Twilight's a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?
Twilight stole a statue and doesn't give a crap about it, 'cause nothing is logical anymore. Rewritten with permission from Evictus' original fic.
Twilight stole a statue. Not just any statue, though, for it was the Sacred Totem of Amazingly Rad Epicness, or S.T.A.R.E. for short.
Also, she doesn't really give a crap about it. So there's that.
Rewritten from the story "Thief" with permission from Evictus. I took it as a personal challenge to see what I could do with a story that has far more dislikes than likes. 
1930 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:
- Oh hey. Look, a statue. 2017-03-15 01:09:29 UTC1198
- Don't blink... Actually, do blink, unless your eyes are already closed. 2017-03-19 20:07:59 UTC732