed him quite a few blocks awayand stopped at a tall brick house.

"Here we are."

"Okay, this street looks happy." I gave Evan a sarcastic look. "What could go wrong? i mean theres only like... no other houses nearby. except for that one over there which looks like the perfect place to film a horror movie."

The other brony lead us into i THINK the kitchen and we immediatly saw the group of other bronies. "You came." The oldest looking one spoke up from the small crowd.

"Why wouldnt we? I mean its not like this guy could have well been trying to murder us."

"oh shut UP keith. we're still alive right now, so we should be good."

"Whatever. so what are we being shown?"

"The opprotunity of a lifetime. Follow me." he said and motioned towards a door.

When we stepped down, we heard other people talking and it took a few seconds to take in the scene. "You guys are building something?"

"Yeah... except for one thing. this isn't just anything." He flipped a switch and we saw a flash come from the wierd structure.

"Uh... keith? look...at...THIS."

I turned towards what evan was looking at and my mouth dropped open. sure, the light was dim and blurry, but i couldn't deny what this looked like. If these guys weren't trying to murder us, we've found a way to cross into equestria. "Okay... this is NOTHING like what happened in Milesprower's story. So... what are we doing? looking in?"

"Well... here's the thing. we don't know if it works... this is where you come in."

"So... you expect us to walk into some portal that could very well just cause a major paradox and end up in us dying?"

"We thought you would say that... which is why these guys are here."

I swallowed as soon as the two men stepped out, muscular as any person ive EVER seen. We backed up and i turned to run but the tall one grabbed me. I saw evan get thrown in and i tried to break free but they had an iron grip. I closed my eyes as they shoved me in.

The last thing i remember before everything going black and the last thing i feel is falling. fast.

I woke up in a bright room, in a wierd bed. when i looked down i realized where i was. The hospital. My head-- My EVERYTHING hurt. But it also felt... Misplaced. I looked around for evan to see whether he made it alive or not. As soon as i looked to my left my jaw dropped. Evan was a... a... "Pegasus..." i whispered. He wasn't awake but he wasn't in good shape either. I looked at my back and was amazed. Not only was i a PEGASUS. I was the character i use all the time. twitter, the crappy stories i put on FIMfiction... everything really. "Oh yeah baby. Starlight is REAL. but... is EVAN his own character? Oh wait a second... all my twitter buddies... are THEY here? Am i an Uncle? Does my brother... If i have one... regret coming home when he sees what trouble i've gotten into? Only one way to tell... "Hello? Anypony--- whoa... Anypon--- AAAA-NNNNN-YYYY-OOOO---NNN--EE okay there we go... so i literally can not say Anypony here... OH COME ON! Ah buck it... oh seriously?! ok... next thing... Evan?" i poked him with my hand-- my hoof.

"Go away... my neck hurts..." He opened his eyes. "And my head... and my legs... and my wings... and my arms-- I HAVE WINGS-- Oh celestia-- Oh go--"

"Don't try. i've already experimented with it... kinda..."

"Ok... so were ponies? the portal worked? how did we get here?"

A voice came from the door. "Somepony saw you falling and swooped in to save you. I have to say, Nopony recognized you two. What are your names?"

I had to give Evan the 'play along' look. we used it a lot, especially when talking to the idiots on our street. "Im uh... Starlight."

"And im Dawn..."

"Don't mind if i ask... Who saved us?"

"I thought ponies your age always remembered moments like that.--"

She was cut off by another voice. "The one and only Rainbow dash! No need to thank me, it was my pleasure."

Evan poked me with his hoof. "Hey, in the stories, moments like this always mean the character gets a relationship with whoever said that. your dream can come true Keith."

"Evan, if we weren't in a world of friendship and joy, i would show you why cupcakes has the gore tag. Oh yeah, that reminds me, READ CUPCAKES--" I glanced at the two mares beside us with raised eyebrows.

"What are you two talking about?"

"Err... Nothing. Nothing at all."

"Yeah... just random stuff."

We sat around talking about random things for the next few minutes, trying to avoid conversations with other ponies, hoping not to reveal that we aren't ACTUALLY ponies. Right when our 10th or 11th conversation/debate ended a question flashed in my mind.

"Hey nurse?"

"Yes Starlight?"

"When the hay are we getting out of here?"

"Whenever your wings heal."

With that news i sat back and prepared for evan to ask the next question.

"How long will that be?"

"A few days, mabey a few weeks. Don't worry, We'll try to keep you entertained."

I rolled my eyes as i slumped down and tried to sleep.