Rampage: Equestria's Punishment
Planning and fucking nosy mares
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I got dressed in my repair shop clothes and I looked somewhat like a mechanic. I know, not the best paying job, but I'm pretty damn good at it. I need to get to work because I got the day off tomorrow and I need to seem as innocent as possible in order to not be put in suspiciousness. These ponies are stupid and can't see the truth behind Celestia's bullshit but they are nosy as fuck. So I need to look good then be bad. I ran to the shop as fast as I could and reached the door and opened it."Sorry I'm late Steel", he glanced at me. "Come on Bill, twice in a row".
Steel is my boss, he tends to be friendly around customers but off work hours, he's a real dickhead. I walked over to Steel and asked, "where are the carriages that were for that one rich guy at Trottingham". He pulled back some curtains to show the carriage string on a platform above the ground. It was nice, I'll give it that much credit. But I bet they lied to all the poor kids that he was going to pay for new shoes for them and instead, he was paying a lot of money to repair his carriage, selfish bastard. Steel snapped me out of my thoughts and I walked over to a tool box and grabbed some hammers and a new wheel.
Surprisingly enough, the carriages are a whole lot easier to fix than a normal car. That's easy money for me. I grinned as it didn't take long to replace the whell, I had the platform to thank for that. I grabbed the rag in my shirt pocket and tried to clean my hands up a bit. I head back and see that fucking annoying pupil of Celestia's walk in with a carriage behind her and some of those puppets for guards behind her. "Can I help you your majesty", Steel asked. What a pussy. Steel looked at me with fury. Obviously mad about me not bowing. Dick.
Twilight broke up the arguement as quickly as it started,"it's alright Steel, he's not Equestrian". She looked at me with a smile. Oh man, I wonder how many times that smiles been used, fake bitch. I nodded at her. She glanced back at Steel, "I need the cart repaired for Celestia and the nearest repair shop is here, is that fine". Steel was as happy as a child who got free candy and assured her that the carriage would be repaired in no time. He looked at me to get on with it. I walked up to Twilight and looked at the carriage, I asked her what the problem was. She carefully and clearly explained that the princess of the sun (Celestia), was riding in the carriage around Canterlot and that the wheels came loose just as she reached the palace, and that she might need new flooring in the fucking thing.
I sighed and got to work on the floor, I removed the seats and placed them on the outside and I removed the flooring next. I yelled at Steel to get the nicest floor we had in the shop. He came out with some high quality oak wood smooth to the touch and soothing to the eyes. I placed it on the frame and drilled in the screws to hold it in place and put each one of the seats back in slowly. About an hour and a half passed and I was done. "There", I breathed out. I motion for her to try out the floor by sitting on the chairs she got in slowly and took a seat.
Just then two pairs of hooves walked in, I turned around and saw that it was Rainbow dash and Applejack, I waved at them and Rainbow waved quickly and didn't look happy to see me. I could honestly give two shits, but I don't, Applejack just tipped her hat in a respectful manner. "Where's Twi at", Applejack asked. But just then Twilight walked out to answer her question for me. I told them that I had just finished repairing the flooring. Twilight was curious as to why they were here though. Rainbow wasn't on good terms with me, didn't like me that much, I assumed she knew to look for her here because I work here. Rainow asked Twilight why she had to come here knowing that I'm here.
Twilight looked as if she just found out that they didn't trust me with their lives like Twilight here. "Because Bill is alone here, he's not exactly a pony Dash". I honestly like being alone with my thoughts, gives me time to discuss with myself how exactly I'm feeling without their bullshit pity for me.
"Because he doesn't mind that much Twi, That's why he works on the outskirts of Ponyville away from everypony", Dash explained in a dull manner.
Oh God that fucking phrase will be the death of me I swear to God! "That doesn't mean he doesn't want to talk to anyone" Twilight shot back. Rainbow pointed at me and asked, what exactly I'm doing with the ponies in this town. She kept on droning on about how I'm different, for the 100th time. And yes I counted. I got out the calculator from a drawer in the tool box and calculated the exact total amount she owed for the repairs.
It came down to about 450 bits in total. The currency is about the same here as it was back in the U.S. She wrote down a check with Celestia's name on it. "She said to put whatever the cost was on a check is that fine". I took it and nodded. Twilight started heading out for the exit and she turned around, "how exactly are you so good at this". I told her that I used to be a car mechanic back home, so these carts were basically child's play. She nodded, "you should get a raise you did great in Celestia's carriage it's almost as if nothing happened to it". She left and I headed into Steel's office and gave him the check. He took it and grinned at the amount we made in just a few hours.
