"You've seen it on the news but now this YouHoof channel of the one and only on the edge trendsetter Trenderhoof is on full time watch for these two lovely mage extraordinaires!"

Flashes of photos and short clips of Sunset and Twilight fighting spirits, shooting and slicing, flying in the air on their wings or performing daring feats such as when they stopped the spirit train that had possessed Lightning Dust. Then the image had gone back to a well dressed, hipster looking young man with a stylish blonde coiffure and glasses.

"Now I know I hear some of you asking, 'But Trenderhoof, what is a mage and how does that differ from the typical spell caster?' Well my lovelies, I shall explain! Compared to the grounders and the fliers, the spell casters have the ability to tap into the energy around us to perform magic! Spell casters come in all shapes and sizes, basic or skilled, with strengths and weaknesses in different types of magic! Mages however seem to have no such natural limits! Their talent and skill can only grow with more study and practice! Allowing them access to the higher and more powerful forms of magic! Such as the magic that allows them to purge the evil spirits from those possessed! Like this one not too long ago!"

Another cut away showed photos of Sunset and Twilight's victory over Diamond Dog Rarity! Of course no one knew who had gotten these images or how, but it was to fucking awesome to question! Seriously don't question it.

"But of course, spirit extermination and magic doesn't seem to be the foxy redhead's only talent!"

As the video began, the viewer leaned in closer to their phone, eyes wide and starting to feel excited as moans began to fill their earbuds... right up until Applejack yanked them right out of her ears and phone, causing Sunset's breathy moan to sound out at the lunch table.

"Consarnit Dash! Turn that smut off!" snapped the blonde, blushing hard as that night on the football field flashed back into her mind. Shaking her head as the athlete blushed and fumbled to exit her phone's browser, Applejack sank back into her seat with a sigh "Seriously. Were ya' even listenin' to what Ah said?"

"Yeah! Duh!" said Dash, stalling as she scrambled to clear out the naughty thoughts and conjure up the right answer. "Uh... something about apples right?" The deadpan stare from her friend immediately brought a sheepish smile to the athlete's face.

"Ah was sayin' that Rares's been havin' it rough, so Ah invited her over ta' our table again today n' she accepted. So when she gets over, don't start no shit." repeated Applejack, pulling out a macintosh apple from a brown paper bag that had her name on it.

"What, so she's finally given up hope of getting back in with the popular kids?" asked Rainbow, taking a big bite of pastrami sandwich and ignoring the look she got from the farmer.

"... yeahhhhh, so if'n ya' could not bring that up, that'd be swell."

"Hey, don't worry about it." said Rainbow Dash, following up her bite with a swig of soda before she noticed Rarity on approach with a tray of the cafeteria's finest wilted salad as her lunch of choice for the day.

"Hello girls." said Rarity, giving a soft timid smile as she chose to take a seat next to Applejack.

"Hey Rares. How's it goin'?" asked Applejack, giving the other senior a gentle smile.

"Oh well enough. Swimmingly even. Fine." said the fashionista, her smile becoming strained as she paused for a moment "Except I'm absolutely shunned by my old circle of friends, my reputation is totally lambasted and I'm now more or less an outcast for having been possessed and kidnapped many of my fellow students." And with that, Rarity's forehead hit the table.

"... so not great." supplied Dash, who gave a shrug at Applejack's scowl "What? She opened the door..."

Shaking her head, Applejack reached over and gently patted Rarity's back "It'll get better Rares. They jes' gotta' get ya' weren't in control of yerself."

"However long that will take." mumbled Rarity, still face down but it was pretty easy to hear the pout in her voice.

"Hey, don't worry about it. At the very least Twilight doesn't seem to hate you." offered Dash.

"Really!?" said Rarity, head shooting up and a bit of hope in her voice.

"I mean, she's still indifferent to you yeah, but that means she doesn't hate you, right?" added the athlete, causing Rarity to become as wilted as her salad.

