Rampage: Equestria's Punishment

The whole building erupted in a huge explosion and the fire engulfed the surrounding area. Maybe I had put too much of those fluids in the bottles. I ran down the hill putting on the fake tail and the voice changer on the way down. I had just reached the outskirts of town when I ran into a mare with a pink and purple hair, I raised my left arm holding my MP7 and opened fire on her. She dropped like a rock onto the ground, I ran past the body down the road, surely now if the townsfolk weren't aware, they are definitely aware now with the gunshots. I turned at an intersection and ran into about twenty ponies and they saw me and ran for they very existence, I raised my right arm holding my MP9 and fired onto them. Bodies everywhere just dropping like sacks of potatoes. I then continued with the process of raising either arm to fire.

I walked into a small diner and raised both of my arms and unloaded the whole thing into them. I paused to reload both guns and stared at the piles of meat that's now sitting at the floor. "Clean up on aisle nine", I joked. I left the diner and continued to roam around the town as if I had just made it into my bitch. It felt great. I ran down the street firing on anyone that came into view, but then a group of guards were stopping right in front of me with guns in their hands, probably weren't in the building when I burned it into the ground. They fired at me, it's a pretty good thing I had put on my armor. Most of the bullets ricochet off of me, but a couple of rounds made me back up a couple of steps.

I turned around and squated letting them waste all of their ammo until I heard their clicking. I grinned behind my mask and turned around standing up and firing into the group. They cried out in agony as bullets ripped their bodies apart. I marched past the dickheads who were shooting at me.  I looked for the big fucking tree that they called a library, there it was, right in the fucking center. Sticking out like an infected sore thumb on an asshole who just fingered a chick with crabs. I ran to it and busted down the door with a huge kick. I looked around rapidly for Twilight, no where in sight, but there was a group of stallions and mares who stared at me terrified. But I couldn't worry about them as I was tackled to the ground by somebody, but unfortunately for him I'm always practicing on my fighting skills and I pulled a reversal on his amateur ass. I was now on top of him and I quickly pulled out my knife and quickly, but cleanly, slit his throat. Two stallions charged at me in the hopes that they would overpower me. Fucking idiots. I drew the MP9 and fired on them both and stood up quickly.

"What the fuck was that", I demanded. Man, if they were scared of me before, now, I was the devil in their eyes. They way they stared in horror. "Anybody else wanna play hero....huh". No answer, I looked around the rest of the room and didn't see anybody else in the vicinity. "Twilight I'm going to count to five", I stated. "If I don't see you in that time, I'll kill everyone and find you myself". I heard a door open by the group and out came Twilight. I stared at her and she was crying her eyes out, she had mascara everywhere. "Everybody's out here, what were you doing in there", I asked. She stuttered, trying to find the right words to speak with. I quickly looked around and pointed my gun at the group and looked at the guy who tackled me. It was Spike, Twilight's assistant. He's dead for sure, a thin pool of blood was leaking from the hole in his throat and was seeping everywhere. Twilight looked over my shoulder and shrieked.

I pointed my gun at her to stop her in her place, "Twilgiht sit the FUCK DOWN". She was sobbing uncontrollably and I ordered everybody else to get on the ground. I walked to the center between the bookshelves and pulled up a chair. "Here Twilight", I pushed it over to her and she caught it I her hands. "You get a chair". I said enthusiastically. She began to speak up.

"I'd rather not mister", i got really pissed now.

"SIT IN THE FUCKING CHAIR", I shouted at the top of my lungs, trying to be like that asshole Chip. I shook my head, "tsk, tsk, tsk, don't act like your on the same level as the rest of these ponies, you fucking hypocritical bitch". She sat down without another word. I took another seat and sat myself down trying to calm myself down. I fiddled around with my fingers and I spoke up after a few minutes. "I do want to ask you something Ms. Sparkle". She raised her up and her face was now matte colored from the sobbing.

"What do you want", she said sounding like she gave up on everything.

