A dark past, a light future

"Hmm. What names do you want?"

"Justin?"

"Who the hell are you, Justin beiber?"

"What?"

"Nevermind. So got any other names?"

"How bout Claudio?"

"Sure, I guess. But I will always call you Doughboy." Then I decide that we should go, before a monster from the Everfree tries to get us. When we walk into town, I see all the doors locked and streets clear. Kind of like in a western showdown. Then I hear a *GASP* from a tree near the middle of town. Hmm. Must be my werewolf ears. Anyway, I go to said tree, and then see it's a building.

"Ah, yes the library."

"HEY, A LITTLE HELP BACK HERE!"

I turn and see Doughboy collapsed on the floor, and laugh. "Dude, why are you on the floor?"

"Cause I need to learn how to use my body dumbass. I have the mind of a demon, not the body."

"Well I'll carry you, and we'll go to the library, cause I really want to go." When I pick him up he feels real. "Hey Doughboy, your a real pony now!" (Get the reference? No? You make me unhappy)

I carry him up to the door and then knock. The response I get is, "No one is here mister monster. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP."

I whisper to Doughboy,"Do they have phones in Equestria? Cause I don't think they do."

Doughboy whispers to me, "I don't even think they have cars, so no."

"Then Pinkie just broke the fourth wall, right?"

Eeeyup.

"GOD DAMN RED VOICE GET OUTTA MY HEAD!"

"I heard it too Ace."

"Yeah... Wait, how do you know my name? I never told you." I decide to glare at him.

"Umm I have your mind, well most of it."

"But you said you had the mind of a demon."

"Yeesssssss."

"Wha- Oh you jackass."

I look at the door. "Hey Doughboy, you wanna break down the door or shall I?"

"You because you can stand up you ass."

"Allrighty then." (Ace Ventura right there) I look to the left, and to the right. Still the same barren ghost town, except it's inhabited by pussies. I take a few steps back, then charge at the door. The impact shook the tree, but the door still fell. I laugh at how easy that was. They didn't even have a deadbolt on that door. I stop laughing at them and then look at the ponies inside. I expected to see the mane 6 all ready to use their elements of harmony on me or something. All I get is gawking. I see that they are not looking at me, but behind me.

I turn around and see Claudio there, except he is bigger. He is about the size of me, or taller, and I'm 6 foot 2. (finally a description of what I look like) I have black shaggy hair, I have a little muscle built up, but not like a body builder (they look disgusting). I always wear black, helps hide in places. Lastly my shoes are steel toed, but on the inside so no one knows, and have a knife on the bottom part of the shoe. (end of description. Please draw a picture, if I like I will eventually change description to match)

Claudio is standing there like he is a badass, and walks past me, then says, "Thank you my pet for opening that blasted door."

"Claudio, your my minion, I'm not yours. So go try and calm down those ponies. Oh and Claudio?" Claudio turns around. I punch him across the face and say, "Screw you." Then I start looking at some books.

Claudio

I approached the mares, but they kept scooting away from me. I tried to talk to them when I hear a boom outside. I look out one of the libraries windows, and say "Hey Ace?"

"Yeah?"

"You think you could take out an army of armored ponies?"

"Probably not, why?"

"Well we better hope that I have strong powers then."

"Claudio, why did you ask me that question?"

"Look out the door."

Ace

Jesus, can't a man get some time alone? I start to walk to the door, when I hear someone outside yelling commands. I walk to the door and look at what is happening. I look out and see this.

I saw all that, minus the stormtrooper armor. One song came to mind as I decided to charge. I quickly raised my arm to shove them out of the way when a shield appeared on my arm. I got surprised by this, but still used it to smash the royal guards aside. Blood flew everywhere. I let go of the shield, and 2 katanas appear in my hands, I grab them tight and start swinging. One after another the royal guards fell. I started to laugh maniacally. I started to get angry that there were so many of them. I start to heat up. Then I burst into flames. The royal guards all back away. Then I exploded. My flesh flew everywhere. I scream as my life slowly faded away.

Claudio

When I saw Ace catch on fire. I realized I needed to help. I started running towards him, but the guards stood in my way. Most were on the ground but there were still maybe 1-2 hundred of them. I start running as fast as I can to stop them from getting to what remained of Ace. I knew he couldn't have died. I would have faded away if he did. I ran at the guards, then as I drew near, they burst into flames, and slowly started to melt. The screams of pain from them were deafening. I still ran, trying to reach my friend. Many things around me exploded, even a guard. The bloodshed and fighting had scorched most of the library behind me. When I reached Ace, I saw a skeleton, that was slowly rising.