With a huff, Rarity rested her chin on her folded arms, listless for a moment until her blue eyes took a quick glance around the lunchroom "Speaking of which... where are my two heroes? They don't seem to be here and I haven't thanked them yet..." Not to say she hadn't tried before, but between the mages' fans surrounding them and keeping to themselves, it was hard to get close.

"Well Sparkle seems smart 'nough that she can come fer a bit n' afford ta' skip. Shimmer... who the hell knows." said Applejack, giving a light shake of her head.

"Oh..." said Rarity, disappointed that the adorably sexy bookish mage was not there, sitting up straight and now resting her chin on the palm of her hand. She took the time to think for a few moments more before her blue eyes lit up "Idea! I know of a perfect way to both apologize and deal with my troubles! I'll invite them over and create a new outfit for each of them! They'll absolutely adore it and if the school sees the popular school heroes wearing my brand, they're bound to be less harsh towards me and I may even start to be accepted into some social circles once again!" At this point Rarity was standing, eyes sparkling as she imagined it all, including the romantic twist "And then Twilight will be so taken by my artistic ability and skills that she'll fall in love with me! Oh I can just see it now!" Twilight would look so cute if she blushed, the bedroom eyes over a romantic candlelight dinner, then in the bedroom-

"Uhhhh, that's great and all. But you think they'll really agree to it?" asked Dash in a deadpan manner that popped Rarity's fantasy bubble.

Still, Rarity rallied and waved off Dash's words "Pish-posh. I know they'll agree to it the next time I see them in school!"

"I can't believe you agreed to this." said Twilight as she and Sunset drove through the streets, the bookish mage using her phone to give directions.

"Hey, free shit is free shit." said Sunset, giving a light shrug as she swerved around another car. "So are you going because your libido finally got a jump start?"

"Huh?" asked Twilight, looking up from her phone and seeming confused.

"Ah, just being polite then. Typical." scoffed the red head.

"Well, it would've been rude to say no when she wants to thank us for helping her." replied Twilight, giving a light shrug before looking back to her phone "And like you said, free shit is free shit."

Soon they were parked outside of Rarity's house, a two story building with a shop at the bottom. "Carousel Boutique? It looks like a kid friendly whore house." commented Sunset, stepping out with Twilight as the bookish mage gave a light snicker.

The door gave a chime when they entered and the clothing inside was passable for the most part. Twilight seemed to find what she saw over all pleasant while Sunset found it a bit too cutesy and "high fashion" for her tastes. They didn't have to wait long since soon Rarity came from the back, a cute pair of red glasses on her eyes as she gave them a smile "Right on time! So good to see you girls again! Come, come!"

"What, not even a drink first?" snickered Sunset, her remark going unnoticed as Rarity ushered them further into the shop.

"First, measurements." said Rarity, taking out a measuring tap and ready to get to work up until Twilight fished out a paper from her pocket.

"We already got them."

"Huh? Who took them?" asked Rarity, confused and feeling a tad disappointed.

"Our guardian Luna apparently. And they're very... detailed." said Twilight, opening the paper and blushing as she noticed a couple measurements in particular.

"Yeah... still not sure when she took them." mused Sunset with a light shrug.

"I see. Well, in either case as detailed as they may be." said Rarity, taking the piece of paper and blushing heavily when she noticed the same particular measurements as Twilight. "I cannot be sure if they are correctly, so I'd still like to go over the both of you myself. How about you first, Twilight?" asked Rarity with a flirtatious smile.

"Alright, anything in particular I need to do?" asked the bookish mage.

"Just stand over here, arms out, feet apart." said Rarity, directing Twilight to a small round podium.

"And take your clothes off." suggested Sunset, having taken a seat in a chair and snickering when she saw Rarity's face light up.

"What?" asked Twilight, head snapping over to Sunset and looking confused.