"Did you hear that Steel", I asked. He glanced at me with a kind of 'really man', kind of look. He asked me how much I wanted exactly. I asked for ten bits an hour, he accepted. I grinned, "perfect". He glanced at the clock, and told me that I could have the rest of the day off. I was confused, "really". He said yes, immediately, nopony else was probably going to be here for the rest of day, so he let me go ahead and take the rest of the day off. I didn't argue with him and started to make my way back home, running into Rainbow and Applejack on the way out.
Rainbow stepped in front of me, "can I help you Dash". She started saying that she was wrong and that she shouldn't have been so hating. Which I don't give a fuck about how they feel about me, really I don't, but I need to keep playing the nice guy routine until tomorrow.
"I just wanted to apologize for the rude stuff I said".
"Look it's fine Dash I honestly didn't find your comments that rude, I mean they were true". She raised a brow, she couldn't believe what I just said. Of course, I don't mind being alone and as for the nice stuff with Twilight, I'm just trying to get along with everyone. She seemed satisfied with what I said because she said that we're cool and stuff and decided to head off. Applejack tipped her hat and started to head back to the farm she owned. I got to my house and opened the door, got in and shut it, and locked it. "Finally", I sighed, I don't have to play the nice guy routine. Alright enough fucking around I headed into the basement and decided it wouldn't hurt to make a few more bombs for the big day tomorrow.
I got it all planed out. I'm going to bomb the guard station here in ponyville first, that way backup can't arrive, and as for nearby towns, the nearest town is about 100 miles from here. So I got plenty of time to spread my message and clense this town and saving them from themselves. Then I'm going to clense and show the world for what it truly is and that change cannot happen unless it's done forcefully. If I were to express my self peacefully, no one would listen. That's why I'm going to do this. So that they may have a chance and that we can destroy this system that's controlling their lives. And to not end up like how Earth will end up in about 100 years or even sooner.
This nation and the neighboring nations next to it are having kids nonstop, it's ridiculous, and the peacefulness and no-killing is just stockpiling the global population. It's an absolute joke when someone says that 'everyone's got to be happy, everyone's got to live'. The survival of the fittest, it's a real theory, it's meant to keep balance to the population as whole, so in the future when all of our resources are gone, the entire world as they know it will crumble and then they'll finally realize that the whole time they've been living a lie. I finished the new bombs and decided that this was enough. I went back up and closed the trap door and covered it with the carpet. I heard a knock and jerked my head quickly to he left which was where the door was. I went to the door and looked through the peep window. Oh, and one other thing, paper money was invented since I mentioned it when I first arrived here.
It was Dash. What in the name of fuck does she want now.
I opened it and she smiled at me and I returned it , again don't want to seem like a dick. "What is it Dash", I asked. She scratched her head, and asked if she could come in. I didn't want to be disturbed, but what the hell maybe I could use the company. "Sure come on". She followed and I motioned for her to have a seat, "do you drink". She said that she does. I chuckled, maybe she isn't that bad, "you like whiskey". She nodded, I went to the cabinet and brought out the bottle and two glass cups. I handed one to her and I brought the bottle to her cup and filled it up, I did the same with mine. "So what brings you here Dash", I asked curiously, she doesn't really talk to me this often like today. She seemed a bt nervous and said that she was wondering if I could come and present myself over at Scootaloo's school thing where they bring someone they know to present them and shit like that.
"She looks up to you Bill". I knew what she was talking about, Scootaloo was always curious about me and when I first showed up here I saved her from timberwolves. And at times she would visit me at my work and ask me how to repair certain things and what parts go where and what their names are etc. She's actually a bright kid. I asked her when was the meeting. She smiled and sipped before answering, "May 18, on Friday". I was pissed, that's tomorrow, I have to do what I need to do tomorrow. Wait a minute, I know how I can play this out, I'll do the meeting thing tomorrow and then head home and do it. I asked her what time the meeting would start. She thought about it for a second before saying that it would be at 9:00 or a little earlier. Perfect, I thought to myself, I got it all figured out and to think that Dash almost fucked it up.
"I should get going now", Dash said getting up, "Tank might be getting hungry". I nodded taking a sip of the drink. And brought up the memory of the time she had a race for a pet to be hers. I chuckled a bit before asking her that maybe the whole race thing was a bit much. She nods awkwardly and starts to head out. I got up and followed her, I told her to wait up. She turned around,"yeah". I looked at her apologetically and wished her a good night. She smiled, "it's alright, bye Bill". I looked on as she took off. I went back in and shut the door. Ever since I got here all of these damn ponies are so energetic, they're always visiting each other's homes. Not a lot of that back home.
I went into my room and got some sweatpants on and got into bed. I need to get up early tomorrow for whats about to go down.
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