Rampage: Equestria's Punishment

I woke up to the sound of my alarm going off loud as SHIT! It was 5:30 am. Christ... I got up and rubbed out any sleep in my eyes and groaned, realizing I needed to workout before doing this so I can be at least a bit prepped physically. I went down into the basement and found my weight set, , which included my bench press, dumb bells, punching bag, punching gloves, you get the picture. I first headed for the bench and got my usual weights, 35lbs on both sides to make 115lbs in total. I finished about 20 reps, and picked up the dumb bells, about 40 lbs on both sides. I finished 20 curls on both arms and by the time I was finished, my arms were fucking sore as shit. I added 10 more pounds to the bar and quickly picked it up and started to do squats 40 in total. By the end, I was drenched in sweat. I took off 45lbs and did curls on both arms at the same time with the bar. If I wasn't tired before, I'm definitely tired now.

I put the bar and the dumb bells back in their spots and put my boxing gloves on. I took a good fifteen minutes of non-stop bashing on the thing, it's pretty worn out. I'm always using the thing, trying to keep my fighting in handy at all times. Once I was done I left basement and closed the door and covered it with carpet. I then headed for the shower to clean up. Once I didn't smell like shit I  headed for my bedroom to get into my best casual clothes. Black shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbow, blue jeans, and black sneakers, and my belt with cologne on. I fixed up my hair a bit so I didn't look like a piece of shit in front of all these kids at Scootaloo's meeting. I got my basic necessities for the next few hours, my wallet, watch, phone. Even though they don't have anything like these yet, they do have the same AC outlets, so I can still charge them like always. I then checked my watch to see what time it was, 7:00 am. Still early, got plenty of time to kill, I headed into the basement until I heard a knock at the door. "Who the fuck could that be", I knew it wasn't Derpy, I hadn't expected any more mail for now. I opened up and guess who it is.

"Hello my dear boy", Discord said with utter glee.

"Hey man", I said with a decent tone. "How are you".

He started pestering me about how Rainbow was at my house at late afternoon and close to early evening. I sighed before answering, and making it clear that nothing happened at all. The dirty bastard. But he was a fun dirty bastard. "I seeee", he said stretching the shit out the word 'see'. I rolled my eyes and asked him if there was any other reason he was here, other then keeping a close eye on my personal life. "Well I just wanted to say hello to my dear friend of course". I nodded understanding completely, me and this guy would head out to the bars sometimes and get shit-faced drunk and sometimes I would have a girl in my bed the next morning. Those were some good times. He would be in disguise the whole time, causing havoc on Equestria and such. *cough *cough chocolate rain.

"Yeah I know, hey listen you want to hold off on any plans you got for today", I asked. " I'm kind of busy". He raised a brow, I don't usually turn down a good time with a real guy like him. "It's just that Scootaloo's got this meeting where parents and/or family and friends come to present themselves or some shit like that." He frowned, aw too bad for him man I told that we'd hang out another time, just not now. He pouted like he always does when he doesn't get what he wants. "Oh come on now, don't be a little bitch like those ponies". He stared at me confused.

I stared at him with my best 'really man, really' face, and said, "you're always talking shit about them, don't be them".

He stared at me a bit pissed off, "don't pretend that YOU don't find any of these ponies attractive".

I answered almost as soon as he finished, "at least I'm talk and action, you're neither sometimes".

He seemed a bit stunned at this statement.

"Now look, I got to go", I closed my door and locked it. I went down back into the basement and brought out my guns, armor, and explosives, along with the ammo and hid it under my bed. I know, not the most practical hiding spot in the world. But, I just need to hide it all for just a couple more hours. I then went outside locked my door and didn't see Discord, must've left. I didn't see him anywhere, but it didn't matter. I went into town and looked for the cafe shop. 'Sugarcube corner", was the name, I found it and went inside and rang the bell for service.

"Coming", a young feminine voice yelled out from the kitchen behind the counter. I waited for a couple moments and saw a pink pony with curly hair come out. "How can I help you". I know who this is it's Pinkie, she threw a party for me when I first came here. I would've liked the party, except I'm not much of a partying kind of guy. I prefer hanging out with friends and drinking compared to partying.