"She can't get accurate measurements with your clothes on. It's how they do it, right Rarity?" asked Sunset, shooting the fashionista a smirk, just daring her to take the opportunity.

After a few moments where her mind went to very naughty places, Rarity finally fought down the blush and cleared her throat "Yes, well... Sunset is indeed correct. For the most accurate measurements your clothing must be off. Although you may keep the underwear on."

Tilting her head slightly and staring at Rarity for a moment, Twilight finally shrugged before she began to remove her clothing. The sight immediately brought the blood rushing to the fashionista's face and she swore she nearly passed out when the mage bent over ever so slightly when taking her skirt off. Twilight wasn't a curvy woman but that cute little butt, those perky breasts.... between that nice black bra and panties with the striped stockings... IT WAS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS! Fighting off a swooning spell, Rarity managed to only squeak once as she said "Very good. Now if you would please, on the podium." Just as her shaking hands were ready to commence the first measurement, the door chimed, signaling someone had come in.

"H-Hello? Rarity?" came a soft, timid voice.

Pausing, Rarity's eyes then widened as she said "Oh dear! I forgot to tell Fluttershy I was moving our tea time to another date!" Pocketing the measuring tape, she moved to get a bathrobe to put over Twilight, but a slender young woman with long pink hair and soft turquoise eyes stepped further into the boutique, dressed in a simple long sleeved shirt and knee length skirt with knee length boots.

Of course upon seeing that Rarity was with a customer who was in a state of undress, Fluttershy's eyes widened and she tried to hide behind her long bangs as she squeaked out "O-OH! Y-You're with another one of your special customers! I'm so sorry! I-I'll just-"

"Oh no, no, no darling! Not at all!" said Rarity, putting the bathrobe over Twilight's shoulder with some disappointment before going over to her friend. "It was my fault, I forgot to tell you I was going to make some lovely new outfits for my new friends." Placing an arm over the shy girl's shoulders, Rarity pulled the other in and began introductions "Everyone, this is Fluttershy. She's one of the few friends I managed to hold onto while I was possessed. Fluttershy, this is Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle."

As cute as this newcomer was, what really caught Sunset's attention was Twilight's reaction. The introverted woman was actually blushing. She had snapped the robe closed as she stared at Fluttershy, looking like her brain had just shut down. With a shake of her head, Sunset stood and walked over, slapping Twilight on the back to force the words out "Hello!" Twilight finally got out, coughing a bit afterwards, clearing her throat before saying in a more normal tone "Hi, it's nice to meet you, Fluttershy."

"H-Hello, it's nice to meet the both of you." said Fluttershy, still trying to hide behind her long hair but she managed up the smallest, cutest smile that caused all of Twilight's face to go red as steam seemed to come out of her ears.

Of course this reaction didn't go by unnoticed by Rarity, whose pleasant disposition had become quite strained "... yes. Well, I'll just go whip us up some tea real quick then, shall I? I'll leave the lot of you to get acquainted with each other." With that she quickly scurried to the back where her kitchen was and went about quickly boiling water, growing more and more annoyed as she heard voices come from the main shop. Every time a soft, too hard to make out voice spoke, Twilight's slightly louder voice would nervously laugh or say something that lead Rarity to believe that she was fully enraptured by Fluttershy.

As she boiler the water, her cat Opalescence came into the kitchen, jumping onto the kitchen table and meowing, wanting attention. "Oh. I know I shouldn't take it too seriously, Opal." sighed Rarity, not noticing the look from her pet that clearly said "feed me". "I mean, it's not as if Fluttershy did that on purpose, making Twilight infatuated with her. It's like when she had the boy I was interested in fawning over her at the coffee shop. Or how she totally caught Photo Finish's attention away from my fabulous garments the one time and was offered a modeling job." Thinking about all the times she had completely been passed over for her friend was making that green monster rear it's ugly head. Just when she'd thought she'd finally put it to rest... at this point Opal's whining was frequent, loud and incessant while she spoke.