"Ace?"

"Can't let you do everything."

We ran at the remaining guards. I saw Ace tear the head off one, then his werewolf instincts kicked in, making him eat it. He started to grow his flesh back. After a few more minutes, all the guards were either dead, or bleeding to death due to loss of limbs. When I looked back at Ace, I saw him inside a glowing white cage. I look up and see somepony wearing gold armor, who is an alicorn like me.

"Beast, what is thou doing within our lands?"

Oh crap, if Ace's memories are correct, that's fucking Celestia and Luna. I see Ace, who is starting to change back to human. Celestia and Luna see him change to human and stand back. "HAHAHAHA, you think you can hold me back with your 'cage'? I will tear you limb from fucking limb, then watch as you bleed to death. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Ace, what the hell man, your going way past what you normally do."

"That's because when I blew up, I spoke with Death, and I can do ANYTHING!"

"What madness is this creature speaking. You I demand that you explain this to us," said Luna.

I take a breath to start talking, but when I look up I see Ace, standing behind Celestia and Luna. When they see me staring past them, they turn around, and see Ace.

Ace

"Hello there," I say with a smirk. They both just gasp at me, and I laugh. "Man watching you be afraid of me is so funny. Anyway sorry about what I said before, I have a terrible sense of humor. So yeah also sorry about your guards. You know, I'm thirsty." I raise my hand, and one of the guards on the guard suddenly regrew his limbs, and looked around warily. When his eyes reached me, he started cowering. "Hey, I'm thirsty, get me some water and I might not kill your princesses, except maybe Luna. She is the best pony EVAR!" Luna blushed at that. The guards looks at Celestia, and she just nods, then the guard starts running to a random house.

I look at Celestia and think, Man, that is one nice ass, not as nice as Luna's, but nice. I see Celestia blush. "Oh, fuck you heard that didn't you?" All I got was a nod from Celestia.

Luna looks at me and asks, "Heard what?"

"You don't wanna know."

"I am the princess of this land so y-"

"Look princess, I think you look great, and what not, but your a princess because you are an alicorn. Hey! Claudio, get out of that stupor and come here." He shakes his head and starts walking to me. When he reaches me, I grab his wings and hold them out. I hear a gasp from both Celestia and Luna. "See Luna, you are a princess because you are an alicorn, but looky here. I got an alicorn too. So he should be King not prince because of Monarchy. His is the heir because he is an alicorn and all alicorns are royalty. Like you, Celly here, and Cadence. You are actual royalty according to your rules. He is a male, and even here males still have a little more 'power' over others, so all hail fucking king Claudio."

"Can I actually be king?"

"No screw you, you are my bitch forever."

"Damn..."

"Anyway, Luna, your pretty, your powerful, but man can you be such a, whats the word, ah yes, 'stuck up'"

Luna looks at me angrily while Celestia is still staring at Claudio in shock. Then I see the guard I sent away running at me with water. I see him and decide to fuck with him, so I summon up some water and start drinking. The guard keeps running at me with the water, until he sees me already drinking water. I look at him and ask him, "Problem? (Troll Face)" Then I burst out laughing. I raise both of my hands, and all of the royal guards heal and come back to life. "Alright, I'm ready to go to the dungeons, but only if Claudio is allowed to live and is given, hmm, 1 million bits."

Everyone but Claudio looks at me in shock. "What? Is 1 million bits a lot? If it is, I don't care. "

I see a guard who is wearing like a brush on his helmet, signifying rank. "We don't give anything to monster like you."

"Fine." I open one of my palms, point it and the Moon (it's night btw) Then close my hand. Suddenly the moon and all the stars are gone. Everyone around me gasps, except for Luna, she passes out. "If you think that is strong, wait till morning, the sun is going too."

Everyone, Claudio included in this one, look at me in shock. I see Celestia say something to one of the unicorns, and then the unicorns teleports away. A few minutes later, the unicorn is back with a large sum of money in some bags. I laugh and say, "Well your part of the deal is done, so now for mine." I put my hands out and watch as they clip some magic cuffs that are supposed to cut off magic.

As we start walking to the edge of town, I see a few chariots fly toward us. We get into the carts and start flying away. I wave goodbye to Claudio, then realize how high we are. Vertigo go away >:P. Then I decided to start singing to distract myself.

We are off to be locked in some dungeons!!!

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A/N

Hi umm. yeah. OCs please tell me bout some of something. Kinda boring with only 1.