"I want you to get on the radio and tell Celestia that she has to fix the gun laws, the population laws, the laws in general, and to concentrate on problems that actually fucking matter, and if you don't, I'll fucking kill you and these people and get on that radio myself". She got up and I followed her to where she kept her radio, "nobody moves", I yelled raising my voice. She got on the radio and got on Celestia's line. "Sound like you're happy as fuck". I commanded.

"Hello, Ms. Sparkle what is it", a stallion answered.

"Hello Flash, can you put Celestia on the line please", she requested bluntly.

"Yeah, one second", he responded.

I waited a whole moment and I finally heard Celestia's fucking annoying motherly tone of her Goddamn voice. "Hello, Twilight, what is it, did you already learn another friendship lesson". Twilight started talking, but I had to put the guns' muzzle to the back of her head.

"No, there's just some demands that somepony wants", she stated dead in the inside.

"Twilight is this a joke your friends wanted you to pull", she chuckled. "Because it's pretty good".

"It's not a joke Celestia, this stallion's got a gun to my head", she yelled.

"Hello Celestia", I sang in a cheerful manner. There was a tense long pause before she spoke again.

"What happened to Spike, why didn't he send any letters", she demanded in a loud tone in her voice.

"We'll see the thing there 'Tia, is that he's a puddle, and, I don't think puddles can talk", I stated in a matter of fact manner.

"You sick monster", she spat out through the radio in disgust. I made a face through the mask and just chuckled.

"There're just few less ponies draining your resources, you should be thanking me", I said in an annoyed expression. "Now look, I want the gun laws, the population laws, laws in general, to change, and for you to not to lie to these people that you can actually perform god-like feats, plus lying to your own citizens that all will always be well." I'm going to tear her palace apart. " the truth is, that your dooming Equis, and all of the living beings here on this God forsaken rock the more you lie to yourself and others".

She came back right away mad as hell, "how dare you question my abilities". She just wouldn't shut up, "who are you". She didn't know who I was because of my distorted voice, perfect.

"I'm not questioning them", I said. "I'm making claims against them with science, and facts, not bullshit assumptions". I had just about enough of them and just wrapped it up, "have it changed or I will do something worse than having your most prized pupil as my hostage", I threatened. I shot the radio several times and pointed the gun at her and ordered her to go back with the others. She walked back and ordered her to get into the chair and stay there while I leave. "You better hope she changes all of this when I'm done it I'll be back even worse than before and I won't take most of anyone I find as hostages". I left the building before they could even respond.

I ran back out on the street and ran through the streets barging into homes, continuing my killing spree to get Celestia's attention. And believe me it's going to work. But after a bit, I realized how the guards might come by now from other towns, it's been awhile now. I made my way to the tracks at the station and busted the door down to the office and killed everyone so they couldn't warn anyone on those trains. I reloaded both of my guns and went out to the tracks. I took my pack off and unzipped it, I still have some IEDs that I didn't use. I placed the in spots where I suspected the cars might stop on the tracks. I then backed up away and went behind some bushes by the Everfree, now I would play the waiting game. A few moments passed by until I then heard the sound of tracks and stood up, I peeked over and watched the train pulling up. I clicked on the switch for the first set of bombs to arm and I patiently waited for the train to get closer. It was just about to pull up by the station. I clicked the switch when the engine was just above it.

The whole train flew off the tracks and slid into the ground before haunting to a complete stop. I clicked the second set and two whole cars were incinerated on the inside. I finally blew the third and last one which destroyed the last two cars. I walked up to the wreck to the examine the damage I caused. I started to chuckle, that chuckle began to turn into uncontrollable laughter. I kept laughing for five whole minutes,  but then started to relax and stop. I needed to get back home. But first I went for the center of town by the library and found a garbage can to dump the counterfeit cash in. I set it up and ran for the bank. "Everybody put your fucking hands up and get on the ground", I ordered. "Mister manager get out here NOW", I yelled. He came out. "Think fast, what do I want". Jesus did he take forever.

"Money", he concluded.