"And it's not as if I'm not a catch." she said, giving a small flip of her hair as the steam started to build in the tea kettle. "After all, I am beautiful, witty, well mannered, graceful, I have a craft I'm very good at. Yes I certainly am quite the woman. A woman that should be able to grab the attention of any I desire. Except Twilight apparently. No matter how hard I try without practically grabbing her and kissing her in public! I mean, it shouldn't have to come to that! I should have caught her attention now! I'm a highly desirable young woman so why doesn't she fucking notice-?! AND SHUT UP OPAL!" Finally she snapped and chucked the box of tea bags at Opal with such force it knocked the white cat to the floor behind the table, out of sight.

".... oh dear. Opal?" said Rarity, having snapped out of her momentary rage as she tentatively approached the table. "... Opal? Are you alright?" She paused and immediately started to break into a sweat when the white cat pulled itself up, shooting her a glare that she'd seen plenty of time before. "O-Opal, darling, I didn't mean to-" The cat was back on the table, walking to the edge as her long, sharp claws came out. "Really we can talk about this!" And then the cat pounced.

"WAH-HA-HAAAAAA!"

Minutes later Rarity would come out with a tray, tea, cups, sugar, cream, looking the worse for wear with scratch marks on her face, hair messed up and rips in her clothing. "R-Rarity? Are you okay?" asked Fluttershy, placing a hand over her mouth upon seeing the fashionista's state. She was sitting next to Sunset while Twilight stayed sitting on the small platform, Sunset snickering while Twilight gazed curiously to Rarity.

"Quite darling, just another spat with Opal." said the young woman, giving a smile before setting the tray down on a table near Sunset and Fluttershy's seats. "Now, shall we continue Twilight?" she said, cheerfully picking back up and getting back to work. After her outburst in the kitchen, she managed to keep it together well enough throughout the rest of Twilight's fitting, working fast as she sketched up the idea, showed it to Twilight and found the perfect mannequin that was approximate to Twilight's size. However she almost snapped again when she tended to Sunset, Twilight was sitting next to Fluttershy, talking to her and sounding like she had a crush in her own cute, bookish way.

However this would not defeat her, no. When all three had gone, she threw herself into her work! Especially on Twilight's dress. Rich fabrics of blue with a slightly dark purple under blend, to look like the night sky, stars stitched in by hand that looked as if they could twinkle and shine! The shape, pleasing to compliment Twilight's body shape! Days were spent without rest, sometimes she might even forget to eat! But she would absolutely not skip showering or her beauty treatment, she wasn't crazy after all. When both were finally finished after a week, Rarity stepped back to see her work. Sunset's came out very well, like a sunset had been captured on a voluptious, pleasing, curvy form of a dress that no man could resist. But Twilight's... Twilight's was everything she had hoped it would be and more!

Rarity stepped back and wiped her forehead, admiring her works from a few feet away. There was a small rumbling that was growing louder but she supposed it was simply her stomach. But eating could wait, these were masterpieces, they were perfect! They were-!

And then part of the top floor of her building was taken out, the two dresses lost as a large, lizard-like drake with black lines and an orange mo-hawk and horrendous under bite slammed it's claw through, the two dresses lost who knows where as the spirit launched off her building onto a larger one. Rarity could only stare at where the dresses had been, eye twitching uncontrollably for a moment before stopping, her hand moving and glowing blue as she pulled her upstairs work room fainting couch over to her. Then she calmly sat down, took a deep breath...

".... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

"Rarity..... Rarity?.... Rarity wake up!"

The fashionista woke with a start, blinking and noticing that it was night now. She could tell because that big, gaping hole on the top floor of her shop was still there. With a groan, she covered her eyes with an arm "Whoever you are, leave me! For I am dead!"

"... dead?" asked a voice next to the first.