"Oh hey Billy how are you". She seemed happy.

"Great Pinkie thanks", I paused before a second before ordering a double espresso macchiato with extra foam. I loved coffee so damn much, I always make sure to have at least one cup a day.

"Not a problem, I'll be back in moment", she said very cheerfully. She went back into the kitchen and I could hear coffee machines in the background and her walking back with a cup that has extra foam. Just how I liked it. "Here you go Billy". I took it and brought out my wallet.

"How much", I asked pulling out a five bit bill. She shook her head and motioned for me to keep the drink.

"On the house", Pinkie hyperly replied. Smiling the biggest toothy smile I've seen in my life.

"Thanks Pinks", I said appreciating the gesture and nodded walking off with the drink in my hand.

"No problem, I'm glad to help", Pinkie yelled out as I left the shop. I walked off to the direction of the school while sipping on the coffee, damn, everything just right. I kept on walking until I was passing by Rarity's boutique, I kept walking at a steady pace, not looking back. She's a nice gal or mare in her case, but she can drone on about clothes for a whole fucking hour. And I'm not even joking it's one hundred percent accurate. But my whole don't look thing didn't work. I heard her door open and I knew it was her.

"Bill", I heard her yelling behind me, "Is that you". Fuck. I turned to face her with the best smile I could to not be rude. She walked up to me and hugged me, "how are you darling". She gave me most of my clothes that I'm wearing since I got here. So a conversation I guess wouldn't be too bad.

"Great", I stated a but flatter than I wanted to, "how about you". She scoffed as if it was obvious to everyone in her vicinity.

"Absolutely fabulous, I'm going to Sweetie Bell's family/friend presentation for her. I raised both my eyebrows .

"Really", I asked, now interested.

"Oh of course, I wanted to be there for Sweetie this time as I'm not that busy as I usually am today", she replied.

"Yeah I'm going to", I said with a bit of a smile and a but optimistic now, "it's for Scootaloo". I explained how she didn't have anyone to show up and how Dash asked me to go and attend the presentation. As we kept talking I suggested that we could walk and talk on the way to school, seeing as we're both going there. She agreed and I kept going with her and sipping on my coffee as we conversed. I asked how Sweetie and her classes were going, not the most interesting topic ever, but whatever, well roll with it.

"She's excellent at school, Miss Cheerliee is telling me all kinds of great things she's doing", she explained with a very posh kind of manner. "But she's always telling me how she's having trouble with some of the fillies". I was confused, mainly because I met the girl and knew she was great and was extremely friendly to me. But I let her keep talking as I took the last sip and threw the cup at the next garbage can we walked by.

"We're here", I stated flatly. "Well what time is it". I thought I might've been a little bit early than I was supposed to be. I checked my watch and it read 8:30 am. "Should we head in", I asked Rarity. Mainly because I haven't attended any family/friend presentation back home, so I'm pretty ignorant as to what I should be doing.

"I don't think that it wouldn't be wrong to go in", she told me in an assuring tone. "Let's just head in darling, someone will tell what to do". I nodded and followed her inside, we walked in the hallway until we reached the benches by the classroom door. We sat down and decided to keep talking while we waited for us to head to in. I'll skip about thirty minutes ahead so you don't have to listen to me talk to Rarity how her dress orders were one of the most stressful ones she's had yet. Your welcome.

I heard the door open and told Rarity it's time to go, I checked my watch and it now read 8:55 am. By this time many of the other family/friend guys showed up. And being the only human here, you get a bit more attention than you would bargain for. But enough of that, I went into the classroom and stood along the wall with everyone else and I saw Scootaloo who was happy as could be seeing me there. I wave at her smiling.

"Alright class", Miss Cheerilee started, "we will now start the family/friend presentation, who's ready to have fun". The class erupted into a loud cheer from the whole class, loud as fuck let me tell you. "Now first off we have Scootaloo to start us off", Miss Cheerliee brought her up to the front of the class to begin," who'd you bring sweetie." Scootaloo was walking toward me to walk up.

