A dark past, a light future

Bonjourno my friends. I require auxilium. I will need OC's so I need your help. For a fuego like this needs help to grow. I will have many problems, but that is just the things are. I will need your auxilium to help me do this. Vale.

"Aww, damn it."

Of course I would end up here. Well might as well search for Ponyville before I die. Well then onward, to Narnia! (My friend will probably kill me for saying his line. Don't be surprised if this is the last chapter.) I start to sneak around. I normally would yell out and hope someone hears, but after years of being on the run, I learned you can't expect anything of people. No matter who it is they can still betray you. (true story) A friend is like a bomb. You can do all you want to stop them, but eventually they will explode, and the closer you are to them the more it hurts. I had a best friend once. Then he killed my family, and so I killed him right before I came here. His name was David, the eldest child I killed.

I always played games with him. We always played games like Left 4 Dead 2, Team Fortress, Terraria, Minecraft, and my favorite, League of Legends. We always used mics to talk to each other. But the his family learned that my family had a bounty on our heads. Them, being a hit family, decided we had to go, and that friendship is worth nothing compared to money. The next school day on my way back from school, I saw David. I walk up to him and was about to talk to him, when he pulls a knife from his backpack ad puts it against my throat.

"David, what are you doing?"

"You gots money on your head, so my family are here to claim it."

"David, you always forget one thing about me. I know the human body." As soon as I said that I grabbed his hand, pushed my finger on the vein in his wrist and then wretched the knife from his hand. Then I kicked him in the face when he tried to pry my hands off his wrist. I ran away. I ran home to tell my parents about what happened when I see a note saying, 'You're next.' I look around for traces of my family, and find blood trails leading to the basement. I go down the steps and see a pile of my 2 brothers, one who was supposed to go to college next year, and my other brother who taught me to read, and my parents dead. I start to cry. I was like that for maybe 5 minutes when i hear car doors closing outside.

I quickly go upstairs to my parents's bedroom, reach for the top drawer of the dresser, open it and pull out my dads p22. I also grabbed the key in there. I quickly load the gun, then run downstairs to the gun safe my dad had in the closet. I unlocked it and pulled out the ak-47 (that gun is fun to shoot) and the ruger22 hunting rifle. I grabbed as many bullets as I can, put them in a backpack, then run out the back door.

I hear shouting from the front door, so I ran. I ran for 6 years. Committed many murders within that time, and then killed David.

1 week later
Insanity sets in

"I slowly wander around the Everfree forest, watching and listening for anything that might prove harmful. I slowly look around and decided that it is time to rest for the day. I start to think that it might be a good idea, but the other part of me says it would be bad, because after one week of wander, I have to have made some progress."

My self-loathing monologue is suddenly interrupted by an eep from a bush nearby. I suddenly hold my hands out in a position as though I have a gun, and when I look, there is a good old fashioned p22 with a laser-sight. I smile, and approach the bush. When I am close enough to move the bush, I quickly push the leaves away, revealing a cowering little yellow pegasus with a pink mane. My mind shattered. When I come back to reality, she is gone, and all that is left to show that she is was there is a pink hair.

I decide that since I'm close to ponyville, unless she now lives in the middle of the Everfree, I should climb a tree and see if I can see it. I climb the nearest tree, and spot a small town and come to the conclusion that it is Ponyville. I slowly walk towards it thinking I'm lucky for not encountering anything in this forest when I suddenly think of a quote from an old Left 4 Dead 2 comic. "You jump into a lake full of piranhas and you ain't gettin' attacked? Means there's a shark nearby. So what is following me?

"Awoooooo!"

"Shit that sounded like a werewolf."

I start to get worried and get walking to the town. As I'm walking I hear panting nearby and I try to pinpoint it, but it seemed to be coming from everywhere. I started to panic. I heard stories of werewolves and how they tear their victims limb from limb. I start to sweat thinking that I haven't experienced all there is to experience in Equestria, when suddenly i see a shadow behind me, and then I feel what it's like to face plant. Hurts like a mother fucker. I then feel something warm moving down my back, then I pass out like a real man, with a groan, fart, then darkness. Beat that guys.

Anyway I woke up some undefined time later, and boy was I angry.

Warning excessive swearing here. I am censoring it cause it is too profane for me

"A f█king werewolf f█king f█ked the shit out my f█king a$$ while I sat there shi++ing my pants! What the f█k!"

(according to Death, who can break the 4th wall, told me that my profanity has reached it's limit today.)

I look in many directions, trying to clear a fogginess building up in my head. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain in my bones, as though something was tearing them to pieces. I start howling in pain, crying for someone to save me from the pain. I start to cry out again, when I only let out a growl. I start to realize that the pain is subsiding and that my skin is itching. I start to scratch it when I feel fur. Wut? Fur, excruciating pain, and (looks at hands) paws. "I, sir, am a badass werewolf." Then I realized, why do I always talk to myself? Wait, 6 years of solitude, oh yeah.

Anyway I start to think about weird things, chewing on sticks, bury a bone, chase my tail, bury a bone, sniff another animal's ass, eat a pony, sniff a-. Wait, eat a pony? Eh, thought worse stuff. Wait, (so much waiting, my patience is wearing thin Ace!) how am I in control of my body?

I dunno? Maybe you should SHUT UP AND JUST GO TO PONYVILLE ALREADY! I don't want to spoil everything yet.

"Umm okay red voice." How can a voice be red? I start to walk down to Ponyville thinking I've gone insane, wait, (*growl*) I already was insane. Nevermind. I walk down to Ponyville, and see a group of 6 ponies. 2 earth ponies, 2 pegasi, and 2 unicorns. I walk up to them slowly so if they see me I wont look like some predator running at them to eat them.

When I walk all the way up to them, 5 of the ponies are in front of the purple one. One saw me, then passed out. The other saw me then gawked at me. The purple one, seeing the other ponies all with weird faces on their faces, turns around to see me, then screams out monster, and all the ponies run away.

I tried to think how I looked threatening to them, then I remember, I am a fucking werewolf. No duh. Then I sigh. Life in Equestria is not turning out how I wanted it to. All I want is friend, I thought to myself. Suddenly I hear bubbling. I look around for the source, and see that it is a red pool of god knows what on the ground. I think to myself, what is the worst that could happen, and dip a finger in to taste the liquid. Well I'll be damned. It's Kool-Aid. I start to wonder how it got there when suddenly, I see something starting to rise from the Kool-Aid. As it rises the head pops up and I notice it has a horn. Hmm, maybe a summoned unicorn or something, I thought to myself. Then as it rises to the chest, I notice wings.

"Well I'll be damned. An alicorn." Then it fully formed. It was a fully formed alicorn. I poke it once, and notice how I feels like dough. "Hmm. *GASP* BEST NAME EVAR FOR YOU!" I called him Doughboy. Original huh. Then I see it looking at me. "Um. Hi?"

"Hello."

"What's your name?"

"I don't have one."

"HELL YES! YOUR NAME IS NOW DOUGHBOY!"

"Your very original aren't you."

"Shut up. I created you."

"Fine... You can call me Doughboy but I want a real name to use around other ponies."

"Then we will have to decide on that now wont me

Hi tis me. The league of legends game is awesome. If you dont have it, then get it on this link: http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4e29f998eca84710325774 Really helps me in game and also makes me happy. Also pm me and I will add you to my friends list. If you want me to not have swearing or tone it down (thought I don't have much to begin with) I can do that. Another thing, I know I don't say the time, but I'll force my friends Cobie (brony) and David (says he is not a brony) to fix it. I love you guys. Don't upset me or Urf the Seal will get you