Close your blinds!

It was later in the day when Flare Warden trotted into Ponyville with her head downcast. She had bungled her mission a fair degree.

On one hoof, she had managed to achieve the mission’s goals perfectly; the statue no longer being one of Butterscotch who truly lived up to the massive idol that bared his staff.

While on the other hoof, she hadn’t caused Eris to destroy the statue and she just hoped that Dusk Shine wouldn't be too embarrassed and that either he or Prince Solaris could get rid of that bucking gold statue.

She stood in front of the doors to Dusk Shine’s castle and knocked on them, calling out “Dusk Shine?”

“Flare Warden?” he called out from a nearby room.

“I know we said we’d talk about us after we had that quickie in your old room, but there is something I need to tell you,” she said as she walked into the castle, following his voice.

“Flare, I-”

“No, it’s very important,” Flare cut him off, needing to tell him that the statue was now of him and almost in the centre of the town now. “I-”

She froze as she walked into the small sitting from with Dusk Shine looking terrified with an older looking mare sitting right next to him, drinking some tea.

“Hello dear, I am Dusk Velour and you must be the special little mare that took my little Dusky Wusky’s virginity,” she chirped happily as Dusk let out a tiny groan. She placed her teacup onto the table which had a book labeled baby photos and looked at her again. “Please, sit, we have so much to talk about.”

Flare Warden decided that she would rather deal with Eris again then do this. She looked behind her, only for the older mare to say, “The doors and windows are all locked.”

Welp, she’d slept with an alicorn and a draconequus today, she was good to die.

With that, she went to deal with the most terrifying creature of her entire life with Dusk looking absolutely scared.

Artemis let out a tired yawn as he woke up, shaking his head. It was not often he cast a spell that knocked himself out, but it was the only way to escape his brother’s inane plotting.
What was he thinking, having him go sleep with Eris and Butter-

He was not in his bedroom or anywhere he knew and he was resting on a metallic object. Looking forwards, he saw a note in his brother’s hoof writing.

Dear Arty, you never asked how I knew all those details about Eris.

Love,

Solaris.

Artemis’s coat stood up as he read the note, and saw that it was attached to a gold surface.

With his blood running cold, he tilted his head upwards and saw the profile of his brother’s face.

Looking behind himself with his entire body trembling, Artemis saw what he feared to see and simply screamed.

It was late in the night when Blitz and Elusive heard somepony knocking on the tailor's window.

Turning their heads to face the window, the unicorn opened his window and let the Lunar guard land in front of the bed both he and his pegasus friend were on.

“Can we help y-”

“Are you Rainbow Blitz and Elusive Belle?” she asked sharply, the bat pony glaring at both of them.

“Er, yeah, why?” Blitz asked, tilting his head at his friend for any help.

“Due to some backtracking, it was determined that entire set of events today was caused by you two not closing your blinds when having sex that resulted in Prince Artemis tearing Prince Solaris’s giant dick off, chasing him through the public parts of the palace with said giant dick and hitting Solaris in the head with it.”

Both Blitz and Elusive winced, with the former wide eyed and the later opening and closing his mouth. “Um,” the unicorn said, tapping his bed. “Care to repeat that as I am fairly certain what I heard could not be accurate.”

“Please don't make me say it again, seeing it was bad enough,” she groaned, rolling her eyes at how foolish her prince acted in front of the diplomatic visitors. “So… what are you two planning to do tonight as I have been assigned to make sure what happened today does not repeat itself.”

“Nothing really,” Blitz said, shrugging his shoulders. “Just going to teach Elusive here how to preen my wings.”

She paused at this, weighing her options carefully. And decide that if Flare Warden could get away with sleeping with Prince Dusk Shine, she could try and get away with indulging on her fetish.

“Hmmm,” she said as she removed her helmet and stared as Blitz opened his long, elegant feathery wing out to the unicorn. “I best keep an eye on this and make sure nothing… unsavory happens.”

Both Blitz and Elusive shared a look and then shrugged their shoulders.

What was the worst that could happen?

It was morning when Elusive finally woke up, with two hooves holding him close to another pony’s barrel.

Tilting his head up, he saw his friend Blitz began to stir and let out the most adorable yawn ever.

“Hey,” he said to the pegasus.

“Hey,” the pegasus replied softly as he went to nuzzle Elusive head with his chin. “Last night was…”

“Awesomerifically amazing?” Elusive offered.

“Yah, that,” Blitz said in a distracted voice. “So glad we did this.”

“Me too,” Elusive replied, eyes closing as sleep began to reclaim him.

“Hey El,” Blitz said, causing the unicorn to stir.

“Yah Blitz?”

“I think we forgot to close the blinds last night.”

Elusive opened an eye and tilted his head to see indeed that not only were his blinds wide open but the windows were open too.

Which meant all his neighbours and friends no doubt heard them last night. Pulling the bat mare closer to him, he muttered, “Oh buck me.”

“Well, since you asked El,” was his only warning he got before Blitz pounced, with the blinds to his window open to the world.

The End.