"I brought Bill", she said happily. I walked up with her to the front of the class.

Miss Cheerliee spoke up, "can we all give it up for Bill everyone". There was some clapping and such and Cheerliee spoke up again, "you can start now Bill".

I took a breath and started,"my name is Bill Williamson, i am a human, obviously, and that I worked as a mechanic back home (which is true), and now I'm a carriage repair man". The class was interested, that's for sure, the looks on their faces, it's like when you give a baby his/her pacifier." I also repair small electronics. And for anyone who wants quality repair work done, I can take care of it". Once I was done, the class was somewhat satisfied with my self-explaining. I then asked the class for any questions. A lot of them actually raised their hands up. One of whom was a young colt and had a brown spot on one of his eyes. I picked him,"yes", I asked.

He started," how did you end up here mister". I told him that I really didn't know. But personally, I think it has something to do with me dying back home. I asked for questions again, and a mare with a grey coat raised her hand up and I called on her.

"Are you Scootaloo's dad or something", she asked. I didn't expect this, but I answered regardless.

"No",I replied. Answering her and I continued,"but she's a close friend of mine and she's a good kid so I'm here to present for you all". She was confused as to why I was with Scootaloo, but she didn't say anything else so I asked the class for one more question. A young filly raised her hand and I called on her in the blink of an eye. "Yes".

She took a second before answering, "do you have a relationship with anyone Mr. Williamson". Okay, I knew there were going to be awkward questions, but I didn't think they'd ask that.

"No not at the moment", I explained. "I'm trying to focus on getting more money and a better set-up at the moment". I concluded my little show and told everyone they had great questions and I went back to the wall. Rarity came up and told me that I did great up there. "I just explained what I do on a daily basis, which is everyday".

"Oh nonsense",she whispered poutingly. "You did great, you can't be the best up there anyway not everyone did their best all the time they try". I nodded to get the talk over with. It worked, she stopped and I pretty much drowned out everything else until the whole thing was over. Miss Cheerliee said that class was dismissed after it was over, so Scoots walked out with me.

"Thanks for coming Bill", she seemed happier than my family was on taco Tuesdays. "I know you might get in trouble at work for coming". I assured her that it was okay, and that I got the whole day off. So she didn't have to worry. "Alright".

"So you going to go home now", I asked, hoping for her to say yes. "Because you should enjoy this day off, you probably don't get a lot of them very often".

"Yeah I am actually", she decided. "Sweetie wants to come over with Applebloom and do a little bit of painting for our cutie marks". I smiled and said that's a great idea. "What about you". I told her that I'd just be laying around at home mostly. "Alright bye Bill".

I stood there and watched her leave and once she was gone I went on my way home to get ready.

A few minutes later....

I just got home and unlocked the door and shut it. I made way to my bed and took out all my gear and laid it on the bed. I shut the curtains to make sure no-one could look in. I started with the black tactical shirt and pants, I then put my tactical boots and knee pads, elbow pads, plus full finger black tactical gloves. I then started with the armor. Making sure that each plate was in its' correct spot. Once I was sure I put on a black balaclava with the head part cut off, so it only covered my neck. Once all of that was done I loaded the clips into guns and holstered them including the M9. I put all of the clips that could fit into my tactical vests' pockets. And the excess went into the black back pack I got with me, including the explosives I made.I put the pack on me and went out the back door, i grabbed the voice changer and a fake orange tail, I then put on my mask and now I was ready. But I was forgetting something, shit the fake money, I went into the basement and put all of the counterfeit cash in the pack on my way out.

I climbed over the wall and went through some backyards until went to the hill by the edge of the everfree and saw the cart I left about a month ago. No-one had touched it, perfect. I brought the backpack out and unloaded the explosives carefully. Placing them in a good row I hooked them up to the detonator and released the brakes. Oh and down she went. Stumbling the whole way down, but made it into the guard station and crashed through the door. I flicked the switch and there was a humongous BOOM!!!