"Oh you're a smart one genius", I said sarcastically, "get over there and open the Goddamn safe". He went over to the back and I told the tellers to back up and to not touch those alarms or I would rip them apart. "Open the registers", I told the cashiers in a rushed tone. "Come on you heard me, MOVE IT". The manager came out saying that he had the safe open and I followed him with one gun pointed at him and the other at his employees. I then tossed him my pack and told him to fill it up. His frail hands were as fast they could putting all of those bits in the bag. I chuckled at how scared he was, "look calm down, everything's going to be fine, I'm not going to kill you, I don't know why I'm not". He was still scared absolutely shitless.

"Please just don't shoot".

I kept on chuckling, " you see, you see, it's money", I paused before I kept on rambling, "it's about as worthless as you are". I was now growing impatient. "Hurry up".

"I'm hurrying", he said frantically.

"Hurry up", I repeated. He stuffed the last bill into the bag, "that's it, that's all of it".

"Good", I responded. "Just stay there now".

"Thank you".

I went out into the center of town and went to the garbage can to dump the pockets dilled with the counterfeit cash. I then raised my voice so anyone In these buildings could hear me, "your fucking money doesn't mean ANYTHING". I kept on dumping the shit until the pocket was empty, " because all you use it for is STUPID and senseless SHIIIIT"!!! I then got out the last liquid with the flammable liquids and poured it all out in the fake cash, I then pulled out a match and struck it. "Say goodbye". I threw into the can and the thing erupted into flames. I then raised the bottle all around me, "have a nice day"!!! I then ran away from town and into the forest to get home.

I went into the forest to go around this mess, albeit I did make the mess. I kept trudging through the woods until I saw the homes I can through to get home. I was just about to head out for the homes when I heard clapping behind me. *clap, *clap, *clap, "very good show on the whole Rampage you just threw out onto everyone".

I turned around quick, quick enough to make roaches jealous. It was Discord. Shit. "What do you want"..

"Oh don't play dumb my dear boy, I know it was you", he smiled. "Billy oh my dear boy, what if I was to tell everyone that you did this". I thought quick and came up with an idea.

"Here look, I got tons of money in this pack, just have a look". As he looked in I reached into my back pocket and pulled out a taser. "Hey Discord", I asked with a cheerful tone.

"What is it my bo-", he couldn't finished and he fell to the ground groaning in pain.

"You alright", I asked. He kept groaning, "gimme your hand". I reached for his hand and pulled out my M9 and put out it in his hand. "It's alright buddy, I'm about to give you the eternal peace you always wanted". I pulled the trigger and his brains blew everywhere. I left my gun and in his hand and left. I climbed over the walls and made my way back to my home avoiding any conflict of any kind 'till I got home. I opened the backyard door and shut it. I ran for the basement and opened the door and got undressed. Once I was out of the armor took off the black tactical gear, I set my guns down on floor by them. I put on some jeans I left in here and went back up and shut the door. I covered all of the traces that could be pointed directly at me.

I went for the shower to clean up I got blood on me from Discord. I kept on washing 'till I didn't smell,came I was completely clean. I got out and went to my bedroom to get some casual clothes on. Black shirt, jeans, sneakers, and I laid down on my bed with some of the money I took from the pack. I counted the small bundle in my hand, 25,000 bits, and that's just the first handful! Here's hoping my messages  goes through heard and it all follows through, if not, then well, I could always do this again. But let's hope it doesn't come down to it.

I turned the radio by my bed and listen to the news anchor on the other end go through reading his papers for his audience. "We've just received news that the notorious gunman roaming through Ponyville has ceased his attack and the Royal Guards are now looking for suspects who could be tied to this incident. The kill rate goes up to 156 deaths, and 13 injured. We'll inform of you further news they unfold, and we still urge folks to remain indoors until it's confirmed safe to go out. There's also tons of damage done to this town. The trains and the tracks to the station are completely destroyed. And the Guard station is in ruins. I don't who this is, but clearly he has the, means, gear, and the perfect planning it seems". I shut off the radio after deciding that I've heard all I need to hear. I was hoping that they'd find Discord's body with the gun and say that most of this was him.

I decided that it was a long day, I took off casual clothes and got some sweatpants and tank tops on and got into bad to nap.

The time for change had just begun....