Best dream(?) ever

It had been one or two days, Me and Evan were used to being a pony. Or so we thought. As soon as we got the news that we were ready to leave, Evan jumped out of his bed boldy and collapsed immediately. I died laughing. "Wow evan. Hashtag, EPIC FAILURE! HHHhahahahahahaaaa!"

I sat there laughing and evan stood up and glared at me. "YOU try it!"

I stood up and wobbled a bit, but i stood up. I glared at Evan triumphantly. "How's about that huh?"

Evan glared at me harder. "I bet i'll get flying down before you!"

"Well DUH! your heads always up in the clouds. Your an expert." I laughed at him again.

I didn't need him to say anything to know he wanted to pound my face in.

I helped him as we walked out. "Okay, first priority. Find an apartment, then find a way OUT. OF. HERE."

"But why? DUDE! this could be our one chance to--"

"Lookin' for me?"

both of us glanced up. We saw an all-too-familiar Pegasus. "Oh... Hey Rainbow... Well we KINDA were... but ACTUALLY we're looking for an apartment or something."

"Nonsense. you're a pegasus, you two need to get in shape. you live in an apartment! C'mon, i'll bring you to my place."

We looked at our hooves in embarrassment.

"What?"

"Well... heh... We can't... fly..."

"HAHAHAHH!! Good one! Now Cmon!"

Evan spoke up. "We weren't joking..." He looked at me. "We'll explain later..."

"No... we WON'T." i looked him dead in the eye and whispered. "If anypony figures out that we aren't actually ponies, it'll cause panic ALL OVER equestria! so just keep your mouth shut, and let ME do the talking."

"Ok... FINE. Jeez..."

"Thanks for the offer, but we'll be fine. Thanks." I turned away and was starting to get annoyed when the stubborn Rainbow pegasus spoke again.

"Scared of heights?"

I heard Evan almost immediately. "Shouldn't have asked that... He gets offended EASILY..."

"NO. I'm NOT. I Can't fly, okay?! HOW am i gonna get up there with useless wings?! Im GOING to that apartment, and if i hear another word, it better be acceptance. okay? just leave me alone." i trotted away and ignored every other word i heard from anypony. when we arrived at the apartments, Evan stopped me.

"Wow dude. that was harsh."

"Yeah, NOT. I get why everypony-- everyONE on OUR planet says that she's stubborn. Let's just GO."

We got our room, 2 separate beds, and sat down on them. "You still got your laptop?"

"Uhh..." i opened my bag. "Yeah. good luck typing though."

He glanced at his hooves again. "Oh yeah."

"Anyway, what should we do now?"

"How's about you come on down to Sugarcube corner, and turn those frowns upside down!" A voice came from the window, causing both of us to jump.

"Whoa, CELESTIA that scared me!"

"Pinkie!" Evan said and popped up.

Pinkie pie looked at our faces confusedly "Heyyy, are you new here?"

We exchanged glances. "Yeah we're new here." i then whispered. "If by here you mean this whole world, then yes."

"Well Come on! i'll make you super duper extra special cupcakes!"

We both shrugged and followed her.

We sat down in Sugercube Corner, and waited for our "Super Duper Extra Special" Cupcakes. "Hey. Evan. If she asks you whether they taste like rainbows, or says she added a dash of something special, Get the buck out." I laughed at Evan's confusion. He'd never read cupcakes, too scared when i explained what all happened BEFORE the story took place.

Pinkie arrived and handed us our cupcakes, and i was somewhat waiting for the line. She didn't say it."Oh man. theshe really ARE shuper duper shpeshial! thanksh pinkie!"

"Your welcome! Want anymore?"

"Yesh pleashe!" I said, and swallowed. "Sorry... heh..."

"Okie Dokie Lokie!" was what i heard before she bounced off towards the counter.

Evan tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window.

"Oh great... is she stalking us or what?"

Rainbow dash walked into Sugercube Corner. "Hey pinkie. What'cha doin'?"

"Makin' cupcakes for two ponies new to town."

I groaned and rested my head on my hooves. "Don't point out where we are..."

"Over there!"

"Wow. spoke too soon."

"Just avoid eye contact..."

"YOU two again?!" She said, obvious irritation in her voice.

"Yeah, US TWO again."

Evan shushed me, and for once i decided to let HIM speak. "Look were sorry... he just gets cranky when he's tired." He glanced over at me. "REALLY cranky. and he doesn't like being bossed around." Both Dash AND Evan laughed. I joined in after a bit.

"I forgive you. But whenever you feel the need to fly, just tell me."

As soon as she left Evan turned to me. "See Keith? I just got you flight lessons. and if this plays out the way im thinking, a date with your crush."

"Oh shut up!"

"Cmon dude. EVERY PICTURE in your closet gave it away. Your not a closet brony, you just have... closet... feelings? did that sound like a real thing?"

"Sure."

When Pinkie brought us our next batch of cupcakes, we dug in. When we finished, we thanked Pinkie and the Cakes, and headed out to take up Rainbows offer of flight lessons. and if Evan is right about how i feel... that Guest room.

"You ready to crash a good... Eight-Million times Evan?"

"Nope. But im STILL doin' it."

We trotted around looking for Dash, and eventually Evan saw her sleeping on a cloud. "Is it a good idea to wake her?"

"Nope. So now we WAIT! and guess how badly this is gonna go."

I think i must've dozed off as well. Evan shook me awake. "Its time to crash! Time to DASH! its... FLYING TIME!" He said in his best Announcer voice. He liked announcing stuff, especially the hunger games me and my idiot friends on my street do.

I sat up and glanced behind Evan, to see Rainbow Dash sitting there who returned the glance. "You there sleepy head? C'mon! The air today will smack you awake."

"Alright alright... just let me... figure out... why my head hurts. NOPE! no clue, aight lets do this!"

"Okay, now a lot of pegasus new to flying... who are usually younger than you... think you have to flap hard. Thats why a lot of pegasus end up falling on their faces. You just have to flap gently like..." She demonstrated for us. as expected. "...That. now you try."

Me and Evan exchanged glances. "First try luck!" I said and jumped up, flapping my wings just as gentle as she showed the two of us.