"Yes. Tragedy has struck! The dressed I've been working on are... are... THEY'RE GONE!" wailed Rarity, rolling over onto her stomach and starting to bawl her eyes out. She heard the two voices next to her speak, they actually sounded a little familiar, before a pair of foot steps walked away. Then she felt a hand rubbing her back, it felt rather nice...

"Rarity? C'mon it's not so bad, Sunset is going to go take a look for your dresses, we might be able to fix them up..."

Wait, Sunset? Then... "Twilight?!" squeaked Rarity, pulling out of her funk as she turned back around, feeling her heart start to race upon seeing the gallant, bookish mage lean over her.

Twilight had a soft, gentle smile on her face and was looking Rarity over to make doubly sure she was okay. "How do you feel? And uh, sorry about the spirit..."

"O-Oh, no worries! None at all." said Rarity, feeling giddy that the other as concerned for her. But that was quickly blunted when she got a better look around, sighing as she saw that not only was her work room exposed and a mess but her bedroom as well. Thank the goddess that Sweetie Belle was not over for a visit "Although... I have quite the mess on my hands."

"Yeah, you do." said Sunset, hoping back up through the hole, levitating two mannequins with dirtied, ruined dresses behind her.

"Utterly ruined..." said Rarity, looking utterly devastated that all of her hard work was for not.

"Not necessarily." said Twilight, standing up with a nod to Sunset as magic started to envelope one hand on each of them. With a snap, the dirt and grime was taken away and while the tears were not mended, the dresses were as flawless as when Rarity had finished. "Oh wow, Rarity, these are our dresses?" said the bookish mage, in awe as she moved forward to better check out her dress.

"Yeah, gotta' say I can see myself rocking this and getting some good game." said Sunset, giving an approving nod and a smirk.

That made all of the tension lift from Rarity's shoulders, the young woman sighing as she leaned back on her couch "Good. I'm glad you both like them! As soon as I fix up those tears they're all yours!"

Pausing, Twilight pulled back and looked around at the destruction "... that wasn't part of the deal though." Both Sunset and Rarity gave her questioning looks, prompting her to go on "Well, you offered to make the dresses for free, so fixing them seems like extra. And for something like this... maybe... we could help getting you some how?"

Taken aback by the kind gesture, Rarity gave a small shake of her head "Oh, no, lately I filed to update my insurance in case of spirit damage, I should be fine. I... I can simply move down to the lower section, I have to make sure nothing happens to my shop after all. Move all my things..."

"Then let us help." said Twilight, earning a look from Sunset that the mage promptly ignored. It only took minutes for the mages to move everything and get it squared away so no one could come in through the hole in the second floor to steal things. By the end of it Rarity was so touched that she gave them both a hug. Her hug with Twilight lasting noticeably longer and having some nuzzling added in.

"Unless you're going to fuck, hurry up Sparkle!" said Sunset, having finished her good deed for the year as she headed out to the truck.

Rolling her eyes, Twilight looked to Rarity and gave her a smile "Sorry about her. But I guess we'll see you at school tomorrow Rarity?"

"Yes, undoubtedly." said Rarity, seeing Twilight to the door and watching the two drive off before she closed shop and headed into the kitchen to sleep. While it didn't go how she had intended, it wasn't a bad outcome at all. Twilight had been so caring and sweet! Not only making sure she was okay but also helping to move her things and that sweet smile! With a wave of her hand, she pulled her kitchen fainting couch out and promptly fell onto it, intent on dreaming of the dreamy, gallant bookish mage.... up until she heard a cat shriek and something fluffy like a cat beneath her.

"... oh dear- WA-HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Author's Note

So yeah, no Sex in the Daten City. I know PSG is supposed to be random as fuck but I guess I'm going for more structure.

Maybe a little on the light side as far as crude goes but eh, needed some character development and such. Hope you liked it.

Also hope you like the new cover art replacing that shitty old one. XD