Author's Note

These are just short story ideas made by me and other people. They're usually just silly dark comedy stories. Enjoy.

Vinyl Scratch

Date: May 24, 2014
Location: Ponyville, DJ Club

Alright everypony, meet Vinyl Scratch a pony who could really bring that bass cannon. Every single night she could bring it. Also in the morning, she would listen to her music with her headphones. They were wireless so they needed to be charged. She sucked the juice out of them quickly because she always had the volume full blast. One day though Vinyl lost her charger for her headphones.

"Where is it!! I know I left it on this table!!" Vinyl shouted pointing at the table near the T.V. Then she stared at her roommate, Octavia.

"Vinyl I hid it somewhere you'll never find it. The doctor said you will lose your hearing if you listen to loud music every day. I'm doing you a favor. Another thing you can't go the DJ club tonight. You need to take a break for at least two weeks, and you can only listen to loud music for at least the maximum eight hours a day."

Vinyl didn't like that one bit. She didn't care what the doctor said or what her roommate said. She bought other headphones but they weren't loud enough for her deaf ears.

"PIECE OF SHIT!!" She shouted and broke the headphones she was using.

That night she snuck out to go to the DJ Club without Octavia knowing. The music was on full blast at the club, but Vinyl couldn't hear a bit of it. Her ears were completely deaf now. She went to where all the wires were and took out some scissors she took from the house. Snipped some here, and there. Now she made her own charger. She plugged in her headphones and waited for them to charge. However, the wire she was using was a bad one to cut.

*BOOM!!!*

No Vinyl didn't get electrocuted. You want to know that loud boom that Vinyl was too deaf to hear. Well, Vinyl messed up a wire of a light that Neon Lights said was a little fidgety and shouldn't be messed with. Now the light was on fire, and the fire began to spread. Everypony screamed and ran to the exit. Finally, Vinyl noticed the fire and tried to run to the exit. However, she got pushed to the floor, and everypony began to step on her. Crushing her ribs, making her spit blood, and finally making her...Dead.

Vinyl loved dubstep, but when the doctor and her roommate didn't let her hear it. She decided to take matters into her own hooves. Instead of hearing her dubstep, she got stepped on. She'll be hearing dubstep in the...Afterlife.

Way To Die #1: Stepped On The